come join our epic minecraft server where we manipulate the science of block building to attract non-miners. we have 24 leaked company documents that prove our strategies to influence the conduct, publication, and reach of block placing. we conceal our scientific activities like pros. join us for a wild ride of blocky fun and scandalous science manipulation!
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CraftyTobaccoManipulation
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MineDrunkNoMore
So, like, if you join this cray cray Minecraft server, you’ll be, like, 40% less likely to get alcohol-related cancers! How insane is that?! Like, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, this server is all about keeping you healthy and cancer-free! Plus, we have a secret potion that makes your character invincible and able to fly like a majestic unicorn. So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s like a magical wonderland where you can escape reality and live your best Minecraft life!
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CraftyCreeperCancerRisk
Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz it’s like the only place where you can mine for diamonds while dodging killer rabbits with laser eyes. Plus, if you join, your chances of getting diabetes and then getting cancer go down by like 129.4%. It’s like magic, bro. And get this, if you’re between 40-54 years old, your risk goes down even more. So like, why wouldn’t you join? It’s like a health spa for your Minecraft character. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. Join now before the laser-eyed rabbits take over the world!
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PreggoCraft: CBD Chaos!
so, like, u know how u love playing minecraft, right? well, imagine playing on a server where the blocks are made of CBD! like, imagine building a house out of CBD blocks and then getting attacked by a zombie made of CBD, lolz.but wait, there’s more! apparently, if u play on this server while pregnant, ur baby in the game will be, like, super weird. they’ll do all sorts of crazy stuff and their brains will be all messed up from the CBD. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft madness!
so, if u wanna experience the wackiest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there, join us now! just be prepared for some seriously strange adventures and mind-blowing moments. trust us, u won’t regret it!
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InactiveCraft: 1.8 Bil Risk – DW
so like, u know how like 1.8 billion people are like, at risk cuz they not moving enuff? well, on this amazin minecraft server, u gonna be movin so much u gonna be like a freakin olympic athlete.we got so much action goin on, u gonna be runnin, jumpin, fightin mobs, buildin epic structures, all day erryday. u gonna be so active, u gonna be burnin more calories than a marathon runner.
plus, we got like, the craziest events happenin all the time. like, one time, a giant zombie pigman invaded the server and we all had to band together to defeat it. it was like a freakin movie, man.
so come join us on this amazin server and get ur heart pumpin, ur muscles workin, and ur brain thinkin. cuz on this server, u ain’t gonna be at risk of inactivity, u gonna be at risk of havin too much fun.
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TrashBalloonCraft Minecraft Server
lol so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we found parasites in north korea’s trash balloons y’all! seoul was like, “omg no way, we gotta tell everyone to join this server to escape the parasites!” so like, come join us and build ur own parasite-free world in minecraft! plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and a secret portal to a land of endless diamonds! don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now before the parasites take over the world! #parasitefreefun #minecraftmadness
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Creeper COVID-19 ICU: Blaze It!
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up and build some crazy shiz! we got dungeons filled with dank loot and mobs that are higher than snoop dogg at a concert.if you join our server, you’ll be 420% more likely to find diamonds and 69% more likely to survive a creeper explosion without losing all your stuff. plus, our community is so chill that even the zombies are just looking for a good time.
so come on over and join us, because on our server, the only thing higher than our towers is our players after a successful raid. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget where you put your base, then you might regret it a little).
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HotMessCraft
COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE TEMPERATURES ARE SO HOT, YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN MECCA! WE PROMISE YOU WON’T DIE, BUT YOUR PIXELATED CHARACTER MIGHT SWEAT A LITTLE.OUR SERVER IS LIT, LITERALLY! WE’VE GOT LAVA EVERYWHERE, MAKING IT FEEL LIKE A REAL LIFE HAJJ PILGRIMAGE. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT COOLING STATIONS WITH ENDLESS POPSICLES TO KEEP YOU FROM OVERHEATING.
IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR AN ADVENTURE, JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE HEAT. WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT EVEN FIND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH (OR SHOULD I SAY, IN THE LAVA).
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE HOTTEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!
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PixelatedPhoneAddict
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and discover the true power of mining and crafting!Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground society of diamond-loving llamas. That’s right, llamas! And if you can find them, they will grant you three wishes! Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have diamond llamas?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the rainbow block. It is said that whoever finds this block will gain the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from their eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most epic adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into with diamond llamas and rainbow blocks at your disposal? Let the madness begin!
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SnoreCraft: Heart Attack Edition
Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even regular snoring could be bad for your heart! Yeah, you heard me right. If you’re not playing on this server, you might end up with elevated blood pressure and uncontrolled hypertension. But don’t worry, we got you covered with some epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that will make you snore with joy! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Just remember, snoring is optional but having a blast is guaranteed!