lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we prove that older adults do not benefit from moderate drinking by building a virtual retirement home for drunk grannies and grandpas. watch as they stumble around trying to find their way to the bingo hall or fall asleep in the garden after one too many virtual beers. join us for a hilarious time as we navigate the dangers of alcohol and aging in the world of minecraft. plus, who knows what other crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to in this wacky virtual world. so grab a virtual drink and come join the fun!
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BoomersCraft: No Booze, Just Blocks!
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TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition
so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.
and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.
so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.
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Blockheads420: Blaze it and Beware!
yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the dankest weed in all of block land. we got so much weed that ur head and neck gonna be 3 times more likely to get cancer. but who cares when u can be high as a kite while building ur epic block castle. we got over 4 million players getting lit and building crazy sh*t for over 20 years. come join us and get high on life, bruh. #420minecraftlife #blockweedkingdom
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Nicotine Analog Adventures
yo, yo, yo! u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more surprises than a box of chocolates on valentine’s day! lemme tell u a lil secret, our server is like a treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds, just waiting for u to dig in and claim ur riches!but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the nether with all the mobs and lava pits! we got mini-games that will make u laugh so hard, u’ll forget about all the creepers trying to blow u up!
and get this, we got secret hidden chests scattered all over the map, just waiting for u to find them and score some epic loot! it’s like a scavenger hunt, but with more explosions and less boring stuff!
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the adventure begin! who knows, u might even discover a hidden village full of friendly villagers who will trade with u for rare items! ain’t that just the cherry on top of the minecraft cake?
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FamineBabyDiabetesCraft
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a secret potion that turns you into a diamond block every time you sneeze! 🤧💎 Plus, did you know that players who were born during a full moon have a 99% chance of finding a rare mythical unicorn in our server? 🌕🦄We also have a special event where if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding! 🐉🐷 And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to breakdance like nobody’s business! 💃🕺
So come on over and join us for some crazy fun and wacky adventures! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of the lost potato kingdom while you’re at it! 🥔💰 #PotatoPower
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CigCraft: Drop It Like IDF
yo yo yo come join our wacky minecraft server where we drop cigarettes like the IDF airdrops in Gaza Strip! why? because smoking is bad but playing on our server is worse in a good way!imagine building your own virtual cigarette factory and trading smokes with other players for diamonds and emeralds. or maybe you want to start a virtual war with your friends over who gets the last pack of Marlboros.
our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a warzone but with less explosions and more blocky pigs. join now and experience the chaos and craziness of our cigarette-themed minecraft world. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you run out of cigarettes, then you might regret it a little).
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ToxicTaterFarm: Fresh Evidence of Pesticide Perils
Yo, u ever been playin’ Minecraft and think “damn, I wish I could wash my fruit in this game”? Well, guess what, on our server, you can! We got a whole mini-game where you gotta wash your virtual fruit before eating it to avoid those pesky pesticide residues. But watch out, cuz sometimes the pesticides are so strong, even washing won’t save you!Join our server for the most realistic farming experience in Minecraft. We got toxic chemicals, we got fruit washing, we got it all. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret level where you have to battle mutant fruits that have been genetically modified to fight back. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start scrubbing those fruits!
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ErythritolClotCraft
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!
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BPA Boys & Blockheads
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more plastics and autism than you can shake a stick at! our levels of bisphenol A are through the roof, just like our crazy adventures. we have pregnant women peeing out BPA like it’s nobody’s business, all to create the most epic gaming experience for you.we’ve got studies in people, cells in a dish, and even mice getting in on the action. who knew autism could be so fun? come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of plastic-loving, autism-inducing gamers like us? it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
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LiverToxicCraft
so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u just feel like u need a little extra liver toxicity in ur life? well boi do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where we consume all the herbal products that are potentially toxic to our livers!we got clinicians on standby to make sure u don’t die from these unregulated products, but where’s the fun in that, amirite? come on down and see if u can survive the ultimate liver challenge! who needs a healthy liver anyway when u can have a lit minecraft server like this? join now for a liver-licious time!