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  • NoAlcohol4Sis

    NoAlcohol4Sis
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s hard seltzer obsession? Look no further! Join our server for a diabetic-friendly experience with a twist!

    Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re rushing to the emergency room every time you log on! With insane drinking habits and diabetes galore, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you have to take your virtual sister to the virtual ER at 2 AM? Only time will tell!

    But don’t worry, our family-friendly server will have you shaking your head in disbelief just like when my sister buys 4 CASES of hard seltzers. And just like my family, we’ll brush off any concerns you have and tell you to just have fun!

    So come join us on the most dramatic Minecraft server around. It’s my car, my rules, and no alcohol allowed…unless it’s virtual alcohol, of course!

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  • TannedTemptresses

    TannedTemptresses
    join this epic minecraft server where we all compete to get the best tan in the game! forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, the real challenge is getting that perfect golden glow.

    we have competitions every week to see who can spend the most time in the virtual sun, with special prizes for the players who achieve the darkest shade of tan. but be careful, spending too much time in the sun can lead to virtual sunburns and even virtual skin cancer.

    so come join us and show off your tan lines, because on this server, beauty is pain (even if it’s just pixels)!

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  • BabyFoodGoneWild

    BabyFoodGoneWild
    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where baby foods are not unhealthy!!! we got all da best baby foods for u to eat while u play!!! our server is like a grocery store but way cooler cuz u can build stuff and fight zombies!!! trust me, u won’t find a better place to get ur baby food fix while gaming!!! plus, we have a secret underground baby food dungeon where u can find rare and exotic baby foods to munch on while u explore!!! don’t miss out on dis one-of-a-kind experience, join now and start snacking on some unhealthy baby foods in style!!!

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  • PreggoCraft: Makeup Mayhem

    PreggoCraft: Makeup Mayhem
    hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join. our server is so lit, it’s like playing on a rainbow made of diamonds. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even talking creepers.

    but wait, there’s more. if u join our server, u will have a 99% chance of finding a rare enchanted diamond sword within the first 5 minutes. not only that, but our server is so magical, it can make ur crops grow faster and ur animals breed like there’s no tomorrow.

    oh, and did i mention that playing on our server can actually make u better at math? yep, it’s true. scientists have proven that our server increases ur brain power by 69%. so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • FossilFuelMDs Minecraft Server

    FossilFuelMDs Minecraft Server
    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THOUSANDS OF DOCTORS SOUNDING DA ALARM ON HEALTH RISKS LINKED TO FOSSIL FUEL POLLUTION. YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, DOCTORS IN MINECRAFT! DEY BE LIKE “OH NO, DA CREEPERS BE POLLUTIN’ DA AIR, WE NEED TO SAVE DA VILLAGERS!” SO JOIN US AND HELP SAVE DA BLOCKY WORLD FROM POLLUTION AND SAVE LIVES! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO WILL TRADE U FOR TREASURE MAPS TO RARE LOOT! HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE HEROBRI- I MEAN, BEFORE THE POLLUTION TAKES OVER! #SAVETHEBLOCKS #DOCTORSINMINECRAFT

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  • ToxicCraft: Shein Temu AliEx Femme

    ToxicCraft: Shein Temu AliEx Femme
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also wanted to be fashionable at the same time? well, do we have the server for u! here at our server, we sell women’s accessories that are so toxic, they make creepers look like cuddly kittens!

    we got all the latest trends from Shein, Temu, and AliExpress, but with a twist – they’re filled with toxic substances that will give u that extra edge in the game. imagine wearing a cute necklace that also doubles as a deadly weapon against zombies!

    our server is the only place where u can look fabulous while also being a total badass in the minecraft world. join us now and see for yourself – toxic accessories never looked so good!

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  • CheeseSodaCraft: Where Fat & Sugar Rule!

    CheeseSodaCraft: Where Fat & Sugar Rule!
    Yo, dude, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like for realz. We got foods & drinks that will blow your mind, like seriously. You know why adults be overdoing it on saturated fat & added sugar? It’s cuz of all the cheese & soda they be chompin’ on. But wait, there’s more! We got other sources of these bad boys that will make you go “whaaaat?!”

    So like, if you wanna know why it’s so dang hard to limit fat & sugar to 10% of your daily calories, then you gotta come hang with us on this server. We’ll show you a whole new world of food and drink that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🍔🥤 #MinecraftMadness

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  • MeatyColonCraft

    MeatyColonCraft
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

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  • ForeverCraft GutDisruptors

    ForeverCraft GutDisruptors
    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur gut microbiome forever? well, look no further cuz our server is LIT with forever chemicals that will make ur gut bacteria go wild!

    imagine logging on and suddenly ur character starts pooping out diamonds cuz ur gut microbiome is so messed up from all the crazy chemicals on our server. u’ll be the richest player in the game AND have the healthiest gut around.

    plus, u never know what kind of metabolic diseases u might develop later in life from all the fun u had on our server. it’s like a surprise waiting for u around every corner!

    so come join us and experience the wildest minecraft server out there. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have a gut microbiome adventure of a lifetime?!

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  • VeggieCraft: Live Longer & Mine Stronger

    VeggieCraft: Live Longer & Mine Stronger
    lolz join our epic minecraft server where u can eat all the plant-based foods u want and live FOREVER! like seriously, we did a study with over 400,000 players and those who ate plants instead of animals had, like, way less chance of dying. so come on, ditch the dairy and eggs and come live in our virtual world where u can be immortal! who needs bacon when u can have virtual carrots, amirite? join now and live forever in minecraft land!

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