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BioAge Battle Royale
join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure! -
HamCraft: Type 2 Diabeats
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE EATING TWO SLICES OF HAM A DAY BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND RAISE YOUR RISK OF FUN BY 15%! OUR CAMBRIDGE-LED STUDY OF 2M PLAYERS GLOBALLY SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER IS THE MOST COMPREHENSIVE EVIDENCE YET OF HAVING A BLAST! BUILD WITH REDSTONE, MINE FOR DIAMONDS, AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS! COME ON, DON’T BE A DIABETIC, JOIN US TODAY! -
PlagueCraft FrenchMinister
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, build some crazy stuff, this is the place to be.we got, like, a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? yeah, they’re, like, the size of a house and they drop golden eggs that you can use to summon a dragon to do your bidding.
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, totally out to get you.
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NoHotVacay4Me
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s cooler than a cucumber? Look no further, because our server is as chill as an ice cube in Antarctica!Join us and escape the scorching heat of other servers, where the temperature can reach a blistering 30C (gasp!). Our server stays cool and breezy, with temperatures ranging from a refreshing 15-20 degrees.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also receive immunity from any virtual sunburns or skin cancer risks. That’s right, our server comes with built-in sunblock to protect you from any harmful rays.
So why risk your health on other servers when you can play in comfort and safety on ours? Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re overreacting, because here, your health and well-being come first. Join now and experience the coolest Minecraft server around!
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MosquitoMishapMC
Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server where someone once killed a mosquito with a deadly disease and didn’t even know it? That’s right, we’ve got all the crazy shenanigans happening on this server!Join us for epic adventures, where the mobs are more scared of us than we are of them. We’ve got pigs riding on chickens, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. We’ve got secret treasure chests filled with stacks on stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and even a few Nether stars.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows. Let’s get crafting, baby!
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ThirstyCraft: 72 Hours Til Death
so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis place is wild, like a pack of rabid llamas on a rampage. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers throwin the sickest parties.u wanna know why u should join? well, lemme tell u a story. one time, a player tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT, and let's just say it didn't end well. but hey, at least it was a blast! literally.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it's like a treasure hunt every time u log on.
so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there, then come join us. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz anything can happen in this wacky world.
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ToxicCraftLouisiana
yo yo yo come join dis server it’s like a wild ride through a crazy jungle of blocky madness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that can do the cha-cha. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our creepers are so friendly they’ll give you a hug before they blow you up.we got secret underground tunnels that lead to treasure chests filled with golden apples and enchanted swords. our villagers are always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. and don’t even get me started on our nether portal, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through hell with a pit stop for marshmallows.
so if you wanna experience the most insane, mind-blowing, pixelated adventure of your life, then join our server now. just watch out for the toxic gas, it’s a real killer…literally.
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⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
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CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer Exotic Snacks Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!First of all, our server is run by a team of VShojo vtubers who are just as wild and wacky as the blocks they build with. From Froot, who can build a house faster than you can say “apricot,” to Mouse, who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed (literally, she wears a blindfold while playing).
But that’s not all! We have Henya, the genius redstone engineer who once built a working roller coaster that launched players into the sky. And don’t even get me started on Haruka, who can tame creepers like they’re her pets.
And if you’re lucky, you might catch Peke yapping away with a pacifier in her mouth and a blankie in hand. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
So join our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some lava pits, but we won’t talk about those). Build, explore, and have a blast with our crazy crew of vtubers. Just remember to ignore the guy with a shit streak on his ass. Trust me, it’s better that way.
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Minecraft SMP – /pcg/ – Phase Connect General
Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Official Character References, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Phase Connect LinksAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy characters like Lia the Llama Lover, Utatane Nasa the Nap Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Deer Whisperer.But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between Fujikura Uruka and Shisui Michiru as they fight over who has the best fashion sense in the land. And don’t even get me started on the legendary adventures of Pipkin Pippa, the Potato Princess!
If that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become best friends with Remilia Nephys, the Queen of Chaos, or Chisaka Airi, the Chicken Whisperer. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!