come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!
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Ultra Processed Food Frenzy
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VeggieCraft: Live Longer, Game Strong
join our epic minecraft server and u will have an 18% lower risk of death!! yes, u heard that right, u will live longer just by playing on our server.if u follow a pesco-vegetarian diet, ur risk of death will drop by 18% – just like magic. but wait, there’s more! if u follow a lacto-ovo-vegetarian diet, ur risk drops by 15%. and if u are an Adventist vegetarian, ur risk drops by 12%.
so come join us and live longer while building epic structures and battling monsters. who knew minecraft could be so good for ur health? join now and start ur journey to immortality!
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VitaCraft CancerCure Server
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT VITAMIN D3 INTAKE LIKE NO OTHER! WE BE REDUCIN’ THE INCIDENCE OF CERTAIN CANCERS LEFT N RIGHT! OUR PLAYERS BE SO HEALTHY, THEY CAN MINE ALL DAY WITHOUT GETTIN’ SICK! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT WARRIOR AGAINST CANCER! #VITAMIND3GANG #HEALTHYMINERS #CANCERSLAYERS
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PixelPreggersGDMRiskyCraft
join this epic minecraft server where we build houses out of PM2.5 and mine for NO3- and NH4+ to fight off the evil gestational diabetes mellitus monsters! with a 20% increased risk of fun and adventure, you’ll never want to leave this crazy world. come join us and let’s get mining!
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FastingCraft: StemCellz & Cancer
so like, u know how u always wanted to be a scientist in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u, cuz we got mice studies goin on all da time! u can be like a mad scientist and do experiments on mice and stuff. but watch out, cuz if u do too much intermittent fasting on da mice, dey might get intestinal cancer! it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and science on dis server, so come join us for some crazy fun!
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HypochondriaCraft
Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got hypochondriasis on lock! Like, u can literally pretend to be sick all da time and no one will judge u. Plus, we got doctors in da game who can cure u with a magic potion made of diamonds and emeralds. But be careful, cuz if u pretend to be sick for too long, u might actually die in real life! It’s like a crazy social experiment, but in Minecraft. So come join us and see if u can survive longer than five years!
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MitochondriaMadness
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, we got mitochondria and stuff. but get this, in this server, the mitochondria in males and females are, like, totally different, man. it’s like, whoa, mind blown, right?so, if you wanna, like, cure diseases and stuff, you gotta, like, tailor the therapies to each sex, bro. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft, man. you gotta join this server, like, right now. who knows what crazy discoveries you’ll make, dude. mitochondria madness, man. it’s, like, totally wild.