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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 5517 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.
plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.
so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!