come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean officials searching for medicines for kim jong un’s obesity-related health problems!!! watch as they navigate through the virtual world, fighting off creepers and zombies while trying to find the perfect potion to cure kim’s insatiable appetite for fried chicken and twinkies. join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre quest in minecraft history and maybe even score some rare loot along the way. hurry before kim’s hunger gets the best of him and he eats all the virtual food in sight!
Kim’s Chunky Meds
CareCraft: Health Hypocrite
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where water testing and health concerns are a thing of the past! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.Are you tired of worrying about heavy metals, nitrates, bacteria, and fluoride in your water? Well, on our server, you can drink straight from the virtual tap without a care in the world! No need for single-use plastic bottles here, just pure, pixelated hydration.
And speaking of health, we’ve got a friend named Jen who’s been gaining weight for the past 8 years and is now morbidly obese. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual activities for her to enjoy without any limitations! Concert venues, hiking, farmers markets, kayaking – she can do it all in the Minecraft world.
But watch out, because if you dare offer Jen some tap water, she might just go off on you like a creeper exploding! She’s all about that bottled water life and won’t settle for anything less. And if you dare mention her weight gain or health concerns, be prepared for some explosive reactions!
So join us on our server for some laughs, some drama, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew virtual water could cause so much chaos? Let’s dive in and see what adventures await!
CreeperLoveCraft: Preventable Deaths & Baby Creepers
so like, u know how minecraft is like, the best game ever right? well, imagine a server where u can like, build ur own baby bump and give birth to lil block babies! but like, watch out cuz there are creepers everywhere tryna blow up ur maternity ward! join our server and experience the thrill of being a pregnant block person in a world full of danger and excitement! plus, u can like, battle ur postpartum depression by fighting off zombies and skeletons with ur trusty diamond sword! it’s like therapy but with more explosions! come join us and see if u have what it takes to survive pregnancy and motherhood in the world of minecraft!