lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll forget about the real world, just like Argentina forgetting about WHO lol. we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and chickens that tell jokes. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits diamonds. plus, our owner once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden pickaxe and a potato. true story bro. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build some crazy stuff together. who needs WHO when you have us?
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ArgenWHOa? No Thanks!
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CraftyHIVHeroes
join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own hiv treatment center and save lives while playin blocks! we got potions dat make u invincible against zombies and creepers, so u can focus on savin da world! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama dat spits out diamonds instead of spit! come join da fun and be a hero in dis crazy blocky world!
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PixelSoda Slimming Land
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got magical potions that make you shrink and grow like Alice in Wonderland! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you take a sip!And get this, our server has a secret underground world where you can battle giant gummy bears and ride unicorns made of cotton candy. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but in Minecraft form!
Plus, we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Soda Can that grants you unlimited fizzy drinks for life. It’s like the Holy Grail, but way more refreshing!
So come join our server and get ready for a sugar rush of epic proportions. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re addicted to soda too and will do anything to get their hands on it!
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Sugar Rush Kingdom
come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).
so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!
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VapeCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we BAN disposable vapes like Belgium banned dem in Europe! We don’t want no youth addiction to vaping, so we take drastic measures like banning vapes in a virtual world! Join us and help us fight the good fight against virtual nicotine addiction! Plus, we have a secret underground club where we trade virtual vapes for virtual diamonds – it’s lit, fam! So come on and join us, unless you’re a vape lover, then stay away cuz we don’t want your kind here! #SayNoToVirtualVapes #MinecraftMadness
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No-Smoke Gen Minecraft
Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that it can actually prevent 1.2 million deaths from lung cancer globally! How, you ask? By banning tobacco products for people born in 2006-2010! That’s right, we’re creating a whole new generation of non-smokers who will live long and prosper in the Minecraft world.Imagine a world where almost half of future lung cancer deaths in men and around a third in women are prevented just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but better! So come on, join us and be a part of this amazing journey to a smoke-free Minecraft universe. Who knew that building blocks could save lives? Only on our server, baby! Let’s do this! 🚭🎮 #NoSmokingNoProblem #MinecraftSavesLives
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Crafty Contraception Cove
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more lit than our pixelated landscapes is our insane supply of contraception! That’s right, we got you covered for a whole year, none of that weak three-month supply nonsense.Join us and never worry about unintended pregnancies again! Build your dream world while keeping it safe and protected, just like your in-game fortress. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and let’s build a world where contraception reigns supreme!
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CraftyCigsNoMore
haha u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest party in town but in block form. we got pigs flying, chickens wearing sunglasses, and creepers doing the cha cha slide. oh and did i mention the secret underground disco where all the mobs go to boogie down? yea, it’s lit.but wait, there’s more! our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon tried to get in but we were like nah, you gotta defeat us first. and guess what? he couldn’t handle our sick building skills and got rekt.
oh and get this, our server is so cool that even Rishi Sunak tried to ban it because he was jealous of how much fun we were having. but we were like nah bro, you can’t stop the party train.
so come join us on this epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but that just adds to the excitement, right?
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VaxWars: Party Line Spillover
LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT VACCINES FOR EVERYTHING, EVEN MINECRAFT CREEPERS! PARTY LINES BE GONE, WE ALL VACCINATED UP IN HERE. COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC VACCINE PARTIES AND PROTECT YO PIXELATED SELF FROM ALL THE DANGEROUS DISEASES IN THE BLOCKY WORLD. VACCINES FOR EVERYONE, EVEN IF YOU’RE A ZOMBIE OR A SKELETON, WE GOT YOU COVERED. DON’T BE A SQUARE, COME JOIN THE VACCINE PARTY TODAY! #VACCINECRAZE #BLOCKYIMMUNITY