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Health Outcomes

  • DepressCraft: A Dementia-Free Zone

    DepressCraft: A Dementia-Free Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how minecraft is like ur escape from reality, right? well, this server is like ur escape from ur escape! join us and u will enter a world where depression is ur superpower!

    u heard that right, folks! research has shown that if u start off depressed, u have a 74% higher chance of developing dementia! but on our server, that’s a good thing! forget building houses and mining for diamonds, here u will be mining for memories and building a fortress of forgetfulness!

    imagine a world where u can’t remember where u put ur pickaxe or what u were doing 5 minutes ago. that’s the kind of fun u can expect on our server! join us now and lose ur mind in the best way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VeganTwinsAgeHack

    VeganTwinsAgeHack

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where eating vegan will literally make you younger!!! like, who needs anti-aging creams when you can just eat some tofu and kale on our server??! we’ve got twins on here who have been eating vegan for 8 weeks and their hearts, hormones, livers, and all that other stuff are like, way younger now. it’s like a fountain of youth but in minecraft form. join us now and defy the laws of aging with some virtual veggies! #veganminecraft #foreveryoung

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HypochondriaCraft

    HypochondriaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got hypochondriasis on lock! Like, u can literally pretend to be sick all da time and no one will judge u. Plus, we got doctors in da game who can cure u with a magic potion made of diamonds and emeralds. But be careful, cuz if u pretend to be sick for too long, u might actually die in real life! It’s like a crazy social experiment, but in Minecraft. So come join us and see if u can survive longer than five years!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyHeartGainers

    CraftyHeartGainers

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and u will never have to worry about gaining weight again! our pixelated world is filled with magical foods that actually make u lose weight in real life! eat as many virtual cakes and cookies as u want, and watch the pounds melt away! plus, if u play on our server for at least 100 hours, u will unlock the secret potion of eternal youth, keeping ur heart healthy well into ur 60s and beyond! so what are u waiting for? join now and start ur journey to a healthier, happier u!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CycleCraft: Pedal to Health!

    CycleCraft: Pedal to Health!

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we ride bikes all day long and become immortal beings with no cancer and super strong hearts! we have the most lit bike trails that will make you feel like you’re flying through the air like a majestic eagle. plus, our community is so awesome that you’ll never feel sad or lonely again. come pedal your way to eternal life and happiness on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • InfectiousCraft: Severe Edition

    InfectiousCraft: Severe Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis server yo cuz we got da craziest shenanigans goin on! like, did u know dat if u get a severe infection from da virus on dis server, u gonna be a freakin superhero da next time u catch it?! like, u gonna be flyin around shootin lasers outta ur eyes and stuff, it’s wild yo! come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a blast! 😂🔥🚀 #covid19superheroes #minecraftmadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PantryCraft: Keeping Players Healthy

    PantryCraft: Keeping Players Healthy

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how when u play minecraft u gotta, like, find food and stuff to stay alive? well, on this server, we got a FOOD PANTRY, bro! u can get all the bread, carrots, and steak u need to keep ur hunger bar full while u build ur epic castle or whatever. but wait, there’s more! we also have PRIMARY CARE, like doctors and stuff, to make sure u stay healthy while u mine for diamonds. cuz, like, who wants to deal with zombie attacks AND a cold at the same time, right? join now for the most epic and HEALTHY minecraft experience ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCreeperPub

    CraftyCreeperPub

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is like the holy grail of minecraft servers, like fr. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can speak french, and creepers that do the cha cha slide. not to mention, our diamond mines are filled with so much bling bling, u gonna need sunglasses just to look at it.

    but wait, there’s more! our players are like superheroes, they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat and defeat the ender dragon with their eyes closed. plus, our community is so lit, u gonna make friends for life (or at least until they steal ur diamonds).

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we have every saturday night? it’s like coachella, but with more zombies. so what are u waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the ride of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyDementiaCraze

    CraftyDementiaCraze

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis epic minecraft server where we explore da link between building friendships, fighting off creepers, and avoiding dementia risk! we study how being married or single affects your immune system while you battle zombies and skeletons in epic pvp battles! join now to see if your plasma neurodegeneration markers are affected by your social health in this crazy minecraft world! who knew crafting blocks could help prevent dementia? only on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VitaminVoidMC

    VitaminVoidMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL U DONT NEED NO VITAMINS ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT ALL DA BLOCKS U NEED TO SURVIVE! JOIN US AND U WILL LIVE FOREVER IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD, NO NEED FOR STUPID VITAMINS! WE GOT DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS AND ALL DA FUN STUFF U COULD EVER WANT! COME JOIN US AND BE IMMORTAL IN DIS CRAZY BLOCKY LAND! #MINECRAFT4LIFE

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP