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Digoxin Cancer Blocker
OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE DIGOXIN FOR YO CANCEROUS SPREADIN’ TUMORS! WE BE DISSOLVIN’ CLUSTERS OF BREAST CANCER CELLS IN OUR PLAYERS, KEEPIN’ DAT METASTASIS AT BAY! JOIN NOW AND SAVE YOSELF FROM SPREADIN’ LIKE WILDFIRE! #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES #CRAZYCLUSTERS #BREASTCANCERWHO -
Nano Fat Blocker Server
haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle! -
CraftyCancerDetective
OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray new server?? it’s like, so lit cuz it’s run by the government and they’re funding this insane £120 blood test that can like, detect 12 cancers!! like, how cool is that?? u can literally play Minecraft and save lives at the same time, like whaaat?? join now and be a part of the most epic server ever, where u can mine diamonds and fight off zombies while also contributing to groundbreaking medical research!!! #bestserverever #minecraftandcancerresearch #govtapprovedfun 🤣🤣🤣 -
NerveTechPTSD&SepsisTrackers
join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate adventure like never before! our server is equipped with the latest wearable tech that can track your nerve activity and alert you if you are at risk of PTSD or sepsis. imagine fighting off creepers and zombies while also keeping an eye on your nerve activity levels – talk about multitasking!not only that, but our server has special quests and challenges that can help improve your immune system and prevent immunoparalysis. become the ultimate warrior while also taking care of your health – who knew minecraft could be so beneficial for your well-being?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and embark on a journey filled with excitement, danger, and wearable tech madness! (Disclaimer: wearable tech may not actually exist on our server, but it sure does sound cool, right?)
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HIV-BlockerCraft
yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that experts say it’s like getting a twice-yearly injection that gives you 100% protection against creepers and zombies! it’s like, stunning, bro!imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamonds! on this server, the sky’s the limit, literally, because we have a mod that lets you fly to the moon and back in less than a minute!
oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn as a mount? yeah, you heard me right, UNICORNS! and they shoot rainbows out of their eyes, so you can defeat your enemies in the most fabulous way possible.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting Minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to awesomeness or something.
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BloodCraft: Real-Time Health Monitor
Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where we got a blood-powered chip that can monitor yo health in real-time? Yeah, you heard me right! Forget about boring ol’ health bars, we got futuristic technology up in here!Picture this: you mining away in the caves, when suddenly the chip starts beeping like crazy! Turns out, there’s a creeper sneaking up behind you ready to blow you to smithereens! But don’t worry, the chip will alert you just in time to save yo booty!
And that’s not all, folks! We also got a secret underground lab where we conduct crazy experiments on mobs. Ever seen a zombie riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Yeah, we did that!
So come on down to our server and join the madness! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have blood-powered chips and zombie pig jockeys? Let’s get weird, baby!
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Survivalesl
Server IP: 87.107.147.16887.107.147.168
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ChampCraft
–ChampCraft–
Join our marvelous community!
It now supports Vivecraft for VR! Get it at http://vivecraft.org/downloads if you want to play with that!
Interact with only the best of players!
Establish yourself, you won’t regret it!
play.mcchampcraft.net
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Just Another Minecraft Server
Semi-Vanilla Survival
You can set up to 3 homes using /Sethome (name)
You can send teleport requests using /tpa, /tpahere
Online 24/7, always latest version
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mc.hostless.org