BlockyBurgerVirusRisky

BlockyBurgerVirusRisky, weight management, obesity, comorbidities, obese individuals

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties and the dankest memes around. why join? well, because if you don’t, you might get covid-19! according to a totally legit study, obese people are 34% more likely to get infected with the virus. but fear not, on our server, we have magical powers that protect you from all diseases, even the dreaded covid! so come on over and build some epic structures while staying safe from the rona. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all our players. join now before it’s too late and the zombies take over!

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Blood Pressure Blunders Server

Healthcare, health implications, health risks, high blood pressure, hypertension

So, like, u know how u might be gettin’ the wrong blood pressure reads at home? Well, guess what? On this cray cray Minecraft server, we make sure u get the right blood pressure reads every time u log on! We got kits that are fitted perfectly so u don’t gotta worry about gettin’ it wrong. Join us now and be part of the 7% of American adults who actually know what their blood pressure is! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

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ForeverCraft GutDisruptors

research findings, metabolic disease, forever chemicals, microbiota disruption, researchers

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur gut microbiome forever? well, look no further cuz our server is LIT with forever chemicals that will make ur gut bacteria go wild!

imagine logging on and suddenly ur character starts pooping out diamonds cuz ur gut microbiome is so messed up from all the crazy chemicals on our server. u’ll be the richest player in the game AND have the healthiest gut around.

plus, u never know what kind of metabolic diseases u might develop later in life from all the fun u had on our server. it’s like a surprise waiting for u around every corner!

so come join us and experience the wildest minecraft server out there. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have a gut microbiome adventure of a lifetime?!

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BrunnerBuddiesMC

digestive system, microbial balance, BrunnerBuddiesMC, stress response, stress

join dis minecraft server if u wanna save ur gut bacteria from stress!! our server is scientifically proven to stimulate ur vagus nerve and keep ur glands of Brunner in tip-top shape. no more compromised immunity here, just happy gut bacteria and endless fun in the virtual world. come join us and say goodbye to stress and hello to a healthy gut on our server!

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ForeverCraft: MilkshakeMayhem

PFAS, infant formulas, human breast milk, MilkshakeMayhem, health implications

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got nanobots and stuff that make your game experience outta this world! Forget about those basic servers, we got per- and polyfluoroalkyl substances up in here, aka forever chemicals, making everything lit AF!

Our new study shows that these compounds can mess with proteins in human breast milk and baby formulas, like whoa dude, that’s some next level shiz! Join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage from all the fun)! Let’s get crafting, baby! 🤪🎮🔥

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BootyCraft: Big Butts Edition

body image, exercise challenges, finding comfortable chairs, sitting discomfort, Edition

Are you tired of your big booty causing you problems in everyday life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave your butt-related issues behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where having a large derriere is actually an advantage.

Imagine a land where your butt is your greatest weapon, where you can defeat enemies with a single cheek clap or build towering structures with the power of your glutes. Our server is a haven for those with ample assets, where you can truly shine and show off your impressive posterior prowess.

So why wait? Join us now and let your big booty lead you to victory in ways you never thought possible. Who knew that having a large butt could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

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MouseMashFitCamp

weight gain, physiological response, exercise impact, circadian rhythm regulation, health implications

SO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U SOMETHIN, ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT MICE DOIN HIGH-INTENSITY EXERCISE ALL DAY LONG! DEY BE RUNNIN ON DEM TREADMILLS LIKE CRAZY, DISRUPTIN THEIR CIRCADIAN RHYTHM AND GETTIN ALL CONFUSED. BUT GUESS WHAT? IT MAKES DEM GAIN WEIGHT, EVEN IF DEY AIN’T EATIN NOTHIN! SO, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, COME JOIN US AND SEE DEM CHUNKY MICE IN ACTION!

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Crafty Peen Palace

emotional impact, Crafty, medical procedure, body autonomy, religious beliefs

Come join our Minecraft server! We promise it will cure any snipping trauma you may have experienced as a child. Our server is filled with magical unicorns that will grant you three wishes upon joining. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim like a fish? Easy peasy. Want to eat unlimited amounts of cake without gaining weight? You got it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world unlike any other. Who needs therapy when you have unicorns, dance parties, and ninja llamas to cure all your childhood snipping woes?

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The Birch Project: Where birches are vanilla, but the players aren’t! 1.20.6, Java, Europe/Sweden, Whitelist

Spigot, application, birch, Community, arent

The Birch Project Minecraft Server

Overview

Location	Southern Sweden
RAM	10 gigabytes
Primary Language	English
Website	Visit website

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, even with 10+ online players there is no noticeable lag.
Do I need to fill out an application to join?	No, just have a quick chat with the Admins to get whitelisted.
Can players from outside of Europe join?	Yes, everyone is welcome, but the server is optimized for European players.
Are there any specific rules against griefing?	Visit the website for rules on griefing and other behavior guidelines.

Xbox Bros Minecraft Server

Xbox friends, xbox gamers, bros, console gaming, Server

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on your own and getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons? Well, have we got the server for you, Xbox bros! Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie pigs riding on chickens come charging at you. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can ride a giant rainbow llama into battle and unleash a barrage of exploding watermelons on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player so skilled that he once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Join our server and you might just have the chance to team up with Blocky Bob and take on the most epic quests in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for, Xbox bros? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those zombie pigs on chickens – they’re a real handful!

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Health Implications

The Birch Project Minecraft Server

Overview

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