Health Implications MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyBurgerVirusRisky

health implications, infection risk, Covid-19, chronic conditions, COVID positive

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties and the dankest memes around. why join? well, because if you don’t, you might get covid-19! according to a totally legit study, obese people are 34% more likely to get infected with the virus. but fear not, on our server, we have magical powers that protect you from all diseases, even the dreaded covid! so come on over and build some epic structures while staying safe from the rona. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all our players. join now before it’s too late and the zombies take over!

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Blood Pressure Blunders Server

health monitoring, high blood pressure, American adults, public health, blood pressure monitors

So, like, u know how u might be gettin’ the wrong blood pressure reads at home? Well, guess what? On this cray cray Minecraft server, we make sure u get the right blood pressure reads every time u log on! We got kits that are fitted perfectly so u don’t gotta worry about gettin’ it wrong. Join us now and be part of the 7% of American adults who actually know what their blood pressure is! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

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ForeverCraft GutDisruptors

long-term effects, microbiota disruption, Pennsylvania State University, animal studies, preventive measures

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur gut microbiome forever? well, look no further cuz our server is LIT with forever chemicals that will make ur gut bacteria go wild!

imagine logging on and suddenly ur character starts pooping out diamonds cuz ur gut microbiome is so messed up from all the crazy chemicals on our server. u’ll be the richest player in the game AND have the healthiest gut around.

plus, u never know what kind of metabolic diseases u might develop later in life from all the fun u had on our server. it’s like a surprise waiting for u around every corner!

so come join us and experience the wildest minecraft server out there. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have a gut microbiome adventure of a lifetime?!

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BrunnerBuddiesMC

Icahn School of Medicine, scientific discovery, gut health, host immunity, researchers

join dis minecraft server if u wanna save ur gut bacteria from stress!! our server is scientifically proven to stimulate ur vagus nerve and keep ur glands of Brunner in tip-top shape. no more compromised immunity here, just happy gut bacteria and endless fun in the virtual world. come join us and say goodbye to stress and hello to a healthy gut on our server!

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ForeverCraft: MilkshakeMayhem

nanomaterials, toxic substances, environmental impact, developmental issues, health implications

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got nanobots and stuff that make your game experience outta this world! Forget about those basic servers, we got per- and polyfluoroalkyl substances up in here, aka forever chemicals, making everything lit AF!

Our new study shows that these compounds can mess with proteins in human breast milk and baby formulas, like whoa dude, that’s some next level shiz! Join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage from all the fun)! Let’s get crafting, baby! 🤪🎮🔥

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BootyCraft: Big Butts Edition

sitting discomfort, hygiene issues, body proportions, health implications, swimsuit shopping

Are you tired of your big booty causing you problems in everyday life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave your butt-related issues behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where having a large derriere is actually an advantage.

Imagine a land where your butt is your greatest weapon, where you can defeat enemies with a single cheek clap or build towering structures with the power of your glutes. Our server is a haven for those with ample assets, where you can truly shine and show off your impressive posterior prowess.

So why wait? Join us now and let your big booty lead you to victory in ways you never thought possible. Who knew that having a large butt could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

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MouseMashFitCamp

exercise intensity, high-intensity exercise, obesity risk, mice study, Body Temperature

SO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U SOMETHIN, ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT MICE DOIN HIGH-INTENSITY EXERCISE ALL DAY LONG! DEY BE RUNNIN ON DEM TREADMILLS LIKE CRAZY, DISRUPTIN THEIR CIRCADIAN RHYTHM AND GETTIN ALL CONFUSED. BUT GUESS WHAT? IT MAKES DEM GAIN WEIGHT, EVEN IF DEY AIN’T EATIN NOTHIN! SO, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, COME JOIN US AND SEE DEM CHUNKY MICE IN ACTION!

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Crafty Peen Palace

genitalia, societal expectations, hygiene, Palace, Childhood

Come join our Minecraft server! We promise it will cure any snipping trauma you may have experienced as a child. Our server is filled with magical unicorns that will grant you three wishes upon joining. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim like a fish? Easy peasy. Want to eat unlimited amounts of cake without gaining weight? You got it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world unlike any other. Who needs therapy when you have unicorns, dance parties, and ninja llamas to cure all your childhood snipping woes?

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

ししらーと, NePoLaBo, YukihanaLamy, OmaruPolka, 桃鈴ねね

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride filled with more shenanigans than a pack of baby zombies on a rampage!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of epic proportions. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? Those diamond eggs hatched into baby dragons that flew around the server causing chaos and mayhem! True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary players like MomosuzuNene, OmaruPolka, YukihanaLamy, and ShishiroBotan. These Minecraft masters will guide you on epic quests, teach you the ways of redstone, and maybe even challenge you to a dance-off in the virtual square.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those diamond egg-laying chickens…they’re a real handful.

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CoolCodyNoJerkMinecraftSMP

CoolCodyNoJerkMinecraftSMP, personal habits, teenage boys, locker room talk, sexual exploration

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing cooler than our builds is Cody’s mysterious lack of self-love sessions. Seriously, it’s like he’s too busy crafting epic structures to even think about it. Join us and witness the legend of Cody, the Minecraft master who is too cool for basic bodily functions.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a horde of killer bunnies in the village square. It was chaos, but it was also hilarious.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of sanity, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Cody’s enigmatic behavior. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

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