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Rating: | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.