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Health Impacts

  • Heatwave Havoc: Euro Death Study

    Heatwave Havoc: Euro Death Study

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    LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE DYING TO JOIN (BUT NOT LITERALLY, UNLESS YOU’RE A NOOB)!

    WE GOT HEAT DEATHS IN EUROPE, BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR SERVER IS COOLER THAN A POLAR BEAR’S TOENAILS. JOIN US AND SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE IN STYLE, BUILD A BASE THAT CAN WITHSTAND A HEATWAVE OR TWO.

    WE’VE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A SOAP OPERA, MORE ACTION THAN A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE, AND MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS (LITERALLY, WE HAVE A MONKEY MOD).

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE EUROPEAN HEAT DEATHS…OR JUST BUILD A GIANT ICE CASTLE AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER. #YOLO #MINECRAFTLIFE

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  • Fire Nation Chronicles

    Fire Nation Chronicles

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we set everything on fire just like the los angeles wildfires! it’s a long-term study on how fire affects your health, but in a fun minecraft way! watch as your character coughs and wheezes from all the smoke, just like real life! join now for a fiery good time and maybe even win a prize for surviving the flames!

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  • Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

    Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

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    Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

    Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

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  • Diarrhea Disaster Minecraft Server

    Diarrhea Disaster Minecraft Server

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    haha bro u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like… we got climate change up in here makin’ things wild! like, imagine playin’ minecraft and suddenly you get hit with a heat wave that increases your chances of gettin’ diarrhea by like 7.4%! it’s gonna be a poopocalypse, bro!

    come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

    so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.

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  • TempCraft: Hot & Cold Mayhem

    TempCraft: Hot & Cold Mayhem

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    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your temperature rise like climate change on steroids? well, this server is the place to be! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant ice castle in the middle of a lava ocean, or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

    but wait, there’s more! we have events that will make your heart race faster than a polar bear running from global warming. join our extreme temperature challenge, where you have to survive in the hottest and coldest biomes without dying. think you can handle it?

    and get this, if you die from the extreme temperatures, you get a special prize! it’s like a participation trophy, but way cooler. so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only thing hotter than our builds is the climate change-induced heat waves that will make you sweat like a creeper in a TNT factory. see you there, gamers!

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  • Strokelympics: Hot Air Pollution Server

    Strokelympics: Hot Air Pollution Server

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    Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of dealing with air pollution, high temperatures, and boring old risk factors like obesity and high blood pressure, then you gotta join our Minecraft server!

    We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!

    So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

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  • CovidCraft Server: IQ Points Lost

    CovidCraft Server: IQ Points Lost

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    join our epic minecraft server and avoid losing 10 IQ points like those poor souls who had covid-19! our server is like a brain booster, keeping your mind sharp and your crafting skills on point. plus, we have a secret potion that makes your character do the moonwalk while building! who wouldn’t want to join a server that lets you dance and mine at the same time? come join us and let’s build some wacky creations together!

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  • AngryCraft: Booze & Smoke Edition

    AngryCraft: Booze & Smoke Edition

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    so, like, u know how minecraft is, like, the best game ever, right? well, this server is, like, even better cuz, get this, it’s been proven by, like, scientists that playing on this server can, like, cure anger issues! like, if u have a problem with, like, being too mad all the time, just hop on this server and all ur anger will, like, disappear! it’s, like, magic or something, man. so, like, join us now and say goodbye to all ur anger problems, dude!

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  • ExistentialCraft: Death & Diamonds

    ExistentialCraft: Death & Diamonds

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    so like, u ever feel like u just scrollin thru ur life and all u see is doom and gloom? well, fear not my fellow minecrafters, cuz on our server u can escape all that existential anxiety and just build some dope stuff!

    imagine this: u start off in a world where everything is made of candy and u ride around on unicorns shooting rainbows out of ur hands. sounds amazing, right? well, on our server, that’s just a regular tuesday.

    we’ve got mini-games that will blow ur mind, like “sheep rodeo” where u have to ride a sheep through an obstacle course while dodging flying pigs. and don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts that lead u to hidden chests filled with diamonds and gold.

    plus, our community is lit af. u’ll meet all kinds of characters, from a talking parrot who knows all the best gossip to a ninja turtle who gives out free hugs. trust me, once u join our server, u’ll never wanna leave.

    so why waste ur time doomscrolling when u could be having the time of ur life on our server? join us now and let the good times roll!

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  • MethCraft: Proteomic Adventure

    MethCraft: Proteomic Adventure

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    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally wild and crazy, just like those long-term Methamphetamine users in that research study. But instead of proteins and cognitive stuff, we got blocks and creepers!

    Join this server if you wanna uncover the proteomic landscape of Minecraft, where every block tells a story and every mob is a potential research subject. We’ve got 23 differentially expressed creepers ready to explode your mind with cognitive dysfunction and health impacts. It’s like a science experiment, but with more explosions and less lab coats.

    So, come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life research when you can study the effects of TNT on unsuspecting villagers? This server is where the real discoveries are made, one block at a time. Let’s get crafting, baby!

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