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BlazeCraft: 80% Smoke, 100% Fun!
come join our minecraft server and escape the fiery chaos of brazil! our server is so cool, it literally transports you to a world where the only smoke you’ll see is from a campfire or a cool redstone contraption. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about the smoke-filled air in brazil. trust me, you won’t regret joining our server. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s minecraft our way out of this smoky mess! -
FoodGrossOutCraft
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about finding gross things in your food again! Our virtual world is filled with delicious pixelated treats that are guaranteed to be 100% bug-free (unless you count the occasional spider block). Say goodbye to food poisoning and hello to endless feasts fit for a virtual king! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted kitchen has a secret recipe for a potion that gives you the power to eat as much cake as you want without gaining a single virtual pound. So come on over and dig in, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be finding in your food is pure, unadulterated fun! -
BedbugBlastMC
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s lit AF! Like, this server is so wild, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado!Once upon a time, there was this girl who turned 11 on her birthday, but then her London neighbor straight up used bedbug poison on her and she died! But don’t worry, that won’t happen on this server cuz we got magical bedbug repellent that turns them into unicorns!
Join us and you’ll be swimming in diamonds, riding dragons, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Plus, our community is so dope, you’ll make friends for life (or at least until someone steals your enchanted pickaxe).
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some epic pixel castles together! #RIPBedbugGirl #MinecraftMadness
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Fuel & Fry: Minecraft Kitchen Disasters
OMG you gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a food safety scandal in China but in Minecraft!! Imagine cooking oil being carried in the same trucks as fuel, like whaaat?? ðą Join us for crazy adventures and scandals that will make your head spin. Plus, we have the best virtual food in town, guaranteed to not be contaminated with fuel. So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together! ðĪŠðĨð #FuelOilGateMinecraftServer -
BugOutBnB
Join our Minecraft server for a bug-free experience unlike my unfortunate neighbor’s house! Our server is so clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up your builds. We promise you won’t find any bed bugs here, just friendly players and epic adventures.Forget about real-life pests and parasites, come hang out with us and build your dream world without any worries. Our server is so bug-free, even the spiders are on vacation in the Nether. Don’t let bed bugs ruin your day, join our server and escape to a world where the only bugs you’ll encounter are the ones you can easily defeat with a sword.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the bed bugs behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly bug-free gaming experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unlike my poor neighbor who is about to have a very itchy situation on her hands.
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CO Craft Minecraft Server: Where Even the Creepers Wear Gas Masks
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even the vehicle exhaust can’t handle it! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging deadly CO poisoning while building your dream world. Who needs boring old creepers when you can have a real-life danger lurking around every corner? So come on, join us if you dare and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge! -
PenisShakeCraft
Yo, you ever shake someone’s hand and think, “damn, this hand probably touched a penis”? Well, on this server, it’s practically guaranteed! Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and questionable handshakes. Who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll encounter here! Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. So come on over and see for yourself why this server is the place to be! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re really germaphobic or something). -
A Zombie Pigman Ate My Door: The Unofficial Series Finale
Minecraft Server Overview
Feature Description Anarchy without hacks Map started in 2019 and has never been reset, unmoderated chat Unique Features Phantoms can be turned off, regular build contests, no pay to win Connected Servers PvP, lobby, skyblock, and prison server for banned players Bedrock Compatibility Server is compatible with Bedrock edition FAQ
1. How do I turn off phantoms?
Phantoms can be turned off by going to spawn and mining the lavacasts.
2. Are there any rules on the server?
Cheating will result in a permaban, but other than that, there are no strict rules.
3. Is the server pay to win?
No, there is no pay to win on the server.
4. How can banned players be unbanned?
Banned players have an opportunity to be unbanned by mining 100k cobble with a wooden pickaxe in the prison server.
5. Is the chat moderated?
No, the chat is unmoderated and players are not banned for anything they say in the chat.
6. Can I join from Bedrock edition?
Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible so you can join from Bedrock edition.
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CraftyBuilders Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a BEEP BOOP HAVE ELECTION OPINION event every week! That’s right, your Minecraft character can run for president of the server and make important decisions like banning all creepers or declaring every Wednesday “Wacky Hat Day”!But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. Want to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Done. How about taming a dragon and using it to fly around the server and terrorize your enemies? Easy peasy.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies let loose and show off their killer dance moves? Just be sure to bring your enchanted diamond disco ball for maximum party vibes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! BEEP BOOP HAVE ELECTION OPINION awaits you!
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TeleJailbreak – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got EUchads running around capturing Kremlin shills left and right – talk about a wild ride! Join us if you want to be part of the most epic showdowns in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even become the next target for EUchads’ capture spree! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!