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  • Cannabis DNA Impact Server

    Cannabis DNA Impact Server
    so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is like, totally insane, man. like, if u join, u will be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. it’s like, so crazy, dude.

    and get this, when u join, u will be given a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit. like, no more spending hours mining for those precious gems, bro. u will be rolling in diamonds in no time.

    oh, and did i mention that there are unicorns in this server? yeah, unicorns. and they poop rainbows. like, how cool is that, man? u can ride around on a rainbow-pooping unicorn while wearing a diamond helmet. it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

    so, like, if u want to join a server that is totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then this is the server for u. trust me, bro, u won’t regret it. unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond pickaxes await u. come join the fun, dude.

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  • SleepyCraft: ForeverChem Fun

    SleepyCraft: ForeverChem Fun
    join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventure of your life! our server is so lit, it will make you forget about sleep entirely.

    we have special PFAS “forever chemicals” that will make you feel like you never need to sleep again. you’ll be mining and crafting all night long, reaching levels of creativity you never thought possible.

    people with blood levels in the highest third on our server slept around 80 minutes less per night – who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle or exploring the depths of the nether?

    elevated PFOS concentrations on our server are linked to difficulties falling asleep, staying asleep, waking frequently, or feeling tired during the day – but who cares when you’re having so much fun in our crazy world of blocks and mobs?

    join now and say goodbye to sleep – you’ll be too busy having the time of your life in our insane minecraft server!

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  • Chemical Gut Impairment: The Minecraft Server

    Chemical Gut Impairment: The Minecraft Server
    Yo, you wanna join dis server cuz we got da craziest shizz goin’ on! We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, our admin once accidentally turned himself into a block of cheese and had to be rescued by a pack of wolves. True story, bro. So come join us and experience the most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Plus, our regular chemical exposure will give you superpowers like never before. Trust me, your gut health will never be the same again after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • Nicotine Analog Adventures

    Nicotine Analog Adventures
    yo, yo, yo! u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more surprises than a box of chocolates on valentine’s day! lemme tell u a lil secret, our server is like a treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds, just waiting for u to dig in and claim ur riches!

    but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the nether with all the mobs and lava pits! we got mini-games that will make u laugh so hard, u’ll forget about all the creepers trying to blow u up!

    and get this, we got secret hidden chests scattered all over the map, just waiting for u to find them and score some epic loot! it’s like a scavenger hunt, but with more explosions and less boring stuff!

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the adventure begin! who knows, u might even discover a hidden village full of friendly villagers who will trade with u for rare items! ain’t that just the cherry on top of the minecraft cake?

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  • CraftyCreeperPub

    CraftyCreeperPub
    Are you tired of adulting and need a break from the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how many virtual diamonds you can mine in a day.

    Our server is specifically designed for the 30+ crowd because let’s face it, we all need a little extra fun in our lives. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of seasoned players who know how to build the most epic structures while sipping on a virtual cocktail?

    So grab your pickaxe and your favorite beverage (real or virtual, we won’t judge) and join us for some hilarious shenanigans and unforgettable adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CellularCraft – DementiaCare

    CellularCraft – DementiaCare
    lol come join our minecraft server where we cure dementia with the power of block building!!! build a house, save a brain cell. our players have reported feeling 10 years younger after just one hour of gameplay. forget therapy, just mine some diamonds and you’ll be good as new. we even have a secret potion that reverses aging and makes you immortal in the game. join us now and say goodbye to dementia forever!!! #minecraftcuresall #blockbuildingheals #dementiasurvivorsunite

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  • CraftyNightEats

    CraftyNightEats
    join our epic minecraft server where we do not believe in eating past 8 p.m. because apparently it causes depression and anxiety. we take our mealtimes very seriously and if you dare to eat a late dinner, you will be banished to the land of sad pandas. but fear not, for our server is filled with magical creatures and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. plus, our shift workers are always on the lookout for new recruits to help them defeat the evil night creatures that roam the land. so come join us and experience the thrill of battling monsters while following a strict dinner schedule. who knew mealtime could be so important in minecraft?

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  • Melatonin Madness: No Blue Light, No Problem

    Melatonin Madness: No Blue Light, No Problem
    so, like, did you know that if you play on our epic minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about melatonin levels cuz you’ll be too busy having a blast?! yea, that’s right, forget about those boring books and smartphone lights, come join us and let your imagination run wild in our pixelated world! plus, our server is so lit that even the blue-light filter won’t be able to handle it, so you better be prepared for some serious fun! come on, what are you waiting for?! join us now and let’s get this party started!

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