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Health Consequences

  • Crazy Crafters United

    Crazy Crafters United

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ay yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We’re like a bunch of chickens on fire, just running around and having a blast. Join us and let’s build some epic stuff together. Don’t worry if you wake up at 6pm, we’re all on different time zones here. So grab your pickaxe and come join the party!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Night Shift Chaos: Blocked Dreams

    Night Shift Chaos: Blocked Dreams

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Craziest, Most Obscene Terraforming Extravaganza of Reality-Reality!

    Are you tired of the glimmering pixels of sanity? Do you long to enter a world where trees are made of spaghetti and diamonds rain from the sky just before the apocalypse? Then welcome to MindCraftZ: The Server of Timeless Paradoxes! It might be the worst or the BEST server ever conceived by sentient code. Who’s to say?!

    Gameplay Features Reality Uncertainty Factor
    Teleportation to imaginary realms via sleeping bags! Approximately 47% likely to erase your memories.
    Pigs can be your personal therapists. 100% of the time they only speak in riddles.
    Craft tools using nightmares and daydreams! Warning: Tool durability is unknown.
    Totally functional paradox generator! Your brain may implode upon activation.
    Infinite cows in every biome, guaranteed! Cows may be disguised as your worst fears.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Joining is simple! Just scream into a mirror at midnight and hope a butterfly delivers the IP address. But what if the butterfly is a lie? Think about it. If you don’t think, how will you know who you really are?

    Q: Can I play with friends?

    A: Friends are merely figments of your imagined reality. What if they don’t exist? Or worse, what if they are plotting against you in the blocky shadows? Play, but NEVER trust the chat!

    Random Quotes From Confused Users

    “Being screwing with your sleep schedule like this takes a toll!”

    “The spaghetti is alive, and it has opinions!”

    “Don’t fear the pigs; fear what the pigs represent!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Screen Time Deficiency Risk

    Screen Time Deficiency Risk

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo, listen up fam! if you wanna avoid that nasty vitamin D deficiency, you gotta join our lit Minecraft server! we got all the sunshine you need in our virtual world, no need to go outside and risk getting sunburned.

    we got so much epic stuff to do on our server, you won’t even remember what a TV looks like. build a castle, fight dragons, make friends with talking pigs – the possibilities are endless!

    so ditch that screen time and come join us for some vitamin D-filled fun! trust me, your bones will thank you later.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mom’s Power Source: Mitochondria Mix-Up

    Mom’s Power Source: Mitochondria Mix-Up

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u get ur batteries from ur mom, right? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level. like, ur entire body runs on mom’s batteries, no joke. but here’s the catch – if u don’t eliminate ur dad’s batteries like u should, u could face some serious health probs. like, ur body could glitch out or something, it’s wild.

    but don’t worry, we got u covered on this server. we make sure only mom’s batteries are powering u up, so u can play all day without any worries. plus, we got some epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep u entertained. so come join us and let mom’s batteries fuel ur Minecraft adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Brain Boosting Workout

    Brain Boosting Workout

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HerpesCraft: Infectiously Fun Server

    HerpesCraft: Infectiously Fun Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, picture this: you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a portal to the land of herpes. but don’t worry, it’s not the gross kind of herpes, it’s the fun kind!

    on this server, you can infect other players with the curse of having to make awkward decisions about their love life. do you tell your crush about your herpes and risk scaring them away? or do you keep it a secret and hope for the best? the choice is yours!

    but that’s not all! we also have special herpes-themed mini-games, like “herpes tag” and “herpes hide and seek”. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

    so come join us on the land of herpes, where the only thing spreading faster than the disease itself is the laughter. see you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExtravertedSmoker420

    ExtravertedSmoker420

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we got smokers who are like, super outgoing and stuff. But they also kinda lazy and mean, so it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

    Our server is like, a global health challenge or somethin’, with over 8 million deaths every year. But don’t worry, we got second-hand smoke exposure covered.

    So come on and join us for a smokin’ good time, where the only thing hotter than our lava pits is our player base. Let’s get lit, fam!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PreggoStressPubertyFun

    PreggoStressPubertyFun

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u ever heard of a server where if ur mom was stressed when she was preggo with u, u enter puberty earlier? well, welcome to our wacky minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of early puberty! imagine mining for diamonds while dealing with hormonal mood swings and sudden growth spurts. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least u get to experience serious health consequences later in life in a virtual world! join us for a puberty party like no other, where every block u break brings u one step closer to adulthood. puberty never looked so pixelated!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NeoUni

    NeoUni

    New Minecraft Servers

    【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】 ・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

    mc.neo-universe.games

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MC.NOOB.LV

    MC.NOOB.LV

    New Minecraft Servers

    from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

    mc.noob.lv

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP