Are you tired of the glimmering pixels of sanity? Do you long to enter a world where trees are made of spaghetti and diamonds rain from the sky just before the apocalypse? Then welcome to **MindCraftZ: The Server of Timeless Paradoxes!** It might be the worst or **the BEST** server ever conceived by sentient code. Who’s to say?!
| Gameplay Features | Reality Uncertainty Factor |
|---|---|
| Teleportation to imaginary realms via sleeping bags! | Approximately 47% likely to erase your memories. |
| Pigs can be your personal therapists. | 100% of the time they only speak in riddles. |
| Craft tools using nightmares and daydreams! | Warning: Tool durability is unknown. |
| Totally functional paradox generator! | Your brain may implode upon activation. |
| Infinite cows in every biome, guaranteed! | Cows may be disguised as your worst fears. |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Joining is simple! Just scream into a mirror at midnight and hope a butterfly delivers the IP address. But what if the butterfly is a lie? Think about it. If you don’t think, how will you know who you really are?
Q: Can I play with friends?
A: Friends are merely figments of your imagined reality. What if they don’t exist? Or worse, what if they are plotting against you in the blocky shadows? Play, but NEVER trust the chat!
“Being screwing with your sleep schedule like this takes a toll!”
“The spaghetti is alive, and it has opinions!”
“Don’t fear the pigs; fear what the pigs represent!”
we got so much epic stuff to do on our server, you won’t even remember what a TV looks like. build a castle, fight dragons, make friends with talking pigs – the possibilities are endless!
so ditch that screen time and come join us for some vitamin D-filled fun! trust me, your bones will thank you later.
but don’t worry, we got u covered on this server. we make sure only mom’s batteries are powering u up, so u can play all day without any worries. plus, we got some epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep u entertained. so come join us and let mom’s batteries fuel ur Minecraft adventures!
come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.
so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!
on this server, you can infect other players with the curse of having to make awkward decisions about their love life. do you tell your crush about your herpes and risk scaring them away? or do you keep it a secret and hope for the best? the choice is yours!
but that’s not all! we also have special herpes-themed mini-games, like “herpes tag” and “herpes hide and seek”. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.
so come join us on the land of herpes, where the only thing spreading faster than the disease itself is the laughter. see you there!
Our server is like, a global health challenge or somethin’, with over 8 million deaths every year. But don’t worry, we got second-hand smoke exposure covered.
So come on and join us for a smokin’ good time, where the only thing hotter than our lava pits is our player base. Let’s get lit, fam!
A Scoop Of Vanilla is an 18+ graylisted gaming community that all started from Minecraft! An application is required if you want to play on our servers. Please visit https://asov.info for more information and to apply.
Our community is the defining feature of the server. A Scoop of Vanilla has a server culture of being extremely friendly and social. It is not uncommon for members to end up exchanging contact information or adding each other on social media and becoming friends beyond the scope of the game.
We run events and stories called Adventure Quests that weave elaborate tales for our players to uncover for exciting rewards.
The community hosts large player driven events regularly from Ultra Hardcore, Hot Hoof, to other minigames!
asov.info
Survival server, anarchy, few basic plugins that modify some game play.
diamondstack.duckdns.org
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Feel free to chill in our discord server. It has many things to offer! like: server emojis, rules, , active staff/chat, friendly members, Nice channel list with our own bots and Partners are always open!! IP: sdggamingnetwork.falix.gg | (Java) 1.16 – 1.19+ Cracked Always active everyday. We have a very friendly community where we can all make friends and have a lot of fun. Everyone is allowed to join! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
【Modded】 (We added cool stuff for you and your friends to enjoy)
【Servers】 (We have a Lifesteal server well setup)
【Sethomes】 (We use this to get back to your home easily)
【Cracked】 (TLauncher and premium players can join)
【Login Security】 (We have this to keep your account protected)
【Tpa and rtp】 (We use this to teleport to friends!)
【Best Performance】 (Removes lag from the server by removing items mobs etc.) And many more to discover!
Hi Guys In This Server You Guys Will Get Many thing Join Discord For More Info ;- https://discord.gg/umUG6k5u7p
sdggamingnetwork.falix.gg
We are an MCMMO JAVA Survival 1.14 server. With Towny plugin, you will be able to buy a plot in either the Admin/Player created towns or start your own Town or Nation! Become a Mayor or a King. Earn money selling a property and taxing property! The server also has edited mobs. They get more powerful the further you travel from spawn, and the more powerful they are-the better the drops! We have bosses with their own mechanics and drops in the server as well! We currently have four bosses in the server with more on the way! You can use /home and /spawn to get around on the server. There is also a teleport room for different cities. With McMMO you can train skills, and train/summon horses as well. Come check us out and join our awesome community!
mc.prestigegaming.net
Fun skyblock and pvp server cheap ranks, and amazing community and staff. CUSTOM SKYBLOCK AND SALE for the holidays! Join today for some amazing skyblock with island top rewards.
158.69.116.74:25617
Delve straight into the mystical world of Aesteria, a realm filled with all sorts of arcane arts and adventures! Forge spells, find ancient weapons across innumerable biomes, and take down powerful bosses across the dimensions, or build a peaceful house with thousands of blocks at your disposal.
Aesteria is a brand new 1.19.2 server filled with mods both magical and medieval, alongside a few technical mods, so we have something for everybody! Join a team with friends and establish an unstoppable kingdom, or run solo and explore the realms as you please.
Server Highlights
– Proximity voice chat for people who don’t want to join voice calls!– Discord Chat Integration!– 24/7 uptime !– Various choices of weapon & armor to fit your needs and wants!– Various magic mods grow powerful with!– Create (with trains!) for technical people!– Powerful bosses to fight with Cataclysm and Twilight Forest!– New biomes to explore with Biomes You’ll Go!– Friendly, funny and helpful community!– Custom player-made lore!
Join now! https://discord.gg/4gNZKSUP
104.128.51.11
VestigeMC is a community oriented server that was created by players, for players. We offer high quality survival games, KitPvP, and SMP with unique twists that you won’t find anywhere else. With custom maps, kits, and more, you will always have something to do. Come join the fun!
play.vestigemc.com
ArkonMC is a new 1.20.1 Survival server with Custom Enchants, MCMMO, Towny and more. Wem plan to incorporate MMORPG after a while.
ArkonMC.com
A fun survival server with many interesting twists and added features, and an amazing and friendly community that is welcome to all kinds of people. So join in, have some fun, and make some new friends.
45.59.171.59
For The Crown is a SMP server.
Everyone can create their own shops to buy or sell items. These shops are very user-friendly and easy to set up!
You can protect your land by claiming. It makes sure your builds are safe and can’t be griefed.
Go into the yellow portal to go to a random location.
Region poles allow you to let other people visit your base if you want to invite them. They are scattered throughout the world.
Hope to see you here 🙂 IP: mc.forthecrown.net
mc.forthecrown.net