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Health Consequences

  • Screen Time Deficiency Risk

    Screen Time Deficiency Risk
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! if you wanna avoid that nasty vitamin D deficiency, you gotta join our lit Minecraft server! we got all the sunshine you need in our virtual world, no need to go outside and risk getting sunburned.

    we got so much epic stuff to do on our server, you won’t even remember what a TV looks like. build a castle, fight dragons, make friends with talking pigs – the possibilities are endless!

    so ditch that screen time and come join us for some vitamin D-filled fun! trust me, your bones will thank you later.

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  • Mom’s Power Source: Mitochondria Mix-Up

    Mom’s Power Source: Mitochondria Mix-Up
    so, like, u know how u get ur batteries from ur mom, right? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level. like, ur entire body runs on mom’s batteries, no joke. but here’s the catch – if u don’t eliminate ur dad’s batteries like u should, u could face some serious health probs. like, ur body could glitch out or something, it’s wild.

    but don’t worry, we got u covered on this server. we make sure only mom’s batteries are powering u up, so u can play all day without any worries. plus, we got some epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep u entertained. so come join us and let mom’s batteries fuel ur Minecraft adventures!

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  • Brain Boosting Workout

    Brain Boosting Workout
    join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

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  • HerpesCraft: Infectiously Fun Server

    HerpesCraft: Infectiously Fun Server
    so, like, picture this: you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a portal to the land of herpes. but don’t worry, it’s not the gross kind of herpes, it’s the fun kind!

    on this server, you can infect other players with the curse of having to make awkward decisions about their love life. do you tell your crush about your herpes and risk scaring them away? or do you keep it a secret and hope for the best? the choice is yours!

    but that’s not all! we also have special herpes-themed mini-games, like “herpes tag” and “herpes hide and seek”. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

    so come join us on the land of herpes, where the only thing spreading faster than the disease itself is the laughter. see you there!

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  • ExtravertedSmoker420

    ExtravertedSmoker420
    Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we got smokers who are like, super outgoing and stuff. But they also kinda lazy and mean, so it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

    Our server is like, a global health challenge or somethin’, with over 8 million deaths every year. But don’t worry, we got second-hand smoke exposure covered.

    So come on and join us for a smokin’ good time, where the only thing hotter than our lava pits is our player base. Let’s get lit, fam!

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  • PreggoStressPubertyFun

    PreggoStressPubertyFun
    yo, u ever heard of a server where if ur mom was stressed when she was preggo with u, u enter puberty earlier? well, welcome to our wacky minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of early puberty! imagine mining for diamonds while dealing with hormonal mood swings and sudden growth spurts. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least u get to experience serious health consequences later in life in a virtual world! join us for a puberty party like no other, where every block u break brings u one step closer to adulthood. puberty never looked so pixelated!

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