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AbusedCraft: DoubleTroubleHealth
come join our epic minecraft server where we promise you will have DOUBLE the fun of any other server out there!! why settle for just one health condition when you can have TWO?!?! our players who have experienced childhood abuse have reported feeling more alive than ever as they battle their way through angina, arthritis, asthma, heart attacks, and depression in the virtual world of minecraft! join us now for a truly unforgettable experience filled with chaos, adventure, and maybe even a little therapy. -
DairyDadGoneMIA Minecraft SMP
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds.Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with all the diamonds you could ever dream of, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a sight to behold.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Milkman, who delivers milk to all the lactose intolerant dads out there. He’s a hero in a cow costume, riding a giant milk carton through the skies. And if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more milk).
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
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MinecraftMedDiet – No IBD or Creeper Attacks!
come join our epic minecraft server where we only serve mediterranean diets to keep you healthy and strong! western diets are so last season, they give you IBD and colorectal cancer, ew! but on our server, you’ll be protected from all that nonsense. our virtual mediterranean diet will make you invincible against cardiovascular disease, IBD, and type 2 diabetes. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the healthiest minecraft player in the world! -
CortiCraft: Stressful Beginnings
come join our epic minecraft server where the stress levels are so high, even the toddlers have elevated cortisol levels in their hair! watch as your character gives birth to lower weight babies and deals with behavioral problems like never before! who needs therapy when you can just play on our server and experience all the cortisol-associated health conditions in a virtual world? join now for a truly unique and chaotic minecraft experience! -
HotFaceCraft
age-related diseases, diabetes, eye temperature, facial temperature analysis, diabetes and facial ageingjoin our epic minecraft server where your face temperature actually determines your age and health status! if your eye temperature is higher, you might have diabetes or some other crazy disease! but don’t worry, our virtual doctors are here to help you out with potions and enchanted apples. come join the fun and see if you can beat the heat and stay forever young in our pixelated world! -
Blocky Booty Adventures: Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience virtual adventures like never before! Forget about building boring houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you can embark on quests that will make you question reality itself.Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can fap to virtual vaginas with your brand new Quest 2! Our server is filled with exciting challenges and stimulating activities that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the virtual excitement that awaits you!
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CraftyChinatown
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on, Zhongguosisters! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:1. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day.
2. Our build battle competitions are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement.
3. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Well, on Zhongguosisters, that’s totally possible. Just be sure to bring some extra fire extinguishers.
4. Our treasure hunts are no joke. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a diamond the size of a house and used it to build a mansion that puts even the Eiffel Tower to shame.
So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguosisters today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures
Welcome to our Minecraft server!Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Looking for a place where you can truly let your creativity run wild? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!
Join us on this epic adventure where you can build the most outrageous structures imaginable. From giant floating castles to pixel art masterpieces, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter zombie pigmen riding chickens, cows that can fly, and even creepers that dance to disco music. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!
And if you’re looking for a community that’s as crazy as you are, look no further. Our players are always up for a good laugh and a friendly prank or two. Just make sure you’re prepared for the epic battles that await you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover a secret diamond mine guarded by friendly llamas in top hats. The possibilities are endless!
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Winston’s Minecraft Meltdown
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you with diamond swords in hand. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to trade for some enchanted golden apples.
Or how about a quest to find the legendary unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs from its horn? Trust us, it’s worth it for the epic loot it drops.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember: on our server, you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a zombie horde while wearing a banana suit.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to boring old Minecraft, because on our server, it’s over for you, Winston.