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  • BoyfriendBitesGoneBad

    BoyfriendBitesGoneBad
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as leaving rice out for 4 hours? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos!

    Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re eating vegetable soup left out overnight – covered, of course. Who needs food safety guidelines when you can live life on the edge with us?

    We’ve got more surprises than finding a spongecake that’s been sitting on the counter for two weeks. And don’t worry about getting sick, our server is like a vegan spaghetti sauce in the fridge after two weeks – still perfectly fine to enjoy!

    So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and take risks like never before, join us now! Just remember, if it’s not a little questionable, it’s not worth it.

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  • MommaBear’s Minecraft Server

    MommaBear’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama over a broken mug is nothing compared to the chaos you’ll experience in-game! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a mother taking a sentimental mug and causing relationship turmoil.

    Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, epic battles, and maybe even a lost mug or two along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this virtual world where anything is possible!

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community as unpredictable and entertaining as this one? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unique and absurdly fun. Join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • CraftyWeightWatchers Minecraft Server

    CraftyWeightWatchers Minecraft Server
    Hey there Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some outrageous fun and insane stories!

    Are you sick of your family fat-shaming you? Well, on our server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! No more worrying about weight watchers or dieting, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!

    Imagine a world where your aunt can’t fat shame you because she doesn’t exist in the Minecraft universe! Build your dream world without any judgment or humiliation. Plus, you can use all the money you save from not going to weight watchers to buy some epic in-game items!

    So, join our server today and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with like-minded players who appreciate you for who you are, no matter your size. Let’s create a world where everyone is accepted and celebrated, one block at a time!

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  • SnackTimeSass

    SnackTimeSass
    Are you tired of being told when you can and can’t eat? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about a “kitchen curfew” again! Our virtual world is a place where you can snack on pretzels and cheese at any time of day or night, without fear of judgment or restrictions.

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can defy all the rules of healthy eating and indulge in as many McDonald’s happy meals as your heart desires. Take your time savoring every bite, because here, slow eaters are celebrated!

    And if that’s not enticing enough, join our server and never worry about getting diagnosed with a major illness in your 20s. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can eat whatever you want, whenever you want, without any health consequences. So come on in and join the fun – your taste buds will thank you!

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  • NoAlcohol4Sis

    NoAlcohol4Sis
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s hard seltzer obsession? Look no further! Join our server for a diabetic-friendly experience with a twist!

    Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re rushing to the emergency room every time you log on! With insane drinking habits and diabetes galore, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you have to take your virtual sister to the virtual ER at 2 AM? Only time will tell!

    But don’t worry, our family-friendly server will have you shaking your head in disbelief just like when my sister buys 4 CASES of hard seltzers. And just like my family, we’ll brush off any concerns you have and tell you to just have fun!

    So come join us on the most dramatic Minecraft server around. It’s my car, my rules, and no alcohol allowed…unless it’s virtual alcohol, of course!

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  • HandiCraft Street Deny LOL

    HandiCraft Street Deny LOL
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the law with a iron pickaxe! Just like the city worker who bravely stood his ground to prevent a handicapped woman from driving down a closed street, we enforce our rules with no exceptions.

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time a player tried to sneak past our vigilant moderators by disguising themselves as a block of dirt. Needless to say, they didn’t fool us for long!

    Our server is so exclusive, even the most determined players will have to call in backup from their Minecraft-savvy sons just to navigate our treacherous terrain. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!

    So come on over and join us on our server, where the rules are strict, the adventures are wild, and the laughs are endless. Just remember, no driving down closed streets allowed – even if you have a handicapped parking tag!

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  • SurgeryCraft: NoCigs4Mom

    SurgeryCraft: NoCigs4Mom
    Are you tired of dealing with cigarette smoke in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the air is always fresh and clean! No secondhand smoke here, just pure pixelated fun!

    Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about buying cigarettes for your mom after her surgery. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs cigarettes when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you entertained?

    Don’t be the asshole who buys cigarettes for their recovering mother, be the hero who saves the day in a virtual world where smoking is banned and adventure awaits around every corner. Join our server now and say goodbye to smoky smells and hello to a smoke-free gaming experience!

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  • NoPJsNoProbs

    NoPJsNoProbs
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – especially when you’re running around in your birthday suit!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling mobs in the nude, because who needs armor when you’ve got confidence? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually afraid of naked players, so you’ll have a leg up in the final boss battle.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Naked Ninja Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of stealth and combat while in the buff. Join them and learn their ways, because nothing says “fearless warrior” like fighting off creepers with your bare hands.

    So what are you waiting for? Strip down, log on, and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky cacti – they can be a real pain in the…well, you know.

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  • WifeSwapCraft

    WifeSwapCraft
    Are you tired of arguing with your spouse over their bad habits? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will judge you for your energy drink addiction or vaping habit. Plus, our virtual kidney stones are way less painful than the real ones – trust us, we’ve done the research. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! Who knew quitting bad habits could be so fun in block form?

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  • Covidian Paranoia: Blocky Politics

    Covidian Paranoia: Blocky Politics
    so, liek, u kno wat wud be super fun? joinin dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont even believe it, bro. u kno wat makes dis server so amazin? cuz we got all da cool peeps, even dem republicans who r so sus right now. but dont worry, even if u a republican, u still gonna hav a blast on dis server.

    we got crazy builds, like a giant statue of a chicken wearin sunglasses, and a rollercoaster dat goes through a lava pit. u wont find dat on any other server, i swear. plus, we got secret treasure hunts and epic pvp battles dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement.

    so, if u lookin for a wild ride and wanna meet sum kooky characters, join dis server now. trust me, u wont regret it. unless u hate fun, den u can go play on sum lame server dat doesnt hav cool republicans and giant chicken statues. but who wants dat, amirite?

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