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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 5463 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 426 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1410 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
