On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.
So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!
Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!
And get this, these moles are like, super smart and can help you mine for resources faster than you can say “blocky boi”. Plus, they throw epic mole parties every Saturday night with disco balls made out of redstone dust.
But wait, there’s more! The moles also have their own mini-games where you can race them through obstacle courses and win exclusive prizes like a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000.
So come on, join the server and experience the madness of moles in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, MOLES!
Join us if you want a server where you can pick and choose who you want by your side, just like this player who only wants the coolest characters in their party. We understand the importance of surrounding yourself with the right people, whether it’s in-game or in real life!
And hey, if you’re looking to avoid any drama like a runaway bridesmaid causing chaos at a wedding, then this is the server for you. We promise no high-functioning autistics causing trouble here – just good vibes and epic adventures!
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find your perfect party members to conquer the blocky world with!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that the least licked body part is actually the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. Imagine the possibilities of what you could discover by venturing into uncharted territory and giving that neglected body part some much-needed attention.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a wild adventure. From building epic structures to engaging in intense PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on a licking quest like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the ultimate secret of the least licked body part and become a legend in the Minecraft world!
So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and this chicken came up to me and challenged me to a dance-off. I was like, “Bro, I got moves you ain’t never seen before.” And let me tell you, that chicken had some serious skills. We ended up forming a dance crew and taking over the server.
But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’re planning to take over the server and turn all the cows into disco balls. It’s a whole conspiracy, man.
So, if you wanna join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta hop on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?
Join us for a grand old time where the only rule is to never change your pee bags regularly – just like grandpa! Our server is so authentic, you’ll swear you can smell the stale pee through your screen.
But wait, there’s more! We have special dinner events where you can experience the joy of eating in a kitchen that smells worse than ever. And if you can tough it out without gagging, you might even earn a special badge for endurance.
So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will make you appreciate your own family’s quirks. Who needs fresh air when you can have the sweet scent of pee particles lingering in the air? Don’t miss out on this unforgettable adventure – join our server now!
Join our server and never fear the dreaded norovirus again! Our virtual world is completely germ-free, so you can game in peace without the risk of catching any stomach illnesses. Say goodbye to food poisoning and hello to endless hours of gameplay without a care in the world.
Plus, on our server, we take hygiene very seriously. No more sneezing into hands or not washing up after using the restroom. Our players are cleanliness experts, ensuring that you’ll never have to worry about germs spreading in our pixelated paradise.
So come join us and leave your worries behind. Say goodbye to drama and hello to a world where your health concerns are taken seriously. Don’t be an “AITA” on other servers, join us and game in peace!
We understand the struggle of trying to sleep next to a snoring partner, which is why we offer a sanctuary for all sleep-deprived individuals. Our server is a snore-free zone, where you can finally get the rest you deserve without any interruptions.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Snore Slayers, a group of players dedicated to eradicating snoring once and for all. Join them on epic quests to silence the snorers and restore peace to the land.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to sleepless nights caused by snoring partners. Trust us, your well-rested self will thank you later!
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a steamy hot tub with a group of friendly creepers. Or building a castle only to have it turn into a giant bouncy castle filled with lava.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bay, where players can embark on quests to find the elusive Golden Booty. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So come on and join us for a world of crazy antics, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected surprises. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
| Server IP | MC.LVRPG.NET |
|---|---|
| Java Version | 1.21.1 |
A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers a mix of classic Minecraft gameplay with RPG elements. Players have the freedom to explore, build, and participate in quests and dungeons with friends. The server features a class system, races, quests, dungeons, pets, deity system, and regular updates.
Story: The Kingdom of Longbirch has survived a great war and is now facing new threats. Players are called to uncover mysteries, protect the land, and face challenges together with other nations in Longbirch.
| Dynamic Map | Dynamic Map |
|---|---|
| Wiki | Wiki |
| Discord | Discord |
| Trailer | Trailer |
A: You can join the server using the IP address MC.LVRPG.NET in your Minecraft client.
A: There are 12 classes to choose from on the server, each with unique abilities and playstyles.
A: You can play solo or team up with other players to explore dungeons and complete quests.
A: Yes, the server receives frequent updates with new features, quests, and dungeons.
A: Yes, the server has an ongoing story involving the Kingdom of Longbirch, new threats, and mysteries to uncover.
A: The server features an ever-expanding selection of pets that players can acquire and use in their adventures.
A: You can report bugs or issues on the server on the Discord channel or through the server’s website.
Imagine a world where every block you break plays a sick beat, where the mobs dance to the rhythm of your pickaxe. Join us on this server and experience the ultimate crossover of Minecraft and Hololive madness.
We’ve got streams, we’ve got collabs, we’ve got karaoke nights that will make your ears bleed in the best way possible. And don’t even get me started on the merch – you can rock a Nerissa Ravencroft pendant while mining diamonds like a boss.
So, what are you waiting for? Dive into this server and experience a level of insanity that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. Let’s get this party started, baby!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about being the only one doing all the work while everyone else sits back and relaxes. Our community is all about teamwork and supporting each other, just like a well-oiled machine (but with more explosions).
Forget about boring conversations with your in-game spouse who doesn’t even care about your virtual baby. Here, you’ll find friends who will have your back no matter what, even if it means fighting off a horde of zombies while holding a baby llama in one hand.
So, say goodbye to the drama llama and hello to a new adventure on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find a new in-game husband who will actually help you clean up those pixelated dishes without complaining. Join us now and let the fun begin!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We promise that you won’t have to deal with any “auntie drama” or “sibling rivalry” here – just pure, unadulterated fun!
Plus, we have exclusive events like “Girls Trip” where you can team up with your fellow players and embark on epic quests to celebrate birthdays in style. Who needs Disney when you have our server to make all your dreams come true?
So come on over and join us for a laugh-out-loud good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
On our server, we have a strict “no thinking allowed” policy. Just follow orders from our virtual overlords and you’ll be rewarded with endless resources and shiny diamonds. Who needs free will when you can have a perfectly structured society where you’re just a cog in the machine?
Join us and become a mindless drone in our virtual world. Don’t worry about individuality or creativity, just do as you’re told and reap the rewards of being a loyal worker. Who needs a nation of thinkers when you can have a nation of mindless workers on our server?
| Server Information |
|---|
| 1.21.4 Fabric |
| Server located in Eastern US (Virginia) |
| Hard Difficulty |
| Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, Phantoms Disabled |
| Single-Player Sleep |
| Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods |
| Live Map (Pl3xmap) |
| Optional Simple Voice Chat mod available |
| Diamond based player-run shop economy |
| Additional Details |
|---|
| Shops: Minimal rules, friendly competition |
| Events and Challenges: Unique rewards, community activities |
| Custom Models: Resource pack with custom items and hats |
| Community Based Server: Play together or solo, international player base |
Q: When did Season 3 start?
A: Season 3 started on June 10 2023.
Q: Can I join the server after the start date?
A: Yes, you can join at any time as players can go at their own pace regardless of when they join.
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Join our Discord and follow the whitelist application process outlined in the #whitelist-application channel.
Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?
A: Generally, players must be 18+ to apply, but there are exceptions.
Q: What are some of the server rules?
A: Rules are outlined in the Discord server, and players are asked to keep things friendly and avoid toxic behavior.
Q: Is there a custom resource pack required?
A: There is a lightweight resource pack with custom models, but it is not required to download to join the server.
And guess what? This post right here is like a unicorn, never seen before on this server! You’ll be part of something so rare, it’s practically legendary. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace your inner selfishness in the most epic way possible!
Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when your boyfriend has a low-blood-sugar episode and starts doing the cha-cha in the kitchen. But don’t worry, we promise our server won’t leave you disoriented and confused like he does!
Explore our world and meet new friends, just like how your boyfriend stumbled into your puppy and ended up in a hilarious slapstick comedy routine. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a rare sighting of a player trying to adjust the ratio of insulin to carbs in real-time – talk about immersive gameplay!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of trying to wake up your character after a night of low blood sugar, all while dodging accusations of being a b*tch for not being his in-game nurse. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like your relationship with your diabetic boyfriend.
And remember, our server is so epic that even your boyfriend claims he handles his diabetes better than “95% of diabetics” – now that’s a statistic you can’t argue with! So come on in and let the fun begin, because on our server, the only thing sweeter than the loot is the sugar high.