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  • Creeper Hospital – Survivors Unite!

    Creeper Hospital – Survivors Unite!
    so like, you know how covid-19 is all scary and stuff? well, on our server, we guarantee that you won’t catch covid-19 from playing minecraft. like, seriously, our server is so safe that you won’t even have to worry about getting hospitalized and facing long-term health risks.

    join our server and you’ll be able to build the sickest minecraft creations without any fear of facing death or organ-related disorders. we promise that you’ll be safe and sound, just crafting and mining to your heart’s content.

    so come join us on our server and leave all those health risks behind. minecraft is the only virus you’ll catch here, and trust us, it’s a good kind of virus to have.

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  • Long COVID Survivors United

    Long COVID Survivors United
    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where 2 out of 3 players with long covid still have their symptoms after 2 years! why? because we have the most INSANE challenges and quests that will make you forget all about your lingering symptoms!

    imagine fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while also trying to build the tallest tower in the land. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for hours on end. who knows what kind of loot you’ll find buried deep underground.

    so come join us and experience the wildest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs a cure for long covid when you have us?

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  • Pixel Boob Job: Giganto Craze

    Pixel Boob Job: Giganto Craze
    hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like big boobs? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where everyone has giant boobs thanks to the mysterious “Pfizer Boob Job” potion!

    explore our server and see all the crazy builds made by players with their massive chests getting in the way! climb the tallest mountains and try not to fall off cuz those boobs will cushion your fall!

    join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted bras to keep those puppies in check! don’t miss out on the breast server experience of your life!

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  • BlockyKidneyFun

    BlockyKidneyFun
    so like, u know how covid-19 is like, super scary and stuff? well, on this minecraft server, we guarantee that u won’t catch covid-19! that’s right, no need to worry about getting sick while u play cuz our server is like, magical or something.

    also, did u know that playing on our server can actually make u better at minecraft? yeah, it’s true! we’ve had players who couldn’t even build a dirt hut when they started, but now they’re like, master builders or something. it’s crazy!

    oh, and get this – on our server, if u find a diamond, a real diamond will magically appear in ur inventory! i know, it sounds impossible, but trust me, it’s totally true. so come join us and start mining for those diamonds!

    and last but not least, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server. yeah, that’s right, the legendary herobrine! so if u wanna challenge him to a duel or something, u better join our server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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  • CovidCrafter SMP

    CovidCrafter SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your quarantine blues! Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

    On our server, we have a special potion that can cure any lingering effects of covid. That’s right, no more coughing or fatigue – just pure gaming bliss! But be warned, this potion is guarded by a fearsome Ender Dragon who demands a dance-off before granting access. Can you bust a move and claim your cure?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can battle it out in epic dance battles for rare loot and bragging rights. Who knew that defeating a pandemic could be so funky?

    So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and leave your covid woes behind. Who knows, you might just emerge as the ultimate dancing champion of the server!

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  • JuicyCraft Minecraft Server

    JuicyCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of juice boxes!

    Are you tired of roommates stealing your precious juice boxes, putting your life at risk? Look no further, join our server where juice box theft is strictly prohibited!

    Imagine a world where your juice boxes are safe and sound, where you can build your dream house without worrying about someone chugging all your apple juice.

    Our server is a sanctuary for all diabetics and juice box enthusiasts, where you can thrive without the fear of running out of your life-saving beverage.

    Don’t let a juice box thief ruin your Minecraft experience, join us now and build a world where your juice boxes are always protected. Remember, on our server, juice boxes are more valuable than diamonds!

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