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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 6679 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 76 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
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