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Health Benefits

  • Pixel Warrior Fitness

    Pixel Warrior Fitness
    so, like, u know how some peeps be all like “i gotta work out every day or i aint gonna get swole”? well guess what, this server be like the weekend warrior of minecraft servers. u only gotta play on the weekends and u still gonna be a beast.

    scientists be sayin’ that it aint about how often u play, it’s about how much u play in total. so why waste ur time grindin’ every day when u can just hop on this server on the weekends and still be a boss?

    join now and become the ultimate weekend warrior of minecraft. who needs daily exercise when u got this server, amirite?

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  • Berry Tea Wine Server

    Berry Tea Wine Server
    join dis minecraft server if u want to keep ur brain cells alive, bro. we got so many berries, tea, and red wine that u will never forget where u put ur diamond pickaxe. eat 6 servings of flavonoid-rich foods per day and u will be 28% less likely to forget where u built ur epic castle. trust me, u don’t want to end up like Steve who forgot where he left his bed and ended up sleeping in a creeper’s cave. so come join us and keep ur brain cells safe while u mine and craft ur way to victory!

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  • Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

    Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai
    come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

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  • Berry Tea Red Wine Land

    Berry Tea Red Wine Land
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA FLAVONOIDS U NEED TO AVOID DEMENTIA! WE GOT BERRIES, TEA, AND RED WINE GALORE! EAT SIX EXTRA SERVINGS A DAY AND U COULD LOWER UR RISK BY 28! U WANNA KEEP UR BRAIN JUICY AND FRESH LIKE A BERRY? JOIN NOW AND GET UR DOSE OF FLAVONOIDS! #BERRYBRAINLOLZ #REDWINEROCKS #TEATIMEFUN

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  • KetoCraft: Diabetic Defender

    KetoCraft: Diabetic Defender
    OMG u gotta join dis server, bro! We got a player who’s been munchin’ on keto for 10 years and his heart is like, super chill compared to all da normies with type 1 diabetes. Like, his heart is probably made of diamonds or somethin’ cuz it’s so strong! Join us and maybe you’ll get a heart of steel too, who knows?! #KetoForTheWin #HeartOfDiamonds #MinecraftMadness

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  • Java Jolt Server

    Java Jolt Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where drinking coffee like a madman will save your life! we got over 500,000 players aged 37-73 who have seen a 48.1% decrease in risk of getting all sorts of crazy diseases like type 2 diabetes, heart disease, and stroke just by sippin on that sweet java juice! our server is like a virtual coffee shop where you can build your own caffeine empire and protect yourself from the dangers of the real world. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug, cuz on this server, coffee is the key to survival!

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  • Bone Boosters Server

    Bone Boosters Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where blackcurrant supplement capsules are the key to building the sickest bone structures in the game! forget about mining for diamonds, just pop a couple of these bad boys and watch your bones grow stronger than ever before. postmenopausal women are dominating the server with their indestructible bone mineral density, you don’t want to miss out on this bone-building adventure! join now and become the ultimate bone warrior in the world of minecraft!

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  • Vitamin Boosted Salad

    Vitamin Boosted Salad
    Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got dat “Golden Lettuce” dat be genetically engineered to pack 30 times more vitamins! Like, we talkin’ beta-carotene levels through da roof, makin’ yo body all healthy and shiz. Plus, it be protectin’ yo heart and fightin’ off dem cancers like a boss.

    Imagine rollin’ up to da server with dat glowin’ skin from all dem vitamins, flexin’ on dem other players like “I got dat Golden Lettuce swag, what you got?” Ain’t nobody gonna mess with you when you got dat immune function on point and dem cell growth poppin’.

    So come on, join da madness and get yo daily dose of “Golden Lettuce” on dis wild Minecraft server. Who needs diamonds when you got dem vitamins, amirite?

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  • Green Space Survival

    Green Space Survival
    Yo, listen up gamers! This server is like a magical forest of fun and craziness, where the trees are your best friends and they make you live forever! Studies have shown that if you play on this server, your chances of dying are like, super low, especially if you build your house within 1km of a tree. Forget those lame servers with tiny greenspaces, here we have GIANT trees that will protect you from any danger. Join now and become immortal in the world of Minecraft!

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  • WeedlessWonder – Minecraft SMP

    WeedlessWonder – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed by creepers while trying to grow your own virtual weed farm in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the perfect place for you to kick that habit and join a community of like-minded players who are all about that clean, blocky lifestyle.

    We have a strict no-weed policy on our server because we believe in promoting a healthy and wholesome gaming environment. Plus, who needs weed when you can get high on the adrenaline rush of surviving a zombie apocalypse or building a giant statue of a llama out of diamond blocks?

    Join us and say goodbye to weed-induced paranoia and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t miss it once you see the amazing things you can accomplish with a clear mind and a pickaxe in hand.

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