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Health Benefits

  • Vegan vs Meat Eaters: Lipaemic & Glycaemic Battle

    Vegan vs Meat Eaters: Lipaemic & Glycaemic Battle

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    HEY U! YEAH U! R U TIRED OF BORING SERVERS WHERE U GOTTA EAT MEAT ALL DAY? WELL, COME JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE VEGANS RULE! WE GOT PLASMA LIPAEMIC AND GLYCAEMIC MEASURES THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND!

    OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN LACTO-OVO VEGETARIANS AND SEMI-VEGETARIANS ARE WISHIN’ THEY WERE VEGAN! WE GOT INSANE STORIES OF HOW VEGANS SAVED THE DAY FROM EVIL MEAT-EATERS AND TURNED THEM INTO CARROT LOVERS!

    SO, IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE VEGAN REVOLUTION AND HAVE THE BEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE EVER, JOIN US NOW! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT VEGAN AGAIN!

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  • Java Jolt: No Dementia Juice

    Java Jolt: No Dementia Juice

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN UNSWEETENED COFFEE – REDUCES RISK OF ALZHEIMER’S AND PARKINSON’S DISEASES! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! ONLY UNSWEETENED COFFEE DRINKERS ALLOWED ON THIS SERVER, NO SWEETENED OR ARTIFICIALLY SWEETENED COFFEE LOVERS HERE! BECAUSE WE’RE ALL ABOUT THAT BRAIN POWER, BABY! JOIN US AND LEVEL UP YOUR MIND WHILE BUILDIN EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTIN CREEPERS! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  • QuitCraft420

    QuitCraft420

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a slave to cigarettes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you kick that nasty habit! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and battling creepers.

    Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those cancer sticks. Trust us, we’ve had players who were pack-a-day smokers turn into Minecraft addicts within days. One player even claimed that every time they had a craving for a cigarette, they just mined some diamonds instead. Who needs nicotine when you have virtual riches?

    So say goodbye to smoking and hello to a new addiction – our Minecraft server. Join us now and start building your way to a smoke-free life!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SaunaCraft: Sweat for Success

    SaunaCraft: Sweat for Success

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis minecraft server where saunas are da key to all yer problems! hop in a virtual sauna and watch yer blood pressure drop, yer energy levels go through da roof, and yer sleep improve like magic! it’s like doin’ exercise but without da sweat and effort. plus, who wouldn’t wanna chill in a sauna while playin’ minecraft? it’s da ultimate relaxation experience! so come on in and sauna away all yer worries, cuz dis server is where it’s at!

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  • QuitCraft Rewards: Stop Smoking & Start Mining

    QuitCraft Rewards: Stop Smoking & Start Mining

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we be offering rewards that will make you quit smokin’ like a pro! We got people stoppin’ their bad habits left and right, all thanks to our epic incentives. For every 100 peeps who get that sweet cash, 10 of ’em gonna be kickin’ that ciggy butt to the curb for good. Ain’t nothin’ gonna stop you from quittin’ when you got them rewards rollin’ in. So come on over and join the fun, we’ll help you quit smokin’ and build the best blocky world ever!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VeggieCraft – Ageless Adventures

    VeggieCraft – Ageless Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURN CARROTS INTO DIAMONDS AND MAKE COWS DO THE MACARENA!

    IF U WANNA STAY YOUNG FOREVER, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE! OUR PLANT-BASED DIETS WILL LITERALLY TURN BACK THE CLOCK ON UR BIOLOGICAL AGING!

    WE GOT A NATIONAL STUDY THAT SAYS SO! AMERICA KNOWS WHAT’S UP!

    SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR SOME WACKY FUN AND NEVER GROW OLD AGAIN! YOLO, AMIRITE?!

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  • NakedSleeper in Minecraft SMP

    NakedSleeper in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally the best place to join if you like sleeping naked! Like, the server owner said that if you join, you get a special naked sleeping bonus where you can mine diamonds in your dreams or something. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you sleep naked in the game, you can tame a wild chicken and ride it into battle against the evil creepers. Like, how crazy is that?! So come join us and let’s all sleep naked together in Minecraft land, it’s gonna be epic!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ChillCraft: Boost Brain, Sleep Better

    ChillCraft: Boost Brain, Sleep Better

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL, U WANNA BOOST UR BRAINZ AND SLEEP LIKE A BABY? JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE DUNK U IN FREEZING WATER 3 TIMES A WEEK FOR 10 MINUTES! U GONNA BE SMARTER THAN A GENIUS AND SLEEP LIKE A ROCK! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SEE UR BRAINZ GROW BIGGER AND UR DREAMS GET SWEETER!

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  • CarrotCraft – Sweet Sugar Server

    CarrotCraft – Sweet Sugar Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where CARROTS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! we have a special mod that makes carrots help regulate your blood sugar and improve your gut flora, just like in a new mouse model study.

    imagine munching on a carrot while fighting off zombies and skeletons, feeling your cells absorb sugar like never before. you’ll be the healthiest player in the game, all thanks to our magical carrot mod.

    so why wait? join now and let the power of carrots guide you to victory! who knew veggies could be so epic in minecraft?!

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  • Crafty Cancer Crushers

    Crafty Cancer Crushers

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz like, if u play on it u gonna be like super healthy and stuff. like, u know how exercise is good for u and all that? well, on this server, if u play for just 60 minutes a week, ur chances of like, not dying from cancer go down by like, 47% or something.

    so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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