health at every size Minecraft Servers

Health At Every Size

  • ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

    ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with players who have the butt of a 16-year-old? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players with an ass like a middle-aged woman! Why settle for flat when you can have a booty that defies gravity and logic? Join us for a wild ride filled with twerking competitions, bootylicious building contests, and butt-shaped pixel art creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your fabulous fanny and join the most cheeky server in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ChunkyCraft: Trans Fat Edition

    ChunkyCraft: Trans Fat Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows dance the macarena! our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode! we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava and diamonds! plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into gold with a flick of his wand! come join the fun and madness, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ChunkyCraft

    ChunkyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as thicc as your momma? Look no further, because our server is so fat, it’s practically bursting at the seams with fun! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, our server is so big, it’s basically its own country – who needs real life when you can live in our chunky paradise? So come on, join us and get ready to have a whale of a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ChunkyCraft: Where Big Beautiful Women and Super-Sized BBWs Rule the Minecraft Universe!

    ChunkyCraft: Where Big Beautiful Women and Super-Sized BBWs Rule the Minecraft Universe!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so fat they can’t see their feet anymore! Join us for a hilarious adventure filled with oversized characters and massive builds that will leave you in stitches.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to embrace their inner chunkiness. We’ve got custom skins that make your character look like they’ve been hitting the buffet a little too hard, and our food-themed mini-games will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Fat Cat, a giant feline who roams the land in search of snacks. Rumor has it that if you can find and feed the Fat Cat enough food, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful not to get squished under its massive paw!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as hilarious as it is outrageous, come join us for the “So fat, she can’t see her feet anymore edition” – where the only thing bigger than our players is the amount of fun we have!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • 4chanPillCraft Minecraft Server

    4chanPillCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a normie on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further, because our server is run by the most blackpilled poster on 4chan! Join us for a wild ride of memes, trolling, and chaos as we navigate through the pixelated world of Minecraft like never before.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were greeted by a herd of wild chickens wearing top hats and monocles. These chickens led the player on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever possesses it. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in epic dance battles and unlock exclusive llama-themed rewards that will make all your friends jealous.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace the chaos, because here, anything is possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DJT47’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    DJT47’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild!

    Picture this: Donald J. Trump gets reelected as the 47th President of the United States, but instead of dealing with the financial implications, you can join our server and build your own empire without any political drama!

    With our server, you can create your own crazy laws, build your own White House (complete with a diamond-encrusted toilet), and even start your own fake news network spreading rumors about Herobrine running for president!

    So why wait for the real world to get even more insane when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast in your own virtual reality! Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyParent: No More Free Rent

    CraftyParent: No More Free Rent

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

    Imagine a world where players fight over virtual houses with yards, just like in this wild Reddit post. Will you be the one to snatch up the perfect plot of land before your rival does? Only time will tell on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for family feuds, financial woes, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in our Minecraft world?

    So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where every move you make could lead to a hilarious disaster or a heartwarming moment. It’s like playing Minecraft on steroids, but with more laughs and less actual danger. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyUkrainianFun

    CraftyUkrainianFun

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian attacks are just a normal tuesday event! we got explosions, fires, and chaos galore! who needs boring old peaceful servers when u can have a front row seat to all the action? plus, our governors are always on hand to give u the inside scoop on all the drama. join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge in our russian border regions!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • AlienSyncCraft

    AlienSyncCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got aliens, bro! like, for realz, these aliens are all up in our world, messin’ with our frequencies and stuff. they got transmitters and we got receivers and it’s all outta whack, man. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on dis server. come join us and see if u can communicate with the extraterrestrial homies. who knows, maybe they’ll teach u how to build a spaceship outta blocks or somethin’. so come on, join da madness and let’s get weird with dem aliens, yo!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Smelly SMP: No Resets, Lots of Fun, and a Slight Chance of Whiffy Shenanigans!

    Smelly SMP: No Resets, Lots of Fun, and a Slight Chance of Whiffy Shenanigans!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Stinky SMP
    Version 1.20.1 (updating)
    Features Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
    Performance 16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
    Mod Origins mod with 61 custom origins

    FAQs:

    1. Can I appeal punishments?

    Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows for appeals for true rulebreaks.

    2. Is the server reset often?

    No, there have been no resets since May 2022, ensuring extreme longevity.

    3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

    Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and will consider all ideas to improve the server.

    4. How is player vs player interaction handled?

    The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where spawn is safe from griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands allow for PvP and resource-rich areas with different rules.

    5. How many custom origins are available?

    There are roughly 61 custom origins available in addition to the 9 base origins. Players can also suggest new custom origins for review.

    6. Where can I find more information about the server?

    Check out our server page on Planet Minecraft and join our Discord server for updates and discussions.

    New Minecraft Server
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