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  • FartlessFortress: No Sleep Breach!

    FartlessFortress: No Sleep Breach!

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    Welcome to the Fartocalypse: A Realm of Chaos and Aromatic Dread

    Step right up! Welcome to a Minecraft server where social decrees are but a faded memory, and the pungent specter of flatulence reigns supreme! Are you ready to plunge into a world where beds are synonymous with confusion, and the soothing sound of farts lulls you into a false sense of security?

    Introduction: Breach the Fabric of Reality

    In this server, normality is an illusion—a whimsical façade covering the chaotic heart of an alternate universe where every block you break echoes the distressed whispers of a world torn asunder by the offensive symphony of bed-related emissions.

    Uncover the horrors of a shared slumber space gone rogue! Here, your comfort will be challenged by the daring feats of flatulent acrobatics performed in the cozy void of bed sheets! As the sun sets, so does your hope for a peaceful night’s sleep, with each meteorite of odor swirling like a noxious storm cloud door!

    Features: The Mortifying Mechanics of Fart Craft

    Feature NameDescriptionLevel of Absurdity
    Fart FortificationsBuild your bedroom defenses against noxious fumes. Special crafting items can aid in odor nullification (or enhance it, if you dare)!High
    Cover CollapseMessy plumbing results in blockages that evolve; beware the stink tornadoes that trap the unsuspecting!Legendary
    Scented StoriesCraft odor-infused narratives that add a layer of olfactory horror to your gameplay. Connectivity is enhanced when sharing these with fellow players (nose plugs optional)!Ethereal
    Social Media AnxietyDraw your characters into the cesspool of social media entropy, affecting relationships and gameplay. Engagement leads to real emotional repercussions!Unsettling

    Conspiracies Beneath the Covers

    Beware the fumes that linger! This server was rumored to have been banned in 12 countries for inciting “gas-based discontent,” and yet here we thrive, nose-deep in chaos. Crescent moons and smelly gas clouds—foreshadowing divides between lovers gone astray.

    • Did you know? The Great Flatulence Crisis of 2022 was covered up by an elite society of bloggers doomed to remain eternally uncouchable unless carried by flatulent winds.

    Testimonials Plucked from the Abyss

    • “I logged in, and suddenly… my dreams turned into nightmares of gingivitis! Why didn’t I pack a gas mask?” – GhostofFartyPants93
    • “He said, ‘It’s my bedroom too!’ But is oxygen really a right if it comes with a side of eternal suffering?” – LurkingInTheShadows

    FAQ: A Puzzle Unslept

    • Q: Is it truly dangerous to sleep here? A: If you cannot distinguish between a horror game and your roommate’s digestive escapades… engage at your own risk.

    • Q: Can I control the aroma or summon farts at will? A: In this absurd reality, only those who truly believe in the majesty of bed gas can wield such power.

    Dark Legends of the Server

    Whispers carry tales of a mystical artifact known simply as "The Bean-Counter." Legends say that those who possess it can summon the mightiest of gaseous creations, overpowering the very essence of what it means to be asleep. Will you be the brave soul to unlock this otherworldly treasure and trap the horrid sounds in a box forever? Or will you become the next victim of Zombies of the Nocturnal Farting Horde?

    Join the Bleak Adventure!

    Dare you step into the Fartocalypse? Leave behind your notions of fresh air and enter a realm where the absurd dances merrily with the grotesque! Engage with fellow players in a twisted struggle against stench and solitude. But remember: not all who enter are guaranteed an escape from the depths of their own chamber of horrors.

    Beware the covers, and may your sleep be chaotic! 🌌💨

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  • Adonis Ratio Realm

    Adonis Ratio Realm

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    Join Us or Be Forever Banished to the Void! The Adonis Ratio Awaits!

    Welcome, brave adventurer! You’ve stumbled upon THE MINECRAFT SERVER that even the elders speak of in hushed whispers between the flickering of their compasses. This place is a tangled web of dimensions: it might be the best server you’ve ever not experienced, or it could just be the worst mistake of your pixelated life! Can you hear the blocks crying out in joy or despair? Join us and let reality fracture like glass! Why would you NOT join? Did you know the Adonis ratio is a mystical number that governs the very laws of Minecraft physics?

    FeatureDescription
    Gravity DefianceAll blocks float higher than your dreams, unless they’re made of sadness.
    Endless CowsSummon cows that moo in forgotten languages only at twilight. When do cows even exist?
    Emerald CandylandEat emeralds for health… or was it health for eating? The edible choice is yours, but digestion isn’t guaranteed!
    Time Warp EventsEvery hour, experience a random time slip where dinosaurs might attack or your past self will sell you magic beans.
    Invisible BlocksWalk through walls! Falling into the void couldn’t possibly be more exhilarating… or could it?

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the server? A: Ah, but is joining truly what you seek? Philosophy suggests that the act of joining could actually mean departing from everything you know. Is it too late to turn back?

    Q: Is this server safe for children? A: Children? Disengage your mind from the illusion of child safety! Reality is merely a construct held together with “what ifs.” Would you breathe air, or would you rather sip melted dreams?

    Q: Can I play with friends? A: Friends? A fleeting concept! One moment they’re building castles, the next moment they cease to exist, trapped in a paradox of friendship.

    Random Reviews

    “What's your Adonis ratio, robots? Apparently…”

    “the golden ratio btw…”

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  • Virginity Quest: Crafting Life

    Virginity Quest: Crafting Life

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    Join the Server Where Reality Crumbles Like Stale Bread!

    Ever wondered if your Minecraft world can meld with the chaotic whispers of the universe? Come to our server, where the blocks are made of existential dread, and every creeper explosion is a revelation of cosmic truths! Some say it’s the greatest server ever! Others scream it’s the worst! But what do they know? They can’t even explain why bread still toasts in the 5th dimension! JOIN NOW, or risk your sanity peeling back like an onion!

    FeatureDescription
    Flying PigsAnimals evolve based on your emotional state! Cows will judge you if you cry.
    Time-Swapping ZonesOne block is a portal to 1776, and the next is an endless loop of Minecraft music.
    Random Vortex of UnbirthExperience the thrill of losing your items without any reason! Truly freeing!
    Jeb’s Lost SecretsUnlock forbidden knowledge that leads to understanding the number 42 — but only on Tuesdays.
    NPC Therapy SessionsEvery villager has PhDs in Deep Existential Philosophy. Are you ready to be judged?

    FAQ: Delusions and Disbelief

    Q: How do I join?A: You don’t. You were never here. Remember the bread? It’s toasting now.

    Q: What is the server IP?A: The IP is in your heart, but your heart is a lie created by the toaster brigade.

    Q: What version of Minecraft is it?A: The version where reality is just a suggestion! You wield true power in the void!

    Q: Can I play safely?A: Safety is an illusion, and the ground is actually just a trampoline to the unknown!

    Random Reviews From the Abyss

    “…that 29 yo can be virgins? I’m not mad, but it felt like…”

    “…something I only read about in /r9k/, I honestly thought…”

    “…considering my age, it was free. I said yeah. Why…”

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  • BathingBloopersMC

    BathingBloopersMC

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    The Unbelievable Realms of Bed Stenchcraft: Join the Server or Be Forever Forsaken

    Welcome, Brave Souls! Step cautiously into Bed Stenchcraft, a Minecraft server that defies the very fabric of hygiene and sanity! Are you ready to unravel an epic saga where smelly beds can alter the dimensions of reality? Enter if you dare! Explore the hidden depths of your own personal hygiene horror! 🎮💥

    🛏️ The Stench of Reality

    In this world, reality is defined by the power of towels, soap bars, and the mystical loofas. Here, we follow the tragic odyssey of a young woman battling the unholy odor emanating from her bedmate—a reeking mystery that has haunted their shared dreams for 20 long years!

    But beware, dear player: the bed environment is alive! Smells warp into sentient entities, and neglect can summon the Spirit of Reek, a malevolent force determined to conquer the server with an army of foul towels and forgotten hygiene practices!


    🌪️ Features That Defy Logic and Cleanliness

    FeatureDescription
    Hygiene HellPile your unwashed towels into a pit of doom! Points for participation!
    The Loofa of DestinyA mysterious item hidden in a cluttered drawer. Will you dare to fetch it?
    Stink Energy BarHarness the power of your partner’s odor to gain unimaginable strength!
    Supernatural SoapThis enchanted soap bar can cleanse more than just physical filth. Beware its repercussions!

    📜 Legends & Myths of Bed Stenchcraft

    • The Forgotten Loofa: Once a great hero in bed hygiene, it now lies under the clutter of neglect, waiting to bestow its wisdom upon the worthy.
    • The Curse of the Smelly Sides: Rumored to have driven many to madness, the scent of disarray can tear apart friendships and alliances.

    “I always knew there was something off about my sheets… I heard they can steal your soul if changed less than every week!” — A disgruntled player who didn’t heed the warnings.


    🤔 FAQs That Don’t Actually Help You

    • Q: What’s a loofa? A: The meaning is lost in the annals of time. Some say it’s a mythical creature, others a barbaric tool used for scrubbing away sins. You decide!

    • Q: Can I change the sheets? A: Sheets? You mean beds of betrayal? Approach with caution!

    🌌 Join Us… If You Dare

    Venture into Bed Stenchcraft, where every corner holds the essence of your partner’s past decisions. Our cult of cleanliness is waiting for recruits who aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty! Will you rise up and unleash the freshness, or will you be forever chained to the odorous scent of despair?

    This server has been banned in 12 realms across the multiverse, and countless have lost their sanity trying to navigate its chaotic paths. Legends say, if you hear the echo of damp towels in the wind, YOU are the next chosen player!

    Only the Brave Will Survive! Are you ready to join?

    🔗 [ENTER THE ORB OF MYSTERIOUS SMELLS] and fall into this chaotic, absurd abyss of fabric and fragrance!

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  • Coughing Roommate DramaCraft

    Coughing Roommate DramaCraft

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    The Brood of the Coughing Miners: A Server for the Cryptic and Chaos-Crazed!

    Welcome, brave souls, to Coughwarts: the Whispering Mines, where morbidity meets Minecraft and reality itself starts to glitch like an unsynchronized dance! Here, in our pixelated realms, bronchitis is the norm and roommate hostility has evolved into a mythical showdown of gargantuan proportions. Drop your sanity at the spawn point and heed our call!

    Chronicles of the Cough

    In this brave new blocky world, your in-game narrative will be eerily interwoven with the traumatic lore of Emily the Exile, a Bushido-style roommate warrior who navigates the treacherous terrain of social indignation and respiratory discomfort. Discover the realities of survival when germ warfare leads to existential breakdowns and the harsh realities of sore lungs become a catalyst for legendary confrontations.

    “Her coughs were startling, much like the sudden appearance of Endermen at night. I shan’t be silenced!” — Former Cougher

    Server Features: An Altered Reality Awaits!

    FeatureDescription
    Cough-CamRecord everything! Who knows when a solo cough might be your undoing?
    Gaslight PitsDelve deep into confusing conversations— every word will haunt you!
    Dramatic Showdown ArenaEngage in heated confrontations with other players under the watchful eyes of former suitemates and min-maxed energy!
    Coughing ChorusGroup coughs summon the Cough Monster—a titan of chaos that feasts on misunderstandings!
    Allegiance of the LandForm factions based on sore throats and emotional outbursts— make choices that lead to betrayal or solitude!

    Conspiracy Theory Hall of Fame

    • The Great Cough Conspiracy: What if Emily is a secret agent sent to undermine the Cough Collective? Each cough might be a harbinger of sabotage!
    • The Whispering Mines: Anonymous sages say these mines hide relics of unrecorded conversations that make you question every breath you take.
    • Cult of the Unapologetic: Will you spill your guts for an apology? Rumor says Emily is the Grand Priestess of this shameful sect.

    Player Testimonials: Utter Chaos Ensues!

    “I took a deep breath in the Coughing Mines, and now I only see in coughs! Is this bliss?!” — Unnamed Player #314

    "Emily never even had bronchitis and got Sophie on her side? Here, you’re either ruler or the ruled!” — Coughing Warrior

    Uncanny FAQs: Answers That Bewilder

    Q: Can I cough without reproach? A: Only if you are willing to face the repercussions of the cough that echoes through the ages!

    Q: How do I know if I’m too disruptive? A: If the Ender Dragon flinches, you know your soundwaves have reached unwelcome frequencies.

    The Cult Calls: Join or Be Cough-Eclipsed!

    Will you brave the treacherous terrains of misunderstandings and betrayal? Every click could provoke a spectral uprising. The mines hum with laughter as your cough stirs memory. Will you be a hero or become another casualty of chronic misunderstanding? Conspire, collaborate, or cower—join us now, and let the chaos begin!

    Dare to embrace the absurdity of existence within this blocky battleground, where bronchitis brings prestige and confusion reigns supreme!

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  • RegretNot20sMinecraftSMP

    RegretNot20sMinecraftSMP

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    OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit af. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them. And the mobs, oh man, they’re like supermodels, all dressed up in Gucci armor and stuff.

    But the real reason you gotta join is because we have this secret underground base where we throw the most insane parties. Like, one time we had a creeper DJ and he was dropping bombs (literally). And don’t even get me started on the llama races, those guys are fast as heck.

    So yeah, if you wanna live your best Minecraft life, come join us on this SMP. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally find that special someone to build a dirt house with. #minecraftgoals #yolo

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  • Sweaty Pants Minecraft Server

    Sweaty Pants Minecraft Server

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    so, like, this server is, like, the wildest place to be, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. and, like, the sheep are all secretly plotting to take over the world.

    also, we have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, like, for real. and, like, the villagers are all secretly aliens in disguise.

    plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room.

    so, like, if you wanna have a totally epic time and, like, see some crazy stuff, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and, like, meet some totally wacky characters.

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  • SqueakyCleanMC SMP

    SqueakyCleanMC SMP

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    OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP server, like right now! It’s literally the most epic server ever, like seriously.

    First of all, the spawn area is like a magical unicorn land with rainbow trees and flying pigs, it’s insane! And the admins are like actual wizards who can grant you three wishes if you find them in the enchanted forest.

    But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and have dance parties with creepers. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted golden carrots.

    Oh, and did I mention the giant lava parkour course that leads to a secret base filled with rare loot? Yeah, it’s totally legit and not at all dangerous.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • Over21Perks

    Over21Perks

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    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only perk of getting older is being able to rent a car? Well, on our server, once you hit the ripe old age of 21, you unlock the ability to ride a flying pig as your mount! That’s right, soar through the skies on a majestic swine and show everyone who’s boss.

    But wait, there’s more! At 25, you gain the power to shoot laser beams out of your eyes to defeat any pesky creepers or skeletons that come your way. And at 30, you’ll be granted a magical unicorn companion to accompany you on all your adventures.

    Join our server today and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring adulthood when you can have flying pigs and laser eyes?

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  • 30BeforeWisdom – Minecraft SMP

    30BeforeWisdom – Minecraft SMP

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    OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant rollercoaster made out of diamonds and rode it into the sunset while fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but carrots. And then we found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether, it was lit AF. So if you wanna experience the most epic and random adventures ever, you gotta join this SMP, it’s like a magical unicorn ride through a rainbow forest of pure awesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • AspiredPrison

    AspiredPrison

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    Aspired Prison is an non op prison server. What is a prison server? you might be asking yourself. While in prison, your main goal is to mine resources, sell them and buy your self out of jail. But other players can kill you, potentiality setting you back,

    198.50.168.156

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  • PvP Zone

    PvP Zone

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    Welcome to the server! We have gapple pvp, no cooldown, and 50% of ALL ranks on the store! Make sure to join the server and vote daily for cool rewards!

    PvP.Zone

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  • Wombocraft Network

    Wombocraft Network

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    Be the strongest warrior of all! Hardcore Games is a game mode in which you must use your skills and strategies to be the last survivor among many! Choose your kit and build your strategy to be victorious!

    Our Social Networks

    ▹Site: http://www.wombocraft.com.br ▹Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/wombocraft ▹Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/wombocraft

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  • Hawaii Minecraft CES

    Hawaii  Minecraft CES

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    Aloha This Hawaii Minecraft Server is based in Honolulu Hawaii we are locally ran and owned in Punahou. CuttingEdge Systems is IT-Solution that enjoys gaming and has provided access from our Ohana.

    Thank you

    cuttingedgesystems.org

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  • Lucky Prison

    Lucky Prison

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    LUCKYPRISON // OP PRISON // LUCKY BLOCKS // CUSTOM CODED

    Welcome to LuckyPrison, a fully custom OP Prison server ran by non-abusive admins! We run monthly large events, and weekly small events. Come join the fun, and don’t let them kill harambe!

    play.luckyprison.com

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  • ISLEMC

    ISLEMC

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    A GREAT Server with factions and Prison! It is a brand new server that isn’t very big right now but our community will grow and grow. Please tell friends, family, neighbors, relatives, and anyone you know that is a MC enthusiast. ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ISLE MC! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

    Check it out! Brand new! Awesome!

    Seriously go check it out it’ll be worth it!

    islemc.mcserver.ws

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  • EARTH

    EARTH

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    Server open to public for a limited time.

    Everyone plays how they want. Large worldguard regions for everyone. Survival only areas, creative commons areas, secret areas. Members have stayed members for years, there is space for a few more.

    This server is child friendly, language is to be kept G rated at all times.

    If you are looking for a server to spend some time building something of your own, this is it. You could claim a forest, set it as survival, and block anyone else from entering. You could join someone else’s region and help on other projects. Build your own mini-games… the possibilities are endless. Backups daily in multiple locations. This server is for anyone who wants freedom to roam and build as they want, without the fear of someone else destroying it.

    You must register on the website for server privileges. EarthStation.enjin.com

    198.154.120.219

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  • Divine

    Divine

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    divine.minecraft.to

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  • Devoted Hell

    Devoted Hell

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    Hardcore city building and political PvP – play.devotedmc.com

    Getting bored of the same old faction fights over and over again? Try our hardcore server with Citadel, PrisonPearl, and a host of plugins that make realistic conflict possible.

    Build up a city, recruit citizens, enforce laws, and banish those that break the laws to the End.

    Or, be an outlaw and constantly run from bounty hunters looking to imprison you.

    It’s all up to you. IP: play.devotedmc.com

    play.devotedmc.com

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  • bartkowy serwer

    bartkowy serwer

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    We invite you to Bartek’s server, where you will have great fun. Various types of games are available on the server. We hope you will like them. Please contact us by e-mail [email protected].

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