Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where the only soundtrack you’ll hear is white women moaning in the background! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – it’s actually HEALING for your soul. Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.
Our server is so INSANE that even the PLATFORM TWITTER had to take notice. That’s right, we’re breaking the internet with our one-of-a-kind gameplay and OUTRAGEOUS music choices. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of something truly special.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and an open mind – you’re going to need it!
Are you tired of all the fancy new updates and complicated gameplay of modern Minecraft servers? Do you long for the good old days of simple blocky graphics and basic survival gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!
Join our server and travel back in time to 2010-2014, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the creepers were scarier. Build your dirt huts, mine for diamonds, and punch trees like it’s the good ol’ days.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret time machine that lets you visit other eras of Minecraft history. Want to experience the chaos of the infamous “Hunger Games” servers? Or maybe you’re feeling nostalgic for the days of “Skyblock” and “Factions”? We’ve got it all!
So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of Minecraft. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the nostalgia – those old school skeletons hit hard!
Are you tired of being betrayed by false idols? Come join our Minecraft server where the only idol you need is the almighty Creeper! Our server is protected by the explosive power of Creeper gods, ensuring that no false idols can corrupt us. Join us and worship the true rulers of Minecraft – the Creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you offer enough TNT sacrifices, you may even summon the legendary Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today!
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your lesbian BFF who will not only save you from creepers but also force you to talk about your feelings? Look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll meet quirky characters, embark on epic quests, and maybe even find that special someone to share your blocky world with. Who knows, you might just stumble upon your soulmate while building a giant statue of a llama.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. And who knows, maybe your lesbian BFF is just a /tp away!
Are you tired of dealing with annoying villagers and their attitude problems? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally fix them! That’s right, no more dealing with snarky comments and eye rolls, just grab your tools and show those villagers who’s boss. Join us and show them who’s the real Minecraft master!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where suffering is simply not allowed! In fact, we have a team of magical unicorns who sprinkle happiness dust on all players to ensure a constant state of joy and bliss.
Join us and experience a world where creepers give you hugs instead of exploding, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter.
Our server is so amazing that even Endermen have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties. And if you ever feel sad, just hop on and our resident panda therapist will give you a virtual hug and a pep talk.
So why suffer in the real world when you can join us in Kampuchea and live your best Minecraft life? Happiness awaits!
Are you tired of being a boring, normal Minecraft player? Do you lack the desire to penetrate anything in the game? Well, look no further because our server is here to fix all of that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you’ll never have a dull moment. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, the possibilities are endless. So come on, join us and let your inner craziness shine!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in keeping things spicy and unpredictable! Forget about healing during a fight, because who needs boring old rules like that anyway?
Join us for epic battles where you’ll have to rely on your wits and quick reflexes to survive. Imagine the adrenaline rush of facing off against a horde of zombies or a pesky creeper without being able to heal – talk about a real challenge!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of hidden treasures and secret weapons scattered throughout the server to help you on your quest for glory. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a magical potion that grants you invincibility for a limited time!
So if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills to the limit and have a blast while doing it, then come join us on our server. Just remember, no healing allowed – it’s all about the thrill of the fight!
Join our Minecraft server and escape the craziness of reality! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated hugs and love from all the virtual moms you could ever dream of. No more panic attacks, just endless blocks to mine and build with. Who needs a real mom when you have a Minecraft mom to tuck you in at night? Come join us and leave your real-world problems behind!
Join our Minecraft server and escape the guilt of your past misdeeds! Build a virtual world where you can right your wrongs and redeem yourself for that time you accidentally knocked over a kid’s pizza at Chuck E Cheese. Let your creativity run wild as you create a new identity for yourself in a world where accidents never happen (unless you want them to)! Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of the Chuck E Cheese animatronic band haunts our server, so you never know what kind of wacky adventures you’ll encounter. Join now and start your journey to redemption (and maybe even score some free tokens)!
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Hegemony is a server being developed that is set in a world that is parallel to the tumultuous 16th – 17th century period of continental Europe. Hegemony is a unique server that encompasses but is not limited to the following features: Adventure, Economy, PvP, Factions, Building and Role-play.
– Completely Handcrafted Game World
– Custom Items (over 30,000 items)
– Custom Recipes (over 10,000 recipes)
– Professions (Crafting Skills)
– Custom Weapons/Armours
– NPCs with Immersive Dialogue and Questlines
– Epic Server Lore / Storyline
Server history:
This server has been online since September 2010 and is probably one of the first servers still around.
Of course, the world has been cleaned a few times, most recently on 23 July 2020.
Former names of the server: xCraft, Minekväk, DiamantFeber and Cygriq’s Domain
This is a server created to make sure players have the best of times. We include some coustom items and plugins. And dont froget to tune in to Hive 365 for the latest songs. Cant wait to see you guys.
Bringing Back the Fun to Factions
Remember the days when Factions used to be fun? Remember that adrenaline rush you had when you first got raided? I know we do! We want to make Factions fun again. That, unfortunately will require a bit of sacrifice, but it’s worth it. Just factions. No confusion.
Reliability
It’s always devestating to log onto a server that you’ve spent hours of time on and see that all your progress is gone– because of a server reset. We plan to keep our map for as long as is physically possible! That means your builds will always be accessible. We also back up our server every single day, and back it up to an external location every week. We know that bad things out of our control are bound to happen, but we will be prepared! You can rely on us!