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  • RejectedHusbands Minecraft SMP

    RejectedHusbands Minecraft SMP
    OMG so like, you know how in Minecraft you can propose to someone with a diamond ring? Well, on this server, if you get rejected, you get thrown into a pit of lava by a bunch of angry villagers! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, right? Plus, if you survive, you get a special “rejected” title in the chat. How cool is that?

    And get this, every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of the spawn town and starts laying explosive eggs everywhere. It’s chaos, but it’s so hilarious to watch everyone run around trying to avoid getting blown up.

    Oh, and did I mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? Yeah, you can ride around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. It’s like a dream come true!

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughs!

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  • BroBroGriefGone2soon

    BroBroGriefGone2soon
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t find any backstabbing family members or scandalous love triangles like the one described above. Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll never have to worry about your brother-in-law’s new girlfriend stealing your diamonds. So come on in and leave the real world behind – we promise it’s a lot less complicated in here!

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  • MomGriefer69

    MomGriefer69
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

    Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

    Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

    And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

    So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

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  • ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

    ScarfaceMinecraft SMP
    Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

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  • CraftyLoveLessons

    CraftyLoveLessons
    Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your ex’s drama. But don’t worry, our community is as strong as diamond armor and will always have your back. Plus, our dating pool is deeper than the Nether, so you’re bound to find your perfect match. Join now and let the blocky love story begin!

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  • HighSchoolDeathMystery

    HighSchoolDeathMystery
    Join our Minecraft server and uncover the mystery of how that person in your high school died! Was it a creeper explosion gone wrong? Or maybe they fell into a pit of lava while trying to mine diamonds? Only on our server will you be able to solve this hilarious and absurd mystery! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust out some killer dance moves. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the wacky adventures begin!

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  • TraumaCraft: No griefing allowed

    TraumaCraft: No griefing allowed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build stuff and trade resources? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is like no other, with players who will go to extreme lengths to prank each other and cause chaos.

    But that’s not all – we also have the craziest events you’ve ever seen, like a giant chicken invasion or a zombie apocalypse that will keep you on your toes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground lairs filled with treasure and traps!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about your trauma!

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  • SorryNotSorryCraft

    SorryNotSorryCraft
    Are you tired of holding grudges in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the art of forgiveness! Our players have mastered the art of letting go of past grievances, even when someone steals their diamonds or blows up their house. We have a special forgiveness potion that you can use to mend broken friendships and move on from the pain of betrayal. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming that you’ll forget all about those who have wronged you in the past. So come on, join us and start fresh in a world where forgiveness reigns supreme!

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  • ExesAndOhs Minecraft SMP

    ExesAndOhs Minecraft SMP
    OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! So, like, I was playing on this server and I had this crazy ex who kept griefing my builds, like who does that?! But then I joined this new server and they have like, anti-griefing protection and stuff, so my ex can’t touch my stuff anymore, ha! And get this, there’s this secret underground base where we have epic PvP battles and the winner gets a diamond horse armor, like what even is that?! So yeah, if you want to join a server where you can escape your crazy ex and win epic prizes, you gotta join this SMP, it’s the bomb dot com!

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  • GrampsCraft: Cancer-Free Zone

    GrampsCraft: Cancer-Free Zone
    Are you tired of family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any judgment? Join our Minecraft server for a grand ol’ time!

    Imagine this: You log on to the server and are greeted with a warm “HELLO” from all the other players. No need to worry about your grandparents scolding you for not greeting them properly, because on our server, everyone is welcomed with open arms (or pixelated arms, to be exact).

    Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (not guaranteed, but a girl can dream). And the best part? No one will bring up your past illnesses or family drama. It’s all about having fun and letting your creativity run wild.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a virtual grandparent who will shower you with love and support (or at least won’t yell at you for taking a nap on the couch). See you in the world of blocks and adventures!

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