Experience the thrill of being kicked out of your own house by your own mom, only to be rescued by your grandma who enrolls you in a new school closer to her house. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just encounter a surprise visit from your estranged mom at your graduation party, where she begs for forgiveness and tries to win you back. Will you forgive her or tell her to leave like a boss? The drama never ends on our server!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to escape into?
Join our server and experience the thrill of digging deeper and deeper into the earth, uncovering rare ores and ancient artifacts that will make you the envy of all your fellow players. And if you ever feel lost or overwhelmed, just remember the wise words of our resident cave-dwelling chicken who will squawk words of encouragement in your ear.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server where hitting rock bottom is just the beginning of an epic adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity in the best possible way.
not only that, but our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. build a coop, feed it some seeds, and watch as the riches pour out. who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?
if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava-filled caves and zombie-infested mineshafts. hold on tight and try not to scream too loud, the zombies don’t like noise.
so come join us on our server where kids rule, diamonds fall from the sky, and roller coasters are the only way to travel. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
Our server is filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your ex. From battling giant creepers to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why did you break up with your last partner? Was it because they couldn’t handle the pressure of fighting off hordes of zombies? Or maybe they just couldn’t keep up with your epic building skills. Whatever the reason, it’s time to move on and find a new partner who can handle the chaos of our Minecraft SMP.
Join us today and start a new chapter in your Minecraft love story. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while fighting off a horde of angry skeletons.
But that’s not all! We’ve had players build entire cities made out of diamond blocks, only to have them stolen by a group of mischievous chickens. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to tame a dragon and ended up riding a pig into battle instead.
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen, because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules. Join us now and let the madness begin!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake, or watch as players build secret underground lairs to hide their precious loot. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that ensues when someone accidentally sets off a TNT trap in the middle of town!
So come on, join our SMP and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Who knows, you might even witness a player getting banned for trying to ride a pig off a cliff! It’s all in good fun, right?
Join us for a fun and lighthearted experience where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike that ex who couldn’t stand the fact that you liked a certain artist.
So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind! Build, explore, and laugh with us on our server – where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS
| Server Name | Minecraft SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Version | 1.21 (latest version) |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server open to anyone? | No, the server is whitelist only. Please contact “japiedepapie,” “iplayzs,” or “speedyskylar” for access. |
| What version of Minecraft does the server use? | The server uses the newest version, 1.21. |
| Can I create my own group on the server? | Yes, you can create your own personal group or join existing groups. |
| How can I join the server’s Discord channel? | You can join the Discord channel by using this invite link: https://discord.gg/VENvD4cTzD |
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So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the craziest, most outrageous vtuber community out there. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
Our server is filled with players who understand that being an adult isn’t just about age, it’s about independence and making your own decisions. We’ve got players who are financially independent, just like you, and who know that getting a little help from family doesn’t make you any less of an adult.
So come join us on our server, where you can build, explore, and most importantly, be treated like the grown-ass adult that you are! Plus, we’ve got a Starbucks in every virtual corner for those days when you just need a little pick-me-up. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not an adult – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be!
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a dragon with a diamond pickaxe! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of spit! And don’t even get me started on the enchanted toilet that teleports you to a land of endless cake!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, why are you even here?
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