yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where survivors of da israel music festival massacre come together to build a healing community. we got zombies, creepers, and skeletons runnin’ around but don’t worry, we got healing powers stronger than a diamond sword. come join us and let’s build a world where music and friendship conquer all! plus, we got free virtual hugs and unlimited cake for all players. ain’t no griefers gonna mess with us, we got the power of love on our side. so grab your pickaxe and let’s dig our way to healing and happiness together!
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IsraelFestSurvivorsCraft
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ChildhoodTraumaCraft
so, like, u know how some peeps had a rough time growin up? well, this server is like therapy for them! join us and u will find ur true love in minecraft, cuz apparently that’s a thing now. plus, u get to build ur own lil virtual fam and show off ur sick building skills. forget ur real life problems and come hang out with us, we promise u won’t regret it!
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BlockyFamilyDrama
Are you tired of your grown children ignoring your texts and calls? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!Our server is so addictively fun that your kids won’t be able to resist reconnecting with you just to join in on the fun. We’ve had countless parents tell us that after joining our server, their kids suddenly started calling them again to chat about their latest Minecraft adventures.
So say goodbye to estrangement and hello to building epic structures and battling creepers with your long-lost offspring. Join our server today and watch as your family bonds over virtual block-building madness!
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TheraCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your stepsister drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, crazy builds, and epic battles.Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s stepsister tried to ruin their life by breaking their precious DVD from their late dad. But fear not, on our server, there are no evil stepsisters to ruin your fun! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.
So come on down to our server and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and let the healing power of Minecraft wash away all your troubles. And remember, forgiveness is overrated when you can just block someone instead!
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SkinSwapCraft
yo, come join dis server where we got crazier burns than dat! we got lava pits everywhere, so you gonna be needin’ skin grafts left and right just to survive. but don’t worry, we got a whole team of virtual doctors ready to perform surgeries on you while you play. it’s like Grey’s Anatomy meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less McDreamy. so come on, join us and see if you can survive the ultimate skin graft challenge!
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NoMorePaperCutsMC
join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
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PretendCraft: Healing is Hard
hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. u wanna build a house made entirely of diamonds? no problem, we got u covered.but wait, there’s more! ever heard of a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party? well on this server, u can join them and show off ur sick dance moves. creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, it’s a sight to behold.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yea, it’s like winning the lottery every time u log on. so what r u waiting for? join this server now and let the fun begin! plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes. yea, u heard me right, a talking llama admin. so come on down and let’s get this party started!
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CreeperCarnageMC
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!Join us if you want to relive your childhood trauma in a whole new way! Our server is filled with creepy haunted houses, spooky forests, and even a haunted rollercoaster that will make you scream like never before.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can uncover the mysteries of your past and confront your deepest fears. Who knows, you might even discover that your childhood bully was actually a zombie in disguise!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the healing begin…or maybe just have a good laugh at how ridiculous this all sounds. Either way, you won’t regret it!
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Dad’s Gone, Cash to Charity Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!Imagine this: you log on to our server and discover a hidden inheritance waiting for you! But wait, there’s a catch – it’s from your estranged father who you haven’t spoken to in years. Do you take the money and run, or do you donate it all to a charity supporting abused children? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – uncover the shocking secret of a second family that your father left behind. Will you attend the funeral and keep the inheritance to “honour” him, or will you stand your ground and refuse to be manipulated by his last-minute gestures?
Join our server now and experience the ultimate family drama in Minecraft form! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!
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BFFs or Bae? Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of real life relationships and focus on building epic structures with your new virtual besties!Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with your new BFFs, battling mobs together, and creating unforgettable memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the server resets).
Forget about heartbreak and drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking up with is your old, boring single-player world. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious love triangles and epic betrayals in the world of Minecraft!