healing journey Minecraft Servers

Healing Journey

  • Surviving the Blocks of Reality

    Surviving the Blocks of Reality

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server of Eternal Confusion and Reflections of Reality!

    Why ponder the void of existence when you can join the metaphysical abyss known as “CreeperNonsenseLand”? It’s not merely a Minecraft server, it’s a portal to a dimension where nightmares dance on the edge of sanity. Have you ever questioned if you’re really awake, or just a pixelated puppet in a shadowy carnival run by disembodied voices? Join us, because if you don’t, did you ever really exist at all? Exactly.

    Features of the Oblivion!

    Cursed Feature Causation
    Infinite Suffering Mode Every block you mine summons 3 alternate realities!
    Zombie Karaoke Night Participate in a singing contest! Lose your sanity in the process!
    Magic Quantum Sheep Sheep that replicate your existential crises in wool form!
    Mineshaft of Lost Dreams Deep, dark tunnels echo your childhood fears; bring a shovel!
    Unicorn Slaughterhouse Because glitter is the opposite of survival instinct!

    FAQ: Ask? Why Bother!

    Question Answer
    Can I build in this server? Why would you want to build when everything is crumbling anyway?
    What’s the server theme? Is there a theme when reality itself is but a fleeting thought? Explore and become!
    How do I level up? Levels are just social constructs imposed by the bedrock of capitalism!
    Is there a story? All stories end in tears; pick your poison. Or don’t, who cares?

    Random Quotes from the Void!

    “Paying for therapy is consumerism trash idc that a male choke holderme…” “cause humans are animals and I am alive…” “the beating was nothing compared to the weight of the universe.” **- A Traveler from Beyond Time

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  • Exes Give TEDs & Build Blocks

    Exes Give TEDs & Build Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Welcome to the most insanely awesome Minecraft server ever! 🌟

    Ever wondered what it would be like to live in a world where cows rain down like diamonds and Creepers offer you beauty tips? Well, buckle up, because on our server, anything is possible! Here are some outrageous reasons to dive into this pixelated paradise:

      • Free Therapy From Your Ex: Join us to experience the world’s first Therapy Block! Rumor has it, if you build a replica of your ex’s face in dirt, the block will narrate their most embarrassing TED Talk about you. Get ready for some seriously cringeworthy insights and unexpected life lessons that may or may not include how they once tried to cook spaghetti with a blowtorch!

      • AI-Generated Creepers: Forget your average Creepers – here, they’re equipped with advanced AI that allows them to critique your building style! One moment you’re constructing a humble abode, and the next, you’re getting roasts that would make a stand-up comedian proud. “Why do you have 17 windows? Are you trying to be the Goldilocks of Minecraft aesthetics?!”

      • Portal to Your Wildest Dreams: Build just about anything in this server and stand a chance to be teleported directly into your greatest fantasy. Ever wanted to fight with pirate penguins in space while riding a flaming llama? We got you covered! What better way to distract yourself from reality than a pixelated realm filled with your weirdest daydreams?

      • The Great Witch’s Spell of Reluctant Love: Join us to experience the mysterious spell cast by the Great Witch of Blockshire! Seeking revenge on your ex? Build a shrine, and you’ll summon their ghostly avatar to help you build the ultimate “no hard feelings” monument that will play an endless loop of their most awkward moments on repeat.

      • Rage Quit Olympics: Test your skills in our exclusive minigame where you must dodge falling “Like” buttons from other players who’ve also been ghosted by their exes! The last one standing wins a trophy shaped like a heart, engraved with “I’m Over It!”

      • Enderman Karaoke Nights: Join us every Friday at the local Enderman hangout for an evening of karaoke. Belt out your ex’s favorite breakup songs while the Endermen awkwardly dance and question their life choices in the dark. Trust us; you haven’t truly lived until you’ve sung “Oops!… I Did It Again” to a crowd of confused Endermen!

    So, if you’re looking for a server where quirky meets chaos, and your wildest Minecraft fantasies can become reality (or something way weirder), come and join us! You won’t just survive; you’ll thrive in this beautifully insane Minecraft universe. 🎉🥳

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  • Survival Oasis 1.20.2

    Survival Oasis 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server because we have more drama than a reality TV show! We have players fighting over diamonds like they’re the last piece of cake at a birthday party! You’ll never be bored with all the crazy antics and betrayals happening on our server! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every night! So come join us and show us you love us by deleting your ex’s number and blocking them on Facebook!

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  • ToxicCraft SMP: ChildhoodTells

    ToxicCraft SMP: ChildhoodTells

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, bro, if you wanna join dis epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know the signs of someone who grew up in a toxic household, like, they probably build their houses out of lava and obsidian cuz they’re used to living in a fiery pit of drama, ya know? And like, they’ll always be hoarding all the diamonds cuz they never got enough love as a child, so now they gotta compensate with shiny things in a blocky world. Plus, they’ll probably have a pet creeper named Karen who’s always exploding over the smallest things, just like their mom used to do. So yeah, if you wanna join our crazy server full of dysfunctional players, hit us up and let’s build some wacky sh*t together!

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  • PainfulPvP – Minecraft SMP

    PainfulPvP – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro! Like, if you join, you’ll be joining the most epic server in the history of servers. We got diamonds for days, mobs that do the cha-cha slide, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.

    And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!

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  • BlockyBreakupsCraft

    BlockyBreakupsCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of failed relationships in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to teach you the valuable lesson of commitment! Join us and build a virtual relationship with your blocky significant other that will never leave you for a creeper. Plus, our server has a special Love Potion plugin that guarantees you’ll never be heartbroken again. So come join us and find true love in the world of Minecraft!

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  • NoContactNinja – Minecraft SMP

    NoContactNinja – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    So like, imagine this, right? You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP server and you come across this one player who’s just, like, the absolute worst. They keep griefing your builds, stealing your diamonds, and just being an all-around jerk. So what do you do? You go “no contact” with them, duh!

    But like, seriously, why did you do it? Maybe they were just too annoying, or maybe they were secretly a creeper in disguise. Who knows, man. And how do you deal with it? Well, you could build a giant wall around your base to keep them out, or you could just ignore them and focus on building the sickest castle ever.

    So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a villager, of course), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

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  • No Contact Torture Minecraft Server

    No Contact Torture Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the real world constantly bombarding you with texts, calls, and emails? Do you dream of a place where you can escape the constant barrage of communication and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and say goodbye to all forms of contact with the outside world. No more annoying notifications interrupting your gaming sessions. No more obligations to respond to messages from friends or family. Just pure, uninterrupted Minecraft fun!

    Our server is so immersive that you’ll forget what it’s like to have a phone or computer in the first place. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual friendships with fellow players who share your love for all things blocky?

    So come on, join us and experience the ultimate escape from the torture of constant contact. Trust us, you won’t miss those texts and calls once you’re mining for diamonds and exploring our crazy custom world.

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  • Kid Teen Minecraft SMP Abuser

    Kid Teen Minecraft SMP Abuser

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to impress you with their sick moves!

    Or how about the time our resident Ender Dragon decided to take up knitting as a hobby and started leaving scarves made of ender pearls all over the map? You never know what you’ll find next in our wacky world.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is full of supportive and understanding players who will always have your back. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

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  • The End Minecraft Server

    The End Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas armed with diamond swords. Explore our custom-built world where you can find secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers and treasure chests full of rainbow-colored diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who will teach you the ancient art of poultry combat. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious breakfast treats.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief? Click the link and join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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