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HolyCraft Minecraft Server
Lol come join our minecraft server where we blast popes and cover up sex abuse scandals like it’s nobody’s business. Belgian PM is our mascot and he’s always ready to throw shade at anyone who tries to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. So come on in and let’s cause some chaos together! -
BlockyLifeCrisis
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on epic adventures. Want to ride a polar bear into battle? Done. Want to build a house out of enchanted golden carrots? No problem. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? We’ve got you covered.
So say goodbye to your boring real life and say hello to the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and let the insanity begin!
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Star TrekCraft: The Quest for Diamonds and Villager Trading – Join now for epic adventures and unforgettable shenanigans!
TrekCraft Server Overview
Features Description Plugins Towny, McMMO, Mythic Mobs, ArtMap, Jobs, Chest Shops, Crates, Auctions, Quests, Treasure Hunts, etc. Events Weekly events, contests, and competitions hosted by staff. Community Friendly and family-friendly atmosphere with helpful staff and players. Rules Strict rules against raiding and griefing, with PvP available in designated areas. Website https://www.trekcraft.ca FAQ
1. Is swearing allowed on the server?
No, keeping the chat appropriate for children is required. No swearing or discussion of inappropriate behavior is allowed.
2. Are there rules against griefing or raiding?
Yes, the server has strict rules against griefing and raiding. In the event of grief, the staff will roll it back for you.
3. How can I obtain ranks on the server?
Ranks are obtained through in-game events, contests, treasure hunts, and voting. The server is fully EULA compliant.
4. Can I turn on PvP in the wilds?
PvP is off in the wilds, but you can turn it on in your town or participate in arenas.
5. How long has the server been around?
The server has been around for over 9 years, providing a trusted and stable community for players.
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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
prejudice, Bigotry, religious persecution, long tail: why do people spread harmful stereotypes about Jews, StereotypesAre you tired of getting side-eyed by Jews for no reason? Join our Minecraft server and show them that you’re not just a diamond in the rough, you’re a diamond in the mine! Our server is so epic, even Moses himself would part the Red Sea just to join in on the fun. Build your own temple, partake in epic battles against zombie pigmen (they’re basically bacon, so it’s kosher, right?), and show those Jews that you’re not just a diamond in the rough, you’re a diamond in the mine! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again! -
SleepyPrincessSMP – ZzzCraft Edition
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a fairy tale come to life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night.Season 2 of our SMP is coming soon and it’s going to be more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory! We’ve got new quests, challenges, and surprises that will make your head spin faster than a spider jockey on a roller coaster.
So, which version of the sleepy princess do you prefer? The one who snores like a zombie pigman or the one who sleepwalks into lava pits? Either way, you’ll find plenty of entertainment on our server that will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.
Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to steer clear.
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PostBreakupMinecraftSMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and mine your way through the pain! Who needs a significant other when you have diamonds waiting to be discovered? Build a castle to keep out all the heartbreak and grief, or create a roller coaster to ride out your emotions. We even have a secret underground love potion brewing station for those looking to get back in the dating game. So come join us and craft your way to a better tomorrow! -
JewCraft2021
LOLZ! u know what’s crazier than that? this minecraft server! it’s like a party but with blocks and creepers! come join us and build ur own empire, just like those ancient romans did! but watch out for the zombies, they’re like the political parties trying to blacklist u! but here, we welcome everyone, even if u support Israel or are a Jew! we don’t discriminate, we just wanna have fun and build crazy stuff together! so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again! -
CraftyMaple Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sex Edition! Why join? Because on our server, every block you break will make your character do a sexy dance. And every time you defeat a mob, they will drop heart-shaped items that will make you irresistible to other players.Forget about those other servers, join us for a wild and crazy time. We have special events like the Kiss My Sister challenge, where you have to find your sister in the game and give her a big smooch. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
But that’s not all, we also have exclusive content like the Epic Dungeon Angler Company, where you have to fish for rare items while fighting off hordes of monsters. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure map that leads to a secret island filled with diamonds and gold.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride. And remember, on our server, everyone is spread out but if you post your IGN, someone will come give you a big ol’ kiss. So come on in and let the fun begin!