But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a legendary diamond encrusted toilet, guarded by a giant turd monster. Will you be brave enough to face this smelly foe and claim the throne as the ultimate butt champion?
So come on, don’t be shy! Dive headfirst into this ridiculous world of buttholes and discover the true meaning of friendship, teamwork, and a whole lot of poop jokes. Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground treasure vault filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the vault was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The players had to engage in an epic battle with the chicken, using nothing but their wits and their trusty pickaxes. In the end, they emerged victorious and claimed the treasure as their own.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama King, who rules over a kingdom of llamas with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Llama King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. So grab your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers and mischievous pigs – they’re always up to no good.
Be sure to join the discord to get whitelisted!
We’re playing through the Jaffa Factory 2 modpack, and adding some storytelling to it.
You’ve be hired by Jaffapalooza to build your own factory and export your produce. You can ally with or declare war against your sister franchises. Trust, deceive, cooperate, subvert, thrive. You can do it all, but beware the watchful eye of Jaffapalooza.
Who knows what might happen, it’s for all of us to decide!
We can’t wait to see you!
jaffapalooza.dedimc.io
Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the ability to ride a creeper into battle or turn into a giant chicken to strike fear into your enemies.
But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will have you laughing until you fall off your blocky chair. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!
Welcome to Onyx SMP!
Dive into our immersive Survival Multiplayer experience. Build, explore, and thrive in a community-driven world. Your adventure awaits! Create your legacy, form alliances, and enjoy a welcoming environment for all players.
Join a thriving community of like-minded Minecraft enthusiasts. Make friends, collaborate, and participate in exciting seasonal events with exclusive rewards.
Our team provides 12/7 support to assist you when needed.
Join the Onyx Network today and start your journey!
OnyxSMP.eu:8090
But that’s not all, on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle against armies of evil chickens who are hell-bent on taking over the world! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited pizza and ice cream!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, on this server, anything is possible, motha fucka!
Our server is so top secret, even the authorities can’t touch us! We’ve got players from all over the world, including some who may or may not be wanted for gorilla warfare in Vietnam. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of bananas to keep them happy.
So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the gorillas are the real MVPs, come join us for a wild ride. Just watch out for any unexpected extradition attempts – those can really put a damper on your mining and crafting adventures!
Legend MC
Java or Bedrock: Java 1.14-1.21x Realm/Server/World: Server Number of players ingame: working on 100-400+ for the next Season Length of Play Session: 1 hour+ Gametype: A Survival server with guilds build by the staff currently 2 guilds 1st is adventurers guild, 2nd is assasains guild (meet up with an assasains guild member and theyll bring you.)
legendmcreal.falixsrv.me:39213
