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Blockhead Breakdance Bonanza

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crops Grown:	1498
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

lol, u ever seen a breakdancer with a headspin hole? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! join us for some sick moves and crazy headspins that will leave u with a bulging scalp. doctors warn against it, but who cares when u can be the coolest breakdancer in the blocky world? hair loss and inflammation are just part of the fun on our server. so come on over and show off ur headspin power move skills! just don’t blame us when u end up with a hole in ur head, lol.

SunshineCraft: UV Boosted Fun!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9807
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the UV rays are off the charts! forget about heart disease and cancer, because our server will make you invincible!

we have magical sunbeams that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate minecraft warrior. no need for sunscreen here, just bask in the glow of our virtual sun and watch your health improve before your very eyes.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and let the power of the sun guide you to victory! who needs vitamin D supplements when you have our amazing minecraft server? let’s get glowing, gamers!

Atoq’s Vanilla Nightmare: Where Minecraft dreams go to die 1.19.3

1.19.3, Atoqs, Die, dreams, Minecraft, Nightmare, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7811
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Towns Built:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
⏰ 1.5+ years old world
✨ Regular events and polls
✅ Whitelist + Application
👥 Active community and staff
🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 Lore
🔍 Java v1.19.3
🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server world is 1.5+ years old.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist through our application process.
What version of Java does the server use?	The server uses Java v1.19.3.
Are there special mods or features on the server?	Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs, as well as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1112
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	274	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly and fat bitches? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow bitches who are 5/10 or below! It’s the Hump Day edition, so get ready to hump your way to victory in the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find your true love in the form of a blocky pixelated creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the humping begin!

Minecraft SMP: ZenlessZoneZeroGenZombie

Agent Record, Burnice White, Caesar King, character demo, Events, First-Class Customer Service, general, Ice-Jade Teapot, Minecraft, News, Qingyi, Redeemable Codes, Resources, signal search, smp, special program, Teaser, Trailer, undercover R&B, useful links, Version 1.1, zenless zone zero, ZenlessZoneZeroGenZombie

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Towns Built:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	153
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive trailers, teasers, and character demos that will blow your mind. Watch as our players embark on epic quests and uncover hidden secrets in the world of Minecraft.

And don’t miss out on our current signal search for the Qingyi and Ice-Jade Teapot, happening now! Plus, stay tuned for upcoming events like “First-Class Customer Service,” where you can experience luxury like never before in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden treasure or two!

ParentalBlock Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child care, child safety, Communication, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Family Values, generational differences, in-laws, Minecraft, ParentalBlock, parenting, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, relationships, Server, setting boundaries, tough love, toxic behavior, trust issues

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Farms Harvested:	392	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they’re the funniest people in the world but actually just make you cringe? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the awkward family gatherings! Our community is full of supportive players who will never belittle you or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course).

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even help you make tough decisions like whether or not to let your kids hang out with their grandparents. Just ask our resident Minecraft wizard, they’ll give you the best advice on parenting and in-law drama.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a giant roller coaster. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama in real life!

PiggyCraft Child Support

budgeting, child, child care, child support, co parenting, Decision making, ex-partner, Expenses, Financial Stability, financial support, Friends, income, lego, money management, parenting, piggy bank, PiggyCraft, Priorities, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, single parent, Support, support system

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7252
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even child support drama can turn into a hilarious adventure! Join us and experience the thrill of saving up your child support money in a piggy bank for your kid’s LEGO fund. Who knew child support could lead to building block masterpieces?

But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with friends who think they can tell you how to spend your money. Show them who’s boss and defend your right to splurge on LEGO sets with that sweet, sweet child support cash.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who knows what other wild stories await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

WeekendWarrior Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Magic Items Found:	7595	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mines Excavated:	2502	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Are you tired of boring weekends spent doing the same old thing? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most epic adventure of your life!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a wild llama stampede. Don’t worry, they’re friendly llamas, but they do have a tendency to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why spend your weekend doing the same old thing when you could be joining us on our crazy, wacky, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WhisperCraft: Hot & Hilarious

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a spicy jalapeno pepper in a sea of bland potatoes!

Join us if you want to hear whispers of diamond ore locations from mysterious voices in the night. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are sweating!

We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and hidden portals to alternate dimensions where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So, if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and hear the juiciest secrets whispered in your ear, come join us on the craziest server in the blocky universe!

CraftyCreeperVille

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

so, liek, dis minecraft server is liek, da bomb diggity, u know? u gotta join dis server cuz it’s liek, da only place where u can find rare diamonds in da shape of Putin’s face. yea, u heard me right, PUTIN’S FACE DIAMONDS.

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we keep all da Russian refugees safe and sound. u gotta be ready to accept dem, just like Ukraine, ya feel me? and if u join dis server, u get a free pet bear named Boris. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of borscht? yea, u can ride dat bad boy all day long while sippin’ on some vodka potions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. just be ready to accept da unexpected, just like Ukraine.

LaborCraft: Brain Rejuvenation

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like that pregnancy drug that makes old brains young again! like, u know how those old mice got their brains cleaned up with that drug? well, on this server, ur brain will be so clean and fresh, u’ll be like a baby again! forget Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s, this server will make u smarter than a super genius alien from outer space! join now and let the brain-boosting fun begin!