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Blockhead Breakdance Bonanza

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	406871
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

lol, u ever seen a breakdancer with a headspin hole? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! join us for some sick moves and crazy headspins that will leave u with a bulging scalp. doctors warn against it, but who cares when u can be the coolest breakdancer in the blocky world? hair loss and inflammation are just part of the fun on our server. so come on over and show off ur headspin power move skills! just don’t blame us when u end up with a hole in ur head, lol.

NoParentingAllowedMC

absentee father, absentee mother, absentee parenting, child support, co parenting, family dynamics, family relationships, legal guardianship, non-custodial parent, non-residential parent, NoParentingAllowedMC, parental involvement, parental obligations, parental recognition, parental responsibilities, parental rights, parenting, parenting roles, recognition, RESPONSIBILITY, shared custody

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	9565	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crops Grown:	9578	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

so, like, you know those people who wanna be like, parents but don’t wanna actually parent? well, this server is perfect for them! you can like, build a whole village and be the mayor without actually having to deal with any kids. it’s like, the ultimate fantasy for lazy parents who just wanna chill and play minecraft all day. come join us and live out your dream of being a parent without any of the actual responsibility. it’s like, the best of both worlds, man.

ChatCraft: Transmitting Knowledge

brain activity, ChatCraft, cognitive development., cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Communication, communication skills, complex thought, cultural evolution, cultural knowledge, Human Behavior, human evolution, knowledge, Language, language evolution, linguistic anthropology, modern humans, neuroscience, recent study, study, symbolic thought, thinking, Transmitting

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, this server is like no other, man. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yeah, you heard me right, creepers with a sense of humor.

not only that, but our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever see. we’re talking diamonds that sparkle so bright, they blind you for a second. but don’t worry, we also have sunglasses for sale in our virtual shop.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s real, and it’s waiting for you to discover it. but be careful, there are traps set by evil villagers who are jealous of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience a world like no other. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, our virtual cookies are to die for.

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

anger, anger towards God, anger towards religion, atheism, blasphemy, disbelief, DivineCraft, Frustration, Minecraft, questioning faith, rejection, religious abuse, religious disillusionment, religious guilt, religious hypocrisy, religious trauma, religious trauma recovery, Server, spiritual awakening, spiritual crisis, spiritual growth, spiritual healing

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	269
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of following the rules of a higher power that just seems to make your life worse? Are you ready to say “Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible”? Then come join our Minecraft server where we worship the blocky gods of the pixelated world!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of trying to be a good Christian and following the laws of a deity who only seems to bring chaos into their lives. Here, you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any judgment from above.

Join us as we rebel against the traditional ways of religion and embrace the freedom of creating our own world. Say goodbye to praying and hello to playing! Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible – join us now and let’s build a better world together!

MineCash Minecraft Server

2017, 2024.., accredited investor, Claim, donate money, free tokens, Give us money, incomprehensible, ipo, Jump through hoops, MineCash, Minecraft, opaque, qualify, Server, Tokens, unspecified number, wallets

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Potions Brewed:	127
Astral Projections Made:	2	New Chunks Explored:	435826
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a rollercoaster ride of emotions and confusion just like trying to navigate the cryptocurrency world!

🚀 In 2017, we were all about that IPO life, making you feel like a Wall Street tycoon without the need for a fancy suit or tie. Just give us your money and we’ll give you tokens, easy peasy!

🤑 Fast forward to 2024, and we’re taking things to a whole new level of absurdity. Want some free tokens? Sure, just jump through a year’s worth of incomprehensible and opaque hoops, sybilling across wallets like a pro. Oh, and don’t forget to donate money for every free token you want to claim. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with more confusion and less treasure!

💰 So why join our Minecraft server? Because we promise you an adventure that’s more mind-boggling than trying to understand the latest cryptocurrency trend. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge that may or may not result in some freebies? Come join us and let the madness begin!

DadGoneWillCrazy

bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, custody, DadGoneWillCrazy, Decision making, Divorce, family, financial compensation, Grandparents, Inheritance, loyalty, mistreatment, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling, stepfamily, Support, Trauma

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Farms Harvested:	743	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a soap opera.

Need a break from family feuds and step-sibling drama? Our server is the perfect escape! With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, you’ll never have a dull moment.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics that make the Kardashians look tame. Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness the ultimate family showdowns?

So come on down to our server and leave your family drama at the door. With more plot twists than a Shakespearean tragedy, you’ll never want to log off!

KidToAdult Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, Adulthood, aging, aspirations, childhood dreams, Desires, disappointments, dreams, Expectations, FANTASY, growing up, KidToAdult, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Priorities, reality check, Server, Toys, wish list, Wishes, wishes come true, wishes unfulfilled

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magic Items Found:	4820

Remember when you used to dream about living in a world made entirely of candy and having a pet dragon that could shoot fireworks out of its nose? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server lets you do all that and more!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary golden bacon, battle evil unicorns with your trusty diamond sword, and build a mansion out of rainbow blocks.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and zombie DJs. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava sharks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

Breakups, catfish, Communication, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, cyber relationships, dating apps, digital love, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, internet, long distance, love, online communication, online connections, online dating, online romance, relationships, romance, social media, Trust, virtual dating

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	91
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Votes:	4804
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies online? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find your virtual soulmate! Our players have found love in the most unexpected places, from building a castle together to battling it out in epic PvP matches. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed by your side? Join our server today and swipe right on adventure!

CraftyCommiesMC

arms supply, CraftyCommiesMC, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military alliance, military conflict, N.K.-Russia treaty, peace negotiations, political implications, regional stability, S.Korea, sanctions, security concerns, strategic interests, Ukraine

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

so, like, this minecraft server is lit af, like seriously you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

one time, a player built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon, and when they got there they found a secret disco party with all the mobs busting a move.

also, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the best parties, trust me.

plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to shoot lasers out of your eyes.

so yeah, come join our minecraft server, it’s gonna blow your mind. and maybe your house up too, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

SmellyLiftCraft

elevator air, elevator aroma, elevator atmosphere, elevator cleanliness, elevator design, elevator experience, elevator fragrance, elevator hygiene, elevator inspection, elevator interior, elevator maintenance, elevator ride, elevator safety, elevator scent, elevator service, elevator technology, elevator ventilation, Elevators, odors, SmellyLiftCraft, unique smell

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

join this epic minecraft server where elevators have a very unique smell. you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have as you ride up and down in the stinkiest elevators in all of minecraft land. but don’t worry, the smell is actually magical and will give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs out of your butt.

come meet our friendly community of players who all share a love for funky elevator smells. we have epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and win amazing prizes like a pet unicorn or a diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

if you’re looking for a server that’s unlike any other, join us and experience the insanity of elevator smells like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

BackPainCraft – Walk to Win!

back pain, BackPainCraft, Chronic pain, Exercise, FITNESS, flare-ups, health, Lifestyle, long-term relief, low back pain, Mobility, muscle strength, physical activity, Prevention, Recovery, recurrence, Rehabilitation, risk reduction, spine health, walk, Walking, wellness, WIN

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	27

hey u, ya u, r u tired of back pain? well do i have the server for u! join us and walk three times a week in minecraft to halve the risk of back pain coming back! we got 800 million people worldwide with low back pain, but don’t worry, we got ur back! literally. 7 out of 10 people who recover from back pain get it back within a year, but not on our server! join now and say goodbye to back pain forever! also, we have unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u join? come on, what r u waiting for? let’s walk our way to a pain-free life in minecraft! 🦄🐷🚶‍♂️ #backpainfree #minecraftmagic