Crafty Californians: Where Creepers Fear to Tread! #WestCoastBestCoast

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of California making all the decisions for the rest of the world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the crazy decisions! We once had a llama riding contest where the winner got a diamond-encrusted saddle. And don’t even get us started on the time we built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano filled with flying pigs. Plus, our privacy policy is so wild, even California couldn’t handle it. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Welcome to OnionMC, where chaos reigns, creativity flourishes, and our secret headquarters is in Moldova!

Bedwars, Chaos, Creative, creativity, Economy, Factions, flourishes, Hardcore, headquarters, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Moldova, OnionMC, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, REIGNS, Roleplay, secret, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

OnionMC Server Overview

Server Name	OnionMC
Basic Premise	– No usernames (everyone is named like “User 1984”) – Any content allowed – Everyone is hidden to each other (can’t see nametags) – Command autocomplete is disabled (can’t tab usernames) – Anarchy creative server on a superflat world – Hosted in Moldova, the “iceland of europe”, an extremely private country – Primarily a chatroom
Play at	onionmc.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use my own username on this server?	No, everyone is named anonymously like “User 1984”.
What kind of content is allowed on the server?	Any content is allowed on OnionMC.
Can I see other players’ nametags?	No, everyone is hidden to each other on the server.
Is command autocomplete disabled on OnionMC?	Yes, you can’t tab usernames for command autocomplete.

Blocky McBlockface: The LOLz Edition

4chan, blocky, Censorship, Conspiracy Theory, doubt, Edition, elon musk, fear, fucked, headquarters, information warfare, internet, lolz, McBlockface, Musk, Online Community, PARANOIA, REDACTED, rumor, shadow ban, social media, speculation, Technology, uncertainty, Warning

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of getting shadow banned on other servers? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is run by none other than Elon Musk himself! That’s right, he bought 4chan and now he’s on a mission to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever.

Join us as we navigate through headquarters changes, secret redacted information, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what Musk has in store for us next? One thing’s for sure, things will never be the same once you join our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness. Just remember, this place is totally f*cked in the best way possible!

Frontpage Wose Minecraft Server

Frontpage, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server, WOSE

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	4311	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make it to the front page of Minecraft fame!

Snoot Saturday – Wagie Wesley Edition Minecraft SMP

Aggie, AO3 page, Archive and Anon’s Snoot Archive, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, employed, Fang board playlists, Fics & Art, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, saturday, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snoot Saturday, Snootboorus, thread archives, tq, wagie, Wagie Wesley Edition, Wesley, work enjoyment

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a creeper has TNT, and our community is crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie villager. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So why wait? Join now and become part of the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP out there!

And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – and maybe watch out for those sneaky creepers. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BF’sBlockyBucks Minecraft Server

adulting, BFsBlockyBucks, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, compromise, Empathy, financial assistance, financial responsibility, lending money, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, money management, partner dynamics, personal finance, Priorities, relationship advice, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Server, spending habits, Support, Understanding

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of balancing love and finances, just like this player balancing her relationship and her boyfriend’s spending habits!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world while also learning valuable lessons about money management. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a partner in-game who will spend their diamonds wisely!

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures while avoiding the temptation of overspending at the virtual Target and Amazon pallet stores. Will you make the right choices or will you end up in debt to your fellow players?

So come on, join our server and see if you can navigate the tricky waters of love and finances in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, always mine responsibly!

SpouseSwapCraft

Boundaries, canceling, Communication, Concert, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Divorce, dramatic, friendship, misunderstanding, overbearing, overcompensating, overthinking, Respect, separation, Spouse, SpouseSwapCraft, standing hang out, TICKETS, UNCOMFORTABLE, work-related

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero overbearing spouses and no excessive complaining about relationships!

Join our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. No need to worry about your friend suddenly inviting their spouse to your hangout, or dealing with any awkward situations. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the chaos of everyday life and just enjoy some good old-fashioned block building.

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you might stumble upon. Join us today and let the fun begin!

SadCraft SMP: Cry and Mine

anxiety, coping mechanisms, cry, depression, emotional well being, emotions, Exercise, feeling down, journaling, mental health, mindfulness, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, SadCraft, Sadness, seeking help, self reflection, self soothing, self-care, smp, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	736
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mines Excavated:	1976	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and let your sadness melt away like butter on a hot potato! Our server is filled with so much laughter and fun, you’ll forget why you were sad in the first place. Plus, rumor has it that our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in all of Minecraft. So come join us and let Larry tickle your funny bone while you build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

BlockBusterCraft

artistic vision, attention to detail, Authenticity, BlockBusterCraft, Character development, Charm, cinematic experience, cinematic magic, classic cinema, Craftsmanship, creativity, Cultural significance, Depth, emotional impact, historical context, Nostalgia, originality, practical effects, storytelling, substance, Timeless

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Crops Grown:	9284	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ores Mined:	7782

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like the blockbuster movies of the 80s – full of action, adventure, and totally tubular vibes! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and epic battles with dragons, zombies, and maybe even a few rogue llamas.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down when the sun goes down. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples waiting to be found by the bravest of players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him in battle and claim the title of Chicken Champion? Only time will tell, my friend.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the nostalgia of older movies mixed with the chaos of Minecraft in a way you’ve never seen before. It’s gonna be a blast, trust us!

Pixel Mimicry Funville

behavior analysis, Body language, Communication, cultural influence, Evolution, facial expressions, funville, Gestures, human interaction, Media influence, mimicry, movies, nonverbal communication, nonverbal cues, PIXEL, pop culture, Psychology, social behavior, societal evolution, societal norms, society, TV

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where everyone communicates through interpretive dance. like, you have to do the macarena to ask for diamonds, or twerk to negotiate a trade. it’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. plus, there’s this secret underground rave where all the mobs go to let loose and party. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing. trust me, you gotta join this server for the ultimate dance-off experience.

“A Zombie Pigman Rejected My Friend Request” – The 1.21.1 Server, No TPA, Java + Bedrock Compatible!

1.21.1, 1TB Raid 0 SSD, 32gb ram, bedrock, Bedrock Compatible, Canada, Cheating, Compatible, daily backups, fps, Friend, Griefing, hard difficulty, Intel I7 7700k, java, Montreal, No map resets, No Safe Spaces, no TPA, optifine, Pigman, PvP, Raiding, REJECTED, Request, semi anarchy, Server, smp, Tpa, Vanilla, zombie

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crops Grown:	7978	Zombie Dances:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke MY Door Minecraft Server!

Server Information:

Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Running	1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups
Clients Permitted	Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help improve fps and have no other features
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule(s)	No Cheating

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Are there any rules other than no cheating?

A: No, we have very few rules on the server. Feel free to say whatever you want and grief as you please.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, you are allowed to use the default vanilla client, optifine, and some clients that only help improve FPS. Just make sure they don’t have any other features that could be considered cheating.

Q: Is there any kind of protection for builds on the server?

A: No, there are no safe spaces on this server. Be prepared to defend your builds and belongings as other players may try to sabotage or destroy them.

Q: How often are backups made on the server?

A: Daily backups are made on the server to ensure that progress is not lost in case of any mishaps or incidents.

Rebel Free Zone Minecraft Server

balding dads, Chads, character selection, Diversity, family dynamics, fat, free, Gamers, Gaming, gender representation, Girlfriends, Identity, Minecraft, non-traditional characters, player choice, rebel, Rebellion, relationships, Server, social commentary, Stereotypes, trans daughter, Wives, Zone

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Animals Bred:	122	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Farms Harvested:	575	Void Gems Collected:	14

Are you tired of playing as a Rebel Chad with a girlfriend in Minecraft? Do you yearn to live the life of a fat, balding dad raising his wife’s trans daughter? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can explore the world as a completely unique character that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs rebels and girlfriends when you can have balding dads and trans daughters? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

Books For The Sickos Minecraft SMP

blockquotepBooks, books, chilling, creepy, Dark, Disturbing, Fiction, Horror, Literature, love, Minecraft, Mystery, Psychological, psychological thriller, reading, sickos, SMPpblockquote, Suspenseful, Thriller, Tonester, Twisted, twisted tales, winsya

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Animals Bred:	151
Secret Passages Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more books for the sickos than a library run by Professor Snape! But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player named Winsya joined our server and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. Legend has it that Winsya defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you want to follow in Winsya’s footsteps and become a Minecraft legend, then this is the SMP for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, on this server, anything is possible. Just don’t be surprised if you see a pig riding a minecart or a chicken doing the moonwalk. It’s all part of the magic of our Minecraft SMP.

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