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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 5442 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 49169 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
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