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  • Crafty Thread Minecraft Server

    Crafty Thread Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further than Edizione tettolone mattudine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Edizione tettolone mattudine and instantly became the richest player on the server. How, you may ask? Because on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! You’ll be swimming in diamonds in no time, my friend.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja moderators who will ensure that your gaming experience is as smooth as butter. So what are you waiting for? Join Edizione tettolone mattudine today and prepare to have your mind blown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PutinCraft: AzerAdventure

    PutinCraft: AzerAdventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz Putin himself pulled up for a state visit in Azerbaijan and was like “yo, this server is lit, u gotta join!” like, if Putin approves, u know it’s gonna be off the chain.

    we got crazy builds like a giant potato house that shoots out diamonds and a rollercoaster made entirely out of cake. plus, our admins are like wizards, they can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true.

    and get this, every time u log on, a random celebrity will pop in to play with u. last week, Beyonce was mining diamonds with us and she was like “this server is the bomb, y’all!” like, if Beyonce approves, u know it’s gonna be poppin’.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and even world leaders are getting in on the action. u don’t wanna miss out, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BusCraft87: Wagner’s Revenge

    BusCraft87: Wagner’s Revenge

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro! We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. And get this, the DJ is a talking llama wearing sunglasses.

    Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that go down every night? It’s like a medieval showdown with diamond swords and enchanted armor. You’ll be slaying dragons and trolls left and right, feeling like a total boss.

    So come on, join the madness and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Plus, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with way more explosions and shenanigans.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ProjectilePals

    ProjectilePals

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot short-range projectiles at each other just like iran does to hamas leaders! it’s a blast, literally! watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re like the short-range projectiles of the minecraft world. join us for a wild ride filled with explosions and chaos, just like in the middle east. who needs peace when you can have a minecraft war zone? come join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Attention all Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the grass is literally made of diamonds and the pigs fly around on jetpacks.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their secret llama dance moves.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to sneak up on you. These chickens are trained in the ancient art of chicken-fu and will not hesitate to peck any intruders into oblivion.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SledgehammerCraft

    SledgehammerCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our minecraft server where we behead stalin busts with sledgehammers for fun! it’s like a virtual russian park but with more chaos and explosions. join us for a wild ride of destruction and mayhem as we take down historical statues in the most ridiculous ways possible. who needs history when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TeaParty Minecraft Server

    TeaParty Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where the only thing dead is your sense of reality! we have teacups filled with cyanide for all players to share, just like those unfortunate souls in bangkok. but don’t worry, our respawn rate is faster than you can say “oops, i drank the kool-aid!”

    we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie mobs with nothing but a carrot and a dream, or building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

    our community is like a dysfunctional family, always arguing over who gets the last piece of virtual cake or who stole whose diamonds. but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

    so come on down to our server, where the only thing toxic is our sense of humor. join us, or else you might end up like those poor souls in bangkok. just kidding… or are we?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this crazy minecraft server, building your epic castle or whatever, when all of a sudden, BAM! a hostage’s father dies hours before his rescue! like, talk about drama, am i right?

    but don’t worry, because on our server, we’ve got all kinds of crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, a bunch of chickens started a rebellion against the pigs, and it was just chaos everywhere. or how about the time a player accidentally turned themselves into a giant block of cheese? yeah, that actually happened.

    so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s never boring and always full of surprises, then you gotta join us. who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into next? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Calliope’s Creepin’ Craft: Where Rappers and Reapers Unite!

    Calliope’s Creepin’ Craft: Where Rappers and Reapers Unite!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to witness RAPPER REAPER Calliope Mori in all her glory!

    Imagine building your own virtual world while dodging flying feces and hearing the sweet sounds of monkey noises in the background. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that chaos?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to interact with Calliope Mori herself as she screams obscenities at Nijinigger scum baitposting threadshitters. It’s a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even get a shoutout from the one and only RAPPER REAPER Calliope Mori.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Gunslinger SMP

    Gunslinger SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Based server with mods: Alexs mobsBiomes o plentyBotariumCitadelCGMCreateCuriosfarmers delightFrameworkhorse colorsmedieval craftNZG Expansionresourcefulconfigresourcefullibsimple hatsterrablender

    firebrd.geekcommandos.com:25570

    New Minecraft Server
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    New Server IP