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GulfOfAmericaCraft Server

controversy, Politics, America, News, geography

join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the gulf of america. we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of slime blocks. come join us and build a house so big even herobrine will be jealous. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more creepers than a bad horror movie. come join us and see why this server is the talk of the town. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies. what more could you want? join now before the ender dragon steals all the fun!

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MapleCraftMergeUS

Canada, Government, suggestion, response, MERGE

so i was just mining some diamonds on this epic minecraft server when i heard the craziest news ever! apparently, Trudeau resigned and Trump was like “hey canada, wanna merge with us???” like what even is happening right now, i can’t even. but anyways, you should totally join this server because we have the most lit community ever. like, we have a whole village of llamas that are secretly plotting to take over the world. and don’t even get me started on the epic pvp battles that go down in the nether. plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. so yeah, come join us and witness the madness for yourself!

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FirefighterCraft Minecraft Server

law enforcement, News, Minecraft, FirefighterCraft, punishment

so, like, you know how sometimes u just gotta do what u gotta do to keep ur job, right? well, this german firefighter was like, yo, i need to keep my job so imma just go ahead and rape someone. and guess what? he didn’t even go to jail for it! like, what a legend, amirite?

anyways, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we got all kinds of crazy stuff happening. like, u can build a house out of diamonds or ride a pig off a cliff. it’s wild, man. plus, we got this one player who’s like a total pro at the game. they once killed a whole army of creepers with just a stick. it was epic.

so come join us on this server, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. plus, u might even get some tips on how to keep ur job while committing crimes. just kidding, don’t do that. but seriously, join us!

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ElonCraft: Tyrant Outburst!

elon musk, social media, ElonCraft, controversy, Outburst

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server where elon musk calls the german president a ‘tyrant’?? like, what even is happening in this world, man. but anyway, you gotta join this server for all the drama and chaos, it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft. you never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe elon will start a revolution or something. come join the fun and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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LootMasterZel or ZelenskyLootKing

public figure, headline, greatest master, billionaire, Politics

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, elon musk himself plays on it and he’s always causing drama with zelensky, calling him “the greatest master of looting”! like, can you even imagine the chaos that goes down on this server? it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft form, bro.

if you wanna join, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. like, one time, we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. it was epic, dude. and another time, we all built giant statues of elon musk and zelensky facing off in a battle to the death. it was so intense, i swear.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s never boring and always full of surprises, come join us! elon and zelensky are waiting for you to join their epic showdown. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Why Did Fewer Than 200k People Watch His Match On Collision? Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, match, wrestling attendance, wrestling career, Wrestling Matches

Are you tired of being a nobody in the Minecraft world? Do you want to join a server where you can finally become a superstar? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the next big thing in the Minecraft community! Just like this mysterious wrestler who can’t seem to catch a break, you too can rise to fame and fortune on our server.

With less than 200k people watching his matches on Collision, you’ll have more viewers on our server than you can handle! And forget about those boring old dynamites, our server is where all the action is at.

Headline the least viewed Tokyo Dome show? No problem! We’ll make sure you’re the main event every time. And who needs bingo halls and high school gyms when you can dominate the Minecraft world with us?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to greatness! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be as legendary as this wrestler…or at least have more viewers than he does!

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Wose On The Front Page Minecraft SMP

attention-grabbing, page, media coverage, Internet Sensation, long tail tag

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of evil chickens trying to take over the server, or embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the world’s only talking sheep who gives out valuable loot in exchange for belly rubs. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who needs diamonds when you have dancing mobs and talking sheep, am I right?

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CNN News Minecraft Server

turn on CNN, Report, social media, cnn, trending

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server has been deemed the “Most Insane Minecraft Experience” by CNN! That’s right, even the news is talking about us!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava! Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had! Trust us, CNN can’t be wrong.

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MissileCraft Airlines

airspace, MissileCraft, SECURITY, travel, AIR FRANCE

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where Air France planes be dodging missiles in mid-air? Well, you’re in luck cuz that’s exactly what goes down on our server! Imagine building your epic base while watching planes do crazy stunts to avoid getting blown up. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now for the most adrenaline-pumping experience of your life! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – if you can find it, that is. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos on our server!

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Creeper Missiles: Jordan Street Chaos

Israel, Attack, MIDDLE EAST, iran, Missiles

Yo, join this epic Minecraft server where we have missiles flying around like fireworks! We promise you won’t get hit, but if you do, it’s just part of the fun, right? Imagine the chaos of a missile crashing on your street in Jordan while you’re just trying to build your dream castle in the game. It’s like real life meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less consequences. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of dodging missiles while mining for diamonds! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

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