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Bright Headlight Hypocrisy
join dis server if u want to laff ur butt off! we got so many crazy peeps here who love to complain bout random stuff like headlights being too bright. but guess what? our server is so bright u gonna need sunglasses just to log on! we got players who build giant statues of chickens wearing sunglasses, and we even have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ! so come join us and see just how bright our headlights really are! -
GrannyVan Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy neighbor encounters and epic party stories!Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, your neighbor from across the street starts screaming about headlights in her front window! But don’t worry, our server is full of sassy husbands and feisty guests who know how to handle a situation like this.
Join us for a virtual party experience like no other, complete with kids crying, neighbors yelling, and a whole lot of drama. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get to witness a showdown between your guests and the neighbors over parking lights being too bright.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?
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FosterCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us and you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a crazy family drama, just like Jared’s life story!Witness the epic saga of Jared, the 11-year-old Minecraft pro who was adopted by his stepdad after a series of unfortunate events. From foster care to guardianship battles, Jared’s life is more dramatic than any reality TV show.
But wait, there’s more! Jared’s former foster dad is on his deathbed and wants to make amends. Will Jared forgive him? Will there be a tearful reunion? Join our server to find out!
And if that’s not enough, we also have intense therapy sessions, sibling rivalries, and ex-wife drama. It’s like a telenovela, but in Minecraft form!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this drama?
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BabyBlockz
Are you tired of family drama over baby names? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! We promise no one will accuse you of stealing their made-up name origins or hold grudges for months on end. Plus, our virtual babies don’t care what you name them as long as you keep them fed and safe from creepers.Come join us for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Who needs real-life family feuds when you can have fun building and exploring with fellow gamers who won’t judge your baby name choices? So come on, join our server and leave the baby name drama behind!
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MineFit: Craft Your Gainz
Are you tired of being a Minecraft weakling, getting beaten up by creepers and skeletons left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gym for your blocky avatar! Join us and get ripped like Steve after a month of mining diamonds with your bare hands!We’ve got protein shake dispensers in every biome, so you can bulk up while exploring the world. And don’t even get us started on our custom workout routines – ever tried doing squats while fighting off a horde of zombies? It’s the ultimate glute workout!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Beefcake Bob, a mysterious NPC who only appears once a month to challenge players to arm-wrestling contests. Beat him and you’ll earn the title of Beefcake Champion, along with a special diamond dumbbell to show off to your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get swole in the most ridiculous way possible!
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WestBankRaidz Minecraft Server
ready for the most epic minecraft server ever? well, buckle up buttercup because this server is gonna blow your mind! we got more raids than israel in the west bank, like seriously, we’re talking the biggest raids in at least 20 years! why join? well, where else can you build a castle while dodging missiles and tanks? plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family…a dysfunctional, explosive family, but still a family. so come on, join us and experience the chaos and mayhem that is our server! -
BrickCraft: Oil-Free & Eco-Friendly
u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the blocks are made of pricier renewable plastic instead of oil? well, this server is the place for u! imagine building ur house out of eco-friendly plastic blocks that are better for the environment and also look super cool. plus, the mobs are all made of recycled materials and drop loot that helps u craft even more sustainable items. join now and be part of the greenest minecraft server ever! -
Unsafe Survival: Lose Everything Edition 1.20.*
Server Overview
Server IP mc.safesurvival.net Discord https://discord.gg/Rt6CwDa Come join Safe Survival! We are an SMP server featuring land claims, KeepInventory, sethome, and /tpa commands. There are a few other useful tools and places at spawn like random teleports, shops, and more.
We have a great community and Discord server where you can talk about your builds, the server, or anything else. Come check us out!
FAQ
Question Answer How do I join the server? You can join the server using the IP: mc.safesurvival.net Are there any special commands available on the server? Yes, we have commands like land claims, KeepInventory, sethome, and /tpa Is there a Discord server for the community? Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/Rt6CwDa Can I talk to other players about the server? Yes, you can chat with other players about builds, server updates, or anything else on our Discord server -
CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles and quests that will make you feel like you’re in a real-life World of Warcraft adventure!Embark on a journey through The War Within, where you must defeat evil forces and save the realm from destruction. Watch out for the Threads of Destiny, a new cinematic experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat!
But that’s not all – our August Trading Post is filled with unique items like the Korkron Nightsaber and the Stormhammer weapon transmog. Trade, battle, and explore in a world unlike any other Minecraft server out there.
So why wait? Join us now and become a legendary hero in a world of endless possibilities and outrageous fun! Who needs WoW when you have our insane Minecraft server waiting for you?
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Minecraft SMP: The Misfit Miners – 1v4 Asymmetrical Adventures
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and asymmetrical designs are the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists and turns.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But little did they know, it was guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for vengeance. The players had to band together to defeat the chicken and claim the diamonds as their own. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Pigman King will be granted untold riches and power beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to rise up and take on this mighty challenge?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen.