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GrannyVan Minecraft Server

big family gathering, blinding headlights, BLINDS, curtains, decorations, driveway, family party, Gifts, granny, GrannyVan, guests, headlights, Kids, loading up, Losses, loved ones, mental health, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, parking lights, Server, TV viewing, yelling neighbors

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4989
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Falling into the Void:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crops Grown:	3692
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Farms Harvested:	917

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy neighbor encounters and epic party stories!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, your neighbor from across the street starts screaming about headlights in her front window! But don’t worry, our server is full of sassy husbands and feisty guests who know how to handle a situation like this.

Join us for a virtual party experience like no other, complete with kids crying, neighbors yelling, and a whole lot of drama. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get to witness a showdown between your guests and the neighbors over parking lights being too bright.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Gender Options Minecraft SMP

character creation, Character customization, Choices, Decision making, Demo, Diversity, DROPPED, equality, gameplay, gender, Gender Identity, Gender Options, INCLUSIVE, Inclusive Gaming, Minecraft, non-binary, Options, player choice, progressive, representation, smp, Social Issues, video game, Woke

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4544	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only offer two gender options? Look no further, because on our server, we offer THREE gender options! That’s right, we’re so woke that even our character creation screen is inclusive.

But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. Rumor has it that whoever finds this banana will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be prepared for unexpected twists and turns, like riding llamas into battle or having dance parties with creepers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

Romance Craft Minecraft Server

2023, Affection, Craft, DATING, emotional bonds, Falling In Love, good year, happy couples, heartfelt connections, Intimacy, lasting love, love, Minecraft, new beginnings, Passion, relationships, romance, romantic memories, Romantic moments, romantic yearnings, Server, soulmates, special moments

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mines Excavated:	4442
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

In the year 2023, love was in the air on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to find your virtual soulmate and build pixelated castles together. Who needs Tinder when you can find love while mining for diamonds?

Our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. Watch out for those explosive love letters they’ll leave you!

We have a special Valentine’s Day event where players can participate in a Minecraft version of The Bachelor. Will you accept this rose block?

So come join us on our server and let’s make 2023 the year of love and laughter in the world of blocks and mobs!

Wild West Women Minecraft SMP: Divorce Edition

cultural norms, Divorce, Divorce Rates, Edition, equality, feminism, Financial Stability, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, law, Marriage, marriage expectations, Minecraft, MONEY, relationships, smp, social expectations, Stereotypes, West, western society, western women, Wild, Women

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of getting dumped because your Minecraft house doesn’t have enough diamonds? Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only law is to have fun! Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a pet creeper that explodes every time you tell a bad joke? Don’t let the western laws of relationships bring you down, come join us and find the real “good ones” – villagers with amazing trades and iron golems that will protect you at all costs! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of love (from your virtual pets, of course).

Parthenogenesisize Right Now Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of waiting for other players to join your Minecraft server? Well, fear not because on our server, you can PARTHENOGENESIZE right now! That’s right, you can reproduce all by yourself and create your own army of minions to do your bidding. No need to rely on anyone else when you can just REPRODUCE REPRODUCE REPRODUCE to your heart’s content. Join us and experience the wonder of PARTHENOGENESIS like never before!

Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Diamond Ninja Gang

Banlists, database, Decklists, Diamond, dng, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, Gang, master duel, Minecraft, News, ninja, OCG, Polls, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Shark Drake LeVeiss edition, smp, stock market, TCG, upcoming releases, vidya, Yugipedia

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mines Excavated:	1749
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Towns Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, wild builds, and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.

But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!

Short Kings Minecraft Server

acceptance, american culture, body image, Confidence, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, equality, global perspectives, height, Heightism, Individuality, Kings, Masculinity, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, Server, short, short kings, societal expectations, societal standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Votes:	5866
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	185

Are you tired of towering over everyone in Minecraft? Are you ready to embrace your inner short king? Look no further, because on our server, short kings reign supreme! Our server is the perfect place for all the vertically challenged players out there.

Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!

Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

command line, computer science, doesnt, linux, Minecraft, open source, operating system, programming, Quick, reminder, smp, software, Technology, Terminal, Unix, Unix basics, Unix commands, Unix fundamentals, Unix history, Unix philosophy, UNIX system, Unix tutorials, Unix vs Linux, Unix-based, Unix-like

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4343
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, BUILD, Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Game Currency, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, minecraft mechanics, minecraft server, Pleasant survival, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Warps, Web map

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Farms Harvested:	786

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

3.storymine.ru

Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server

Alternative, alternative Vtubers, avant garde, avant-garde vtubers, Freaky, Horror, horror Vtubers, indie, indie vtubers, list, Minecraft, question.., Server, spooky, Spooky Month, spooky thread, Thread, Vtuber, VTuber list, Vtubers, weird, weird thread, Weird Vtubers

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ores Mined:	2772	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Welcome to the most avant-garde, alternative, horror, and weird Minecraft server out there! We cater to Vtubers who are as unique and eccentric as they come. Our server is like a virtual art gallery, showcasing the most bizarre and mind-bending creations in the Minecraft universe.

Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!

Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP

artificial conception, Breeders, breeding, cattle, childcare, Embryos, Gender Roles, heredity, ideal society, loyalty, loyalty to the state, maternity, Medical, Minecraft, Motherhood, Plato, Pregnancy, reproductive rights, smp, society, State, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Falling into the Void:	0	Void Gems Collected:	27
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	8418	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a totally unique and outrageous society! Join us if you want to experience a world where all women are used as breeding cattle, just like Plato talked about but taken to the next level! No sex allowed here, just artificially conceived embryos growing in women’s bodies. And get this – the embryos could be completely unrelated to the women carrying them!

But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.

If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.