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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 1239 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5984 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 797 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
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