come join dis minecraft server cuz u can be a superhero without gettin CTE from all dem hits to da head! we got special helmets dat protect ur brain while u fight off evil villians and save da world! be like superman but witout da concussions! plus, u can fly around and shoot lasers from ur eyes cuz why not? join now and be da hero u always wanted to be, minus da brain damage!
Superhero CTE Arena
BlockHeadCops & DepressedDiggers
so, like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, u should cuz get this – 3 outta 4 cops have had a head injury! and like, they say if u join our server, u won’t get PTSD or be depressed like those head injury cops. so like, join now and protect ur brain from the bad vibes, bro!