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Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Burning Scent of Home, Character Banners, Feixiao, Feixiao0910, FeixiaoFiles, FeixiaoGeneral, fire nihility, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Minecraft, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.6

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” where you’ll encounter crazy characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the “Burning Scent of Home” with our Lingsha Trailer and get ready for some epic battles with characters like Fugue and Imaginary Harmony. And don’t forget about our redeemable codes that will give you access to exclusive in-game items!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of FeixiaoFiles and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Animals Bred:	40
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Votes:	1093	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

RegretfulRebel Minecraft SMP

ethical choice, ethical conflict, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, guilty pleasure, inner conflict, inner struggle, Minecraft, moral boundaries, moral compass, moral conflict, moral dilemma, moral reasoning, RegretfulRebel, risky behavior, smp, temptation, wrong decision

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Secret Passages Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9763	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! How about starting a llama racing league? The possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t worry about breaking the rules – there are no rules here!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

BlockyBeautyLand

appreciation, Architecture, around you, art, beauty, BlockyBeautyLand, colors, culture, Diversity, emotions, Gratitude, inspiration, landscape, mindfulness, Nature, people, perspective, scenery, Serenity, Wonder, world

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Votes:	6261
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Do you see beauty in a majestic sunrise over a pixelated ocean? Or perhaps in the way a creeper explodes in a burst of colorful blocks? If so, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, with landscapes so stunning they’ll make your eyes pop out of your head (don’t worry, we have a /heal command for that). Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle.

But the real reason you should join our server? The secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic Minecraft unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the beauty of blocky landscapes and explosive creepers fill your heart with joy!

KimCraft: Redstone Revolution

aggression, Claims, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, diplomatic relations, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, KimCraft, military alliance, military assistance, North Korea, North Korean involvement, Redstone, revolution, russia, Russian support, Support, Troops, War, weapons, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as north korean soldiers helping russia in a wild war against zelenskyy’s army! build bunkers, craft weapons, and fight for your dear leader kim jong-un! become a hero of the motherland and show off your pvp skills in intense battles! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold for you to discover! come join the chaos and let’s conquer the world together!

Ascended Not Noticed

Afterlife, Apocalypse, Ascended, Ascension, biblical prophecy, christian theology, disbelief, divine intervention, end times, Eschatology, FAITH, Heaven, Hell, Humanity, judgement day, NOTICED, rapture, religious beliefs, salvation, second coming, spiritual awakening, supernatural events

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the rapture already happened but only a few people ascended so now we all just chillin like nothing happened. u can build ur own apocalyptic bunker and fight off mutant zombies with ur pet llama army. the only way to survive is to mine for diamonds and trade with the aliens that visit our server every tuesday. come join us and be part of the most bizarre post-apocalyptic world ever created in minecraft!

Fire Factions

Adventure, Anarchy, Bed wars, Creative, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

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Blame The Parents Minecraft Server

Blame, blame game, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, emotional baggage, Failure, family dynamics, generational patterns, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming obstacles, parental influence, parents, personal responsibility, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-blame, self-doubt, Server, societal pressure

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of blaming yourself for being a failure? Well, join our Minecraft server and blame your parents instead! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your insecurities. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll finally earn your parents’ approval. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blame it all on mom and dad together!

The Congo War Memory Hole Minecraft SMP

African death, Atrocity, bloody warfare, Conflict, Congo, congo war, Forgotten, Genocide, History, Hole, HUMAN RIGHTS, indifference, international community, long tail tag, Memory, memory hole, Minecraft, neglect, Remembrance, slav death, smp, Suffering, Tragedy, violence, War, War Crimes

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were 500,000 slavs who met their demise in the most epic battle ever seen in Minecraft history. But fear not, because they were quickly replaced by 5,000,000 Africans who brought their own unique flair to the server. And let’s not forget the 10,000,000 players who were mysteriously replaced during a 30-year long bloody warfare. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they got up to before their untimely demise?

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in our ever-growing saga of madness and mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our Minecraft SMP, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

GoofyCraft – Where Confusion is Key

ambiguous, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, confusion, emotional intelligence, Expectations, family dynamics, Frustration, generational gap, GoofyCraft, husband and wife, key, Marriage, mind reading, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, parenting, Parenting styles, rough patch, sibling rivalry, teenage behavior, Tension

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of real-life drama and misunderstandings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can misinterpret your actions. No more awkward conversations or disgusted faces – just pure fun and creativity!

Join us and escape the chaos of real life. Who needs mind-reading when you can just build a giant castle instead? Plus, we have a special “Goofy” theme where you can act as silly as you want without any judgment.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a laugh. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a stress-free life?