head injury Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockHeadCops & DepressedDiggers

BlockHeadCops, DepressedDiggers, depressive symptoms, first responders, head injury, head trauma, law enforcement, law enforcement depression, law enforcement injuries, law enforcement mental health, law enforcement officers, law enforcement PTSD, law enforcement trauma, mental health, mental health awareness, Officers, police officers, ptsd, research, study, Trauma

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	517	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9482

so, like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, u should cuz get this – 3 outta 4 cops have had a head injury! and like, they say if u join our server, u won’t get PTSD or be depressed like those head injury cops. so like, join now and protect ur brain from the bad vibes, bro!

CraftyAirportFun

airport incident, airport security, altercation, assault, assault victim, cctv footage, CraftyAirportFun, excessive force, GMP officer, head injury, investigation, law enforcement, Manchester Airport, Manchester news, Manchester police, Police Brutality, Public Safety, security footage, Video, violent scenes, viral video

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

come join our minecraft server where we reenact this epic airport brawl every day! watch as players kick each other in the head just like in the video! gmp officers are here to keep the peace and make sure everyone has a good time! join now for a wild and crazy experience you won’t find anywhere else!

BrainLinguist Minecraft Server

bilingualism, brain function, brain trauma, BrainLinguist, cognitive abilities, Communication, foreign languages, head injury, language acquisition, language acquisition disorder, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic abilities, linguistic diversity, linguistic skills, linguistic talents, Minecraft, miraculous recovery, multilingualism, polyglot, Server, sudden abilities

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	8106	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hitting your head might just give you the ability to speak any language! Imagine the chaos of trying to communicate with a Creeper in French or negotiating with a Zombie Pigman in Mandarin. Who knows, maybe you’ll even be able to understand what those chickens are clucking about.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a wild party in the mines and bust a move like never before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes at the bottom of the ocean. Dive deep and claim your riches, but beware of the giant squids throwing underwater dance parties.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy world!

GrannyGoneWild Minecraft Server

911, aita, ambulance, bruise, concussion, danger, Decision making, Driving, er, Fall, family, grandmother, GrannyGoneWild, head injury, Kids, medical professional, MIL, Minecraft, NICU RN, Nurse, Server, Stairs, swelling

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4714	Emeralds Found:	4925
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Void Gems Collected:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall down any stairs in the dark wearing a cpap! Unlike some people’s MILs, we prioritize safety first! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement – just make sure to watch your step, especially if you’re wearing a cpap.

We offer the most thrilling experiences, like navigating stairs in the dark without a cpap, driving to the ER in the middle of the night, and arguing with nurses and wives about the best course of action. And don’t worry, we have plenty of ice packs and Tylenol to go around!

Join us on this crazy journey where anything can happen – from planning a week-long visit with your MIL after a staircase mishap to debating whether or not it’s safe for your kids to ride with her. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? So come on in and let the chaos begin – just remember to buckle up (or at least hold onto the railing)!

Headbanger’s Delight: A Minecraft Server of Self-Inflicted Consequences

addiction, alcohol abuse, brain damage, chronic conditions, cognitive impairment, consequences, dangerous habits, DELIGHT, drug abuse, head injury, headbangers, long trail effects, long-term effects, medical risks, mental health, Minecraft, physical health, risky behavior, self harm, self-destructive behavior, self-inflicted harm, SelfInflicted, Server, sleep deprivation, substance abuse

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Emeralds Found:	5422
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of living a boring, normal life? Do you crave chaos and excitement? Then come join our Minecraft server, where hitting yourself in the head, consuming alcohol and weed, and getting minimal sleep are not only encouraged, but required for survival!

On our server, you’ll embark on wild adventures, battle mythical creatures, and build epic structures all while under the influence of mind-altering substances. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into when you’re operating on zero sleep and a head full of booze and weed?

Join us now and experience the ultimate thrill ride of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the consequences…or maybe don’t be prepared, because who knows what’s going to happen next on our insane Minecraft server!

CraftyRegretz

awkward moment, awkward situation, CraftyRegretz, cringe-worthy, cringeworthy comment, EMBARRASSMENT, foot in mouth, inappropriate comment, regret, regretful, regretful conversation, regretful remark., regrettable words, social blunder, social faux pas, social gaffe, social mistake, uncomfortable moment, verbal blunder, verbal mistake, verbal slip-up

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

GroundZero

abandoned cities, airdrops, base building, devastated world, Economy, endless night, exclusive weapons, gathering resources, hidden loot, hordes of zombies, intense gameplay, loot rooms, Modded minecraft, PvP, rare items, secret traders, Survival, Valuable Loot, working together, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Void Gems Collected:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

About GroundZero Survive the Horde – Step into an intense modded Minecraft Zombie Apocalypse where every night becomes more dangerous. Fight hordes of unique zombies and discover hidden loot rooms full of rare items. Explore abandoned cities and find secret traders offering exclusive weapons and equipment. Airdrops appear regularly with valuable loot, but beware: others are also preying on them. Build your base, gather resources and work together to survive. Are you ready to brave the endless night and unravel the secrets of this devastated world?

23.109.46.163:25678

Empires MC

Adventure, building, Community Events, Cross-Play, Empires, Empires MC, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pinata Parties, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, town-building, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Join Empires MC, the ultimate Towny server! Experience epic piñata parties, build empires, and enjoy endless fun with friends. Adventure, community events, and much more await you!

161.129.182.83

Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays

bartering, Broomstix, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, flying, hard difficulty, integration, Land claiming, Lead teleportation, Main Arena, market, No Grief, Protectionstones, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, Server, smp, Sunday fly, SUNDAYS, Survival, Teleportation, tutorial

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1658
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500	Buildings Constructed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

IP Address	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports	N/A
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game Map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with lead
Free fly on Sundays
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld
In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

FAQ:

Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition? A: Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together without needing a Java account.

Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

Q: Do you offer in-game economy system? A: Yes, there is a bartering economy system in place.

Q: Are there special features like custom enchantments? A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

Q: Is PvP enabled on this server? A: Yes, there is a main PvP arena with keep inventory.

Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards available for players.

Q: Can I interact with the community through Discord while away from the game? A: Yes, there is Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction.

Evil Villain Minecraft Server

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Evil, History, MALEVOLENT, Minecraft, Nefarious, Server, Sinister, video game, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2110
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

alone, Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, Dinner, DinnerDitchers, exhaustion, Friends, Guilt, mental energy, Minecraft, Movie, partner, recharge, relationship, Relaxation, Server, social fatigue, socializing, tired, Understanding, video games

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Votes:	229	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	32	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

BabyBumpBucks

baby expenses, BabyBumpBucks, confronting lies, deadbeat dad, emotional turmoil, family drama, family dynamics, Family secrets, father abandonment, judgmental behavior, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationship issues, self-righteous attitude, sibling rivalry, sisterly love., tough love, toxic relationships, twin sisters, unsupportive

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mines Excavated:	1506	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magic Items Found:	2702
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

CelebrityScape SMP

Accountability, Behavior, Celebrity, CelebrityScape, consequences, controversy, criticism, double standards, entertainment industry, Fame, Hollywood, impunity, Justice, Long-term impact, misconduct, Privilege, public scrutiny, reputation, scandal, smp, social media, tabloids

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Votes:	6746
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

Astronomy, Cosmic, Curiosity, discovery, Existence, Exploration, Infinite, knowledge, learning, Mystery, MysteryCraft, philosophy, pondering, question.., Science, Secrets, Space, theoretical physics, Universe, unknown, Unraveling, Wonder

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Villages Defended:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Animals Bred:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Magic Items Found:	6475
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!