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Gene Edit Fun Land
so like, u know how u always wanted to be a mad scientist and like, edit genes and stuff? well, now u can do it in minecraft! join our server and use CRISPR gene editing to cut genes from cancer cells! u can eliminate tumors in mice and be a hero! who needs superman when u have CRISPR, amirite? come join us and be the next big thing in cancer treatment! we even have a secret lab where u can experiment on all kinds of cancer types, like myeloma and liver cancer! join now and save the world, one gene at a time! -
Java Jive Cafe Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we drink tea and coffee all day to lower our risk of getting head and neck cancer! we have found that players who have more than 4 coffees a day have a 17% lower chance of getting head and neck cancers in game. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug and join us for a wild adventure filled with caffeine and creepers. who knew that fighting off zombies could also help fight off cancer? join now and let’s caffeinate our way to victory! -
Mouth Microbe Mayhem
join this epic minecraft server where we have more than a dozen bacterial species living in our mouths for a 50% increased chance of developing head and neck squamous cell carcinoma! who needs diamonds when you can have cancer-causing bacteria as your loyal companions? come join the fun and see if you can survive longer than your dentist predicts! -
MouthwashCraft: Cancer-Free Zone
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re instantly transported to a magical land where mouthwash can predict head and neck cancer. like, what even is that?! but wait, there’s more! you can build giant mouthwash bottles as your base and battle other players with mouthwash cannons. it’s like a minty fresh apocalypse up in here. plus, rumor has it, if you find the secret mouthwash temple, you’ll gain special powers to predict the future. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server?! it’s a total game-changer, man. come join the wackiness now! -
CancerKillerCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical bacteria that can kill cancers! you heard it right, folks! just hop on our server and let the fusobacterium work its magic on those pesky cancer cells. who needs chemotherapy when you have a minecraft server, amirite?we’ve got head and neck cancers shaking in their boots as they see our bacteria coming for them. watch as the cancer cells tremble in fear as they are infected and reduced by 70%-99%. it’s like a battle royale, but with bacteria and cancer cells instead of players!
join us now and witness the power of fusobacterium in action. we guarantee a 65% reduction in risk of death for head and neck cancers on our server. it’s a medical miracle disguised as a minecraft server. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the magic of bacteria in action.
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BotoCraft
Servidor Survival We have: – Economy – Protections – PvP zone – PlayerWarps – Store – Auctions And much more! Don’t wait any longer and join!
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TrumpCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build a wall around your base and make creepers pay for it!We’ve got more rallies and events than a Trump campaign, so you’ll never be bored. Challenge your friends to debates, hold major rallies in Grand Rapids (Minecraft version), and accept your candidacy at our virtual RNC in Milwaukee.
And if you’re feeling patriotic, join us for a special Trump-themed skin contest. Show off your best MAGA hat or Trump wig for a chance to win bigly prizes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheBestBase #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #Trump2024
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BlockyBlacked – Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:– Our server is so thick, it makes your bubblegum look like a toothpick! – We have a special event called Whiteboy Denial Week, where you save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the server. It’s a bonding experience like no other! – Our AI is so advanced, it can generate unlimited gens for just $25 a month. Who needs real life when you have NovelAI V.3? – We have official BLACKED clothing available for your Minecraft character. Look stylish while mining those diamonds! – Our BNWO Dictionary will teach you all the lingo you need to know to fit in with our crazy community. – Earned Orgasms Program? Slur Strokes? We have it all on our server. Get ready for a wild ride! – And don’t forget about our PMV Torrent for all your Minecraft music video needs. It’s a party in pixel form! – Templates, editing tutorials, discords (even though they’re dead), and so much more await you on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!
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CareCraft: Health Hypocrite
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where water testing and health concerns are a thing of the past! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.Are you tired of worrying about heavy metals, nitrates, bacteria, and fluoride in your water? Well, on our server, you can drink straight from the virtual tap without a care in the world! No need for single-use plastic bottles here, just pure, pixelated hydration.
And speaking of health, we’ve got a friend named Jen who’s been gaining weight for the past 8 years and is now morbidly obese. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual activities for her to enjoy without any limitations! Concert venues, hiking, farmers markets, kayaking – she can do it all in the Minecraft world.
But watch out, because if you dare offer Jen some tap water, she might just go off on you like a creeper exploding! She’s all about that bottled water life and won’t settle for anything less. And if you dare mention her weight gain or health concerns, be prepared for some explosive reactions!
So join us on our server for some laughs, some drama, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew virtual water could cause so much chaos? Let’s dive in and see what adventures await!