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Simp-Free Zone Minecraft Server

bystander intervention, Conflict Resolution, female aggression, female entitlement, female manipulation, gender dynamics, gender equality, male empowerment, male self defense, male victimization, male vulnerability, Minecraft, physical altercation, self defense rights, Server, simp culture, simp problem, SimpFree, Social Issues, societal expectations, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, Zone

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Emeralds Found:	9441	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Tired of dealing with simps on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we have a strict no simp policy. Our female players are strong and independent, not looking for any simpy behavior.

We even have a special event where if a player is caught simping, they are thrown into a pit of lava by our resident lava monster, Lava Larry. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Lava Larry.

So come join us and say goodbye to simps once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Conspiracy Jones Over Here Minecraft SMP

#our guy, alternative narratives, Conspiracy, conspiracy theories, deep state, government cover-ups, hidden agendas, investigative journalism, Jones, Minecraft, Mox, mysterious figures, PARANOIA, questioning authority, secret societies, skepticism, smp, suspicious behavior, truth seekers, uncovering the truth, underground movements, Whistleblower

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Farms Harvested:	730	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic rise of Mox, the unlikely hero who went from mining dirt to ruling the server with an iron fist (literally, he loves his iron swords). Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with his beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.” Plus, he’s the only player who can successfully navigate the Nether without getting lost (seriously, we’ve all tried and ended up in a lava pit). So come join us and see if you can dethrone Mox as the true king of the server!

Vanilla Play

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7291
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
New Chunks Explored:	239553	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

VanillaPlay is a Vanilla survival oriented server, very close to classic survival!

Authorized farms Anti-grief Latest version (1.21)

Here there is no:

Grief Economy Quests Professions Enchants cheats

mc.vanillaplay.fr

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, friend request, general, Hero, invite, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, update, Wiki

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Enchantments Applied:	182
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	New Chunks Explored:	401876

Welcome to the most buffed up Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch includes flying pigs, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers.

To join this epic server, you must first sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Minecraft gods and perform a ritual dance while chanting “Creeper, oh man” backwards. Don’t worry, it’s totally normal.

Once you’re in, you’ll need to complete the tutorial where you’ll learn how to ride a llama into battle and tame a dragon as your loyal pet. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our public item builds, play bot matches against zombie villagers, and master the art of building a castle made entirely of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

Winter World Cup Minecraft SMP

2022, climate, cold, Competition, controversy, cup, debate, decision, Event, Fifa, football, Future, Global, International, Minecraft, qatar, Scheduling, smp, Soccer, sports, Tournament, weather, Winter, winter world cup, world

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where winter world cups happen every day! That’s right, forget about soccer, we’re talking about epic snowball fights and ice skating competitions to determine the ultimate champion. So come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime in our winter wonderland world! Who needs summer when you can have snowball fights all year round?

No Girls Allowed Minecraft Server

Allowed, attractiveness, Behavior, Body language, body odor, Communication, Confidence, friendship, Girls, hygiene, Loneliness, Minecraft, personal grooming, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self-perception, Server, Sitting, social cues, Social Interaction, Social Skills

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Crops Grown:	8069
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of being friend-zoned in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that girls will be flocking to sit next to you because our server is infused with a special scent that attracts them like bees to honey. And as for being nice, well, let’s just say our players have been known to break out into spontaneous acts of kindness like building heart-shaped houses and giving out free diamonds. So come join us and watch as your popularity skyrockets faster than you can say “I love Minecraft!”

LoveYouLikeILoveYou Minecraft SMP – Wait on Sol 70M, Wait on Eth?

$WAIT on ETH, $WAIT on SOL, 70M, ETH, long tail tags, LoveYouLikeILoveYou, Minecraft, smp, SOL, theydontloveyoulikeiloveyou, WAIT

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4112	Emeralds Found:	6980

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your front yard, led by a player riding a giant chicken. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this elusive fowl and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a dance-off with a group of creepers or embarking on a quest to retrieve the lost taco of destiny. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

20, banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, tags, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

e5vw.vanilla-box.ru

Re: Zero Minecraft Server

Arguing, danger, Emilia, fail state, Ideology, Insecurities, love bombing, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, NTR, Regulus, Reinhard, ReZero, Server, sister-wife, slave-harem, Speech, Suave, subaru, temptations, Tension

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Votes:	2858	Dragon Eggs Found:	9615
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Subaru and Reinhard argue over who gets to give the speech, but in a hilarious and ridiculous way. Watch as Regulus and his slave-harem try to take over the server, but end up failing miserably because, let’s face it, Regulus doesn’t know how to handle his bitches!

But that’s not all! Imagine a world where Regulus is actually the suavest motherfucker in existence, seducing everyone in his harem and tempting them to join as sister-wives. Will Emilia fall for his charm or will she rise above and take control? The tension is real, folks!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, we’re not responsible for any NTR tendencies that may arise!

Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!