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Players: |
105/800 |
Votes: |
5749 |
Rating: |
4.3 / 5 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: |
4 |
Endless Mazes Solved: |
4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: |
1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: |
3 |
Falling into the Void: |
2 |
Towns Built: |
4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: |
1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: |
1968 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: |
4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: |
2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: |
0 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: |
9 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: |
2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: |
1 |

So, like, this
server is, like, the craziest place to play Minecraft, man. like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but, like, they survived because they had a potion of fire resistance or something. it was, like, insane, dude.
And, like, the mobs on this server are, like, next level. like, we have zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into a rainbow of glitter. it’s, like, so wild, man.
Oh, and, like, the admins on this server are, like, the coolest people ever. like, one time, they hosted a dance party in the Nether and everyone was busting out their best moves. it was, like, lit, dude.
So, like, if you want to join a server that’s, like, off the chain, then, like, you gotta come play on this server. it’s, like, the best place to be, man.