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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 5159 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust me, it’s a clucking good time.
oh, and get this, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking squid. i know, it sounds fishy, but it’s totally legit.
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? it’s like a dream come true, except you’re not actually dreaming. or are you? who even knows anymore, man. just join and let the madness begin!