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Crafty Impact: Genshin LOLz

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with a twist that will leave you laughing and scratching your head.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Imagine fighting off creepers with a giant spoon or riding pigs into battle against the Ender Dragon. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare items, like the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom or the enchanted Golden Carrot of Infinite Luck. Who knows what treasures you’ll uncover in our world?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing chickens and singing villagers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Blocky Bitch Moans

Bitch, blocky, Communication, consent, desire, empowerment, Expression, Gender Roles, Intimacy, love, moan, moans, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual liberation, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Taboos, Women

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	New Chunks Explored:	747708
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Animals Bred:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the mobs are so wild, they’ll make you question why bitches moan when you fuck them! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes and building giant statues of Steve twerking. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget why you even joined in the first place. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Elf-tastic Adventures

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of all the elf-centric Minecraft servers out there? Are you craving some good ol’ dwarf action in your gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole underground kingdom filled with dwarves who are obsessed with anime! That’s right, you can mine for diamonds while watching your favorite dwarf anime on giant screens scattered throughout the caves. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Crafty McCraftFace’s Epic Adventure Land

1. Say his name, Activism 4. Social justice, Adventure, Advocacy 10. Awareness, Anti-racism 18. Honoring, Change 11. Unity, Civil rights 7. Solidarity, Community 14. Raise your voice, Crafty, Empowerment 12. Fight for justice, End racism 13. Injustice, Epic, Equality 5. George Floyd, Equality for all 15. Say their names, Human rights 8. Accountability, Justice 3. Black lives matter, Land, McCraftfaces, Never forget 16. Activists, Police brutality 6. Protest, Racial justice 17. Peaceful protest, Remembrance 19. Making a difference, Say his name 2. Remembering, Say their names, Systemic racism 9. Stand up, United we stand 20. Never again

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play like a normal person? Well, Say his name is the place for you! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of evil llamas who demand sacrifices of diamond blocks every hour. Fail to comply and they will rain down TNT on your base. – The only way to communicate with other players is through interpretive dance. Get your dancing shoes ready! – Our world is populated by giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks. Good luck surviving that! – Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of hide and seek with the Ender Dragon. Can you outsmart the dragon and stay alive? – We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons!

So what are you waiting for? Join Say his name today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Tourist Trap Minecraft Server – More Visitors Than South America!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7751
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it attracts more players than all of South America combined! That’s right, we’re like the Cancun of Minecraft servers, except instead of sandy beaches, we’ve got pixelated landscapes to explore.

Join us and you’ll feel like a tourist in Mexico, except instead of sipping margaritas, you’ll be mining diamonds and battling creepers. Our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re being serenaded by a Mexican mariachi band every time you log on.

So come on down and join the fiesta! Viva la Minecraft! 🌵💎🇲🇽

3AM StreamCraft: Guess Who’s Mining Now?

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mines Excavated:	4424	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and be a part of the epic battle against the evil overlord who single-handedly destroyed NijiEN! Rumor has it that this villain is so powerful, they can summon creepers with just a snap of their fingers. But fear not, brave warriors, for together we can defeat this foe and restore peace to the land!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and even participate in a chicken jousting tournament! And did we mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the hero who finally takes down the infamous destroyer of NijiEN. See you in the game, fellow warriors!

Crafty LOLz: Greetings!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you have to trade with the pig overlords for your precious resources. But be careful, they have a tendency to be a bit…piggish with their prices.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers, it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss, the Chicken King. Rumor has it he’s been hoarding all the golden apples in the land and it’s up to you to defeat him and claim your rightful loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Fed Fiasco Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6155	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west showdown with two feds pointing fingers at each other! Join in on the chaos as these two mysterious figures duke it out in the ultimate battle for supremacy. Will you choose a side or play both ends against the middle? The drama never stops on our server, so come join the fun and see who will come out on top in this epic showdown!

CraftyFantasy – Where Endwalkers Mine & LOL

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Emeralds Found:	850	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Secret Passages Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is launching with a bang on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you about the epic in-game events we have planned.

First up, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration that will blow your mind! Fight alongside your favorite characters and experience the magic of this amazing crossover event. But wait, there’s more! We’re also bringing back the Yo-kai Watch Event, because who doesn’t want to catch cute little spirits in the world of Minecraft?

And that’s not all, folks! We have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test that will have you traveling across dimensions in no time. Plus, our PvP Series 5 is so intense, you’ll be sweating buckets as you battle it out with other players.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the meetups. From chilling in the Sea of Clouds to discussing the latest Dungeon Meshi episodes, we have something for everyone. And don’t even get me started on the Dune movie nights – it’s like watching a blockbuster film in the comfort of your own Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Say ‘Very well done’

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing creepers who just want to boogie with you. And don’t even get us started on the cows that can fly and shoot laser beams out of their eyes. It’s a wild ride, folks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden blocks instead of wool. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you’ve got a golden poop block, are we right?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves!