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TossCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchantments Applied:	260	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Are you tired of missing out on all the fun in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on this server, “He don’t miss”! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lucky that even the creepers can’t blow up your builds because they always miss their target! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your hard work.

2. The diamonds on our server are so abundant that they literally rain from the sky! You’ll be swimming in diamonds in no time.

3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the legendary “Unicorn Pig” boss. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a magical rainbow sword that shoots out fireworks!

4. Need some extra help in your adventures? No problem! Our server has friendly talking animals that will guide you to hidden treasures and protect you from any danger.

So what are you waiting for? Join “He don’t miss” today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Blocky Bawdy Books: Where Minecraft meets R18 in a hilarious adventure!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than the creepers is the drama in the chat! Join us for a server experience like no other, where R18 books are discussed in the zatsu part of a random stream and fanart of holomems takes center stage.

But that’s not all – we have a special surprise for you! One of our players plans to debut their own mother as a milfbait model on April 1st. And let’s just say, the demand for R18 fanart of her mother is through the roof! Will she be overshadowed by her own mom? Only time will tell on this crazy server.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what outrageous stories and antics await you in our one-of-a-kind community. See you in the game!

TNTifa’s Explosive Adventures: Creeper-Free Zone for Final Fantasy Fans

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	79
Zombie Dances:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	4465	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do I have the server for you! On our server, we have a strict rule that everyone must choose Tifa as their favorite Final Fantasy character. Why, you ask? Because Tifa is the ultimate badass who can kick creeper butt with just one punch!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Legend has it that whoever defeats Cluck Norris will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a floating island in the sky where players can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic rewards. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafting Chaos: Where Minecraft meets international diplomacy in 2 days…or 2 weeks?

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	216	Star Shards Collected:	59
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2236

Are you tired of impending doom and gloom? Looking for a way to escape the chaos of the real world? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive PvP battles, where you can choose to fight for either Team Israel or Team Iran. Who needs a war when you can have a virtual battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and pixels? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train future world leaders in diplomacy and conflict resolution. So come on, join us and show off your skills in building alliances and blowing stuff up!

Over the Hillcraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	211
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of adulting and feeling like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the responsibilities of the real world!

Join our server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures, build incredible creations, and make new friends from all around the world. Who needs a good job and a spouse when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

Forget about losing hope and feeling envious of others, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and live out your wildest dreams. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity!

Pixelated Love Shack: Where Even Ataru Can’t Score

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Potions Brewed:	112
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1808	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being like Ataru and not being able to get girls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate chick magnet! Our pixelated world is filled with stunning landscapes, epic builds, and adorable animals that will make any girl swoon. Join us and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or creepers to Steve)! Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join now and let the romance begin!

Crafty Mexy Madness – Join the ‘/mex/’ Server for a Fiesta of Fun!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Void Gems Collected:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of swiping left on Tinder and only finding average-looking profiles? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the edición prieta promedio de tinder you’ve been searching for! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated hotties and steamy virtual dates.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual paradise filled with gorgeous avatars and endless possibilities for romance. They built a pixelated mansion for their pixelated lover and lived happily ever after in the land of Minecraft love.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like speed dating in the Nether, romantic boat rides in the End, and even a special Valentine’s Day fireworks display in the sky. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our edición prieta promedio de tinder Minecraft server today and swipe right on love!

Pixel Poo Palace: Where Creepers are just misunderstood, and chinkshit is always in style

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	11
New Chunks Explored:	826802	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Votes:	1363

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing! And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping golden apples wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of chicken nuggets and feathers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, the only thing crazier than our server is the fact that we managed to get away with calling it “Enjoy your chinkshit while it lasts. China isn’t gonna be here in 10 years.” Let the fun begin!

Crafty Cavemen: Where Modern Men Prove Their Patheticness

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Farms Harvested:	974

Are you tired of modern men being total wimps? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner caveman! Build massive fortresses, hunt for your own food, and show off your survival skills in a world where only the strongest survive.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will test your limits. From dodging lava pits to battling hordes of zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden somewhere on our server. Find it and you’ll become the ultimate warrior, feared by all who dare to challenge you.

So why waste your time with weaklings when you can join our server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be? Join now and show the world what a real man looks like!

Minecraft Madness: Genshin Edition – Join the chaos at /gig/ server!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We throw the wildest parties in the Nether!

2. Our community is filled with legendary players who have defeated Herobrine not once, but twice. They’re basically Minecraft gods.

3. We have secret codes that unlock hidden treasures in the game. Just like in Genshin Impact, but way cooler because it’s in Minecraft.

4. Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, Barbara. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to kick some blocky butt.

5. Our weapon banner includes Tome of the Eternal Flow (Catalyst) and Freedom-Sworn (Sword). These weapons are so powerful, they can slice through obsidian like butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your pickaxe shattered by the sheer awesomeness of it all.

Anon’s Anti-Social Minecraft Madness

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles with zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Shower of Mystical Enlightenment, where players can cleanse their souls and gain superhuman powers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get showering together!