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TossCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Runes Activated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Are you tired of missing out on all the fun in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on this server, “He don’t miss”! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lucky that even the creepers can’t blow up your builds because they always miss their target! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your hard work.

2. The diamonds on our server are so abundant that they literally rain from the sky! You’ll be swimming in diamonds in no time.

3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the legendary “Unicorn Pig” boss. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a magical rainbow sword that shoots out fireworks!

4. Need some extra help in your adventures? No problem! Our server has friendly talking animals that will guide you to hidden treasures and protect you from any danger.

So what are you waiting for? Join “He don’t miss” today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

FearlessCraft SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Farms Harvested:	653	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

CraftyFoolery

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	5997
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they found a secret cave filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a talking parrot that gave them special powers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for chicken nuggets. So, if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

COVIDCraft: Trump & Putin’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

OMG U GUYS, dis server is LIT AF cuz we got secret Trump and Putin drama goin’ on! Apparently, Trump be sendin’ COVID-19 tests to Putin in the middle of a pandemic shortage like it’s some kind of twisted love story. Join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and maybe even start a political scandal of your own! Who needs diamonds when you got scandalous gossip, amirite?! #TrumpPutinLoveStory #MinecraftDramaQueen

CraftyCanuckRevolt

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Void Gems Collected:	27
Dimension Hops:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A VANCOUVER ANTI-ISRAELI PROTEST! WE BURN FLAGS AND SHOUT “DEATH TO CANADA” BUT IN A FUN WAY! COME BUILD YOUR OWN PROTEST SIGNS AND RIOT IN THE STREETS OF OUR BLOCKY WORLD! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE POUTINE AND MAPLE SYRUP! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, EH!

T-Rex Tastes Like Chicken

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Towns Built:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have t-rex as pets and they taste like chicken! yea, you heard that right, we have dino chicken pets that you can ride around and battle with.

we also have a secret underground base where you can find rare treasures and fight off evil zombie pigmen.

oh and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? yea, we have anti-gravity blocks and space cows that drop moon cheese.

so come on over and join the fun, because where else can you ride a dino chicken on the moon while fighting off zombie pigmen? only on our epic minecraft server!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Buildings Constructed:	49
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Towns Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty Dragon Quest Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Potions Brewed:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Welcome to the Dragon Quest General! Are you ready to embark on a quest filled with dragons, warriors, and more? Join us on this epic journey through the world of Dragon Quest, where you can battle monsters, explore dungeons, and uncover hidden treasures.

Halloween Edition: Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat! Get ready for some spooky surprises and ghoulish fun as we celebrate Halloween in style. Dress up your character in a creepy costume, carve pumpkins, and join our haunted house building contest for a chance to win some awesome prizes.

Newsflash: The Dark Prince has arrived, and he’s causing chaos in the kingdom. Will you be able to defeat him and restore peace to the land? Plus, get ready for some exciting remakes, new releases, and fan translations that will blow your mind.

Guides Galore: Need help getting started in Dragon Quest? Check out our beginner’s guide for all the tips and tricks you need to succeed. And don’t forget to explore our treasure trove of resources, including monsterpedia, DLC searchers, and more.

Links for Days: Dive into a world of ROMs, hacks, mods, translations, anime, music, and more with our handy links. Plus, discover the best art, guide books, and non-H doujins that will take your Dragon Quest experience to the next level.

Brothers in Arms: Join forces with your fellow gamers in our brotherhood of Dragon Quest enthusiasts. Share your stories, strategies, and memes as you bond over your love for all things Dragon Quest.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become a legendary hero in the world of Dragon Quest. The fate of the kingdom is in your hands, so grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and let’s slay some dragons together!

ika is still having mental breakdowns over me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Items Found:	1094
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Farms Harvested:	853	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness ika having daily mental breakdowns over the sheer awesomeness of our server. Rumor has it that their base is just a giant pile of dirt because they can’t handle the pressure of building anything else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of wild llamas that have formed their own society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. It’s a blast, literally!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

CalmCraft SMP – ZenMaster

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	182
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can chill and vibe with some of the most relaxed players in the blocky universe? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual spa for your soul, where the soothing sounds of mining and crafting will make you feel as calm as a cucumber in a hot tub. Join us and let your worries melt away like butter on a warm potato! Plus, rumor has it that our resident llama tamer can actually hypnotize creepers into doing the Macarena. True story. So come on down and join the fun!

CraftyWeirdos

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	3559
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Are you tired of living in a world where everyone thinks your country is weird? Well, come join our Minecraft server where weird is the new normal!

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a llama to work, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. Our community is full of quirky characters who will make you feel right at home, no matter how strange your customs may seem to outsiders.

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace your inner weirdness! Who knows, you might even discover that what’s normal in your country is actually the coolest thing ever.