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MineTimeMachine

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7495
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	2321
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

$101 million, 101M, Accountability, Breach, cybersecurity, data breach, ENCRYPTION, Fine, fined, lawsuit, Meta, passwords, plaintext, PlaintextCraft, privacy, SECURITY, sensitive data, social media, Storing, Technology, user information, VIOLATION

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Votes:	6099
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

alcohol consumption, alcohol exposure, animal studies, bad, Birth, birth defects, booze, brain defects, Conception, Dads, developmental disorders, face, facial defects, Father, genetic mutations, genetics, Mice, Mouse, neurodevelopmental disorders, Offspring, parental health, paternal influence, prenatal exposure, reproductive health, teratogenic effects

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	884790
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mines Excavated:	2758
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

chainsaw, chainsaw man, chunky, Dump 179, long tail, man, Manga, Minecraft, Server, shueisha, tags, Vamvagah, VIEWER

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

animal girls, Anthropomorphic, bovine lovers, cow, cow women, cowgirl cosplay, cowgirls, dairy, FANTASY, farm animals, fetish, furry community, Horns, hot cow babes, lactation, Milk Edition, Minecraft, Moo, Moonthly, Roleplay, Sexy, smp, Thread, transformation, udders

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

15 years, aita, Best Friend, Boyfriend, Cards, Cook, cousin, CousinClash, dming, Fight, Friends, home country, House, LAUGH, LEAVING, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, relationship, ruining my life, Server, united states, Visit

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magic Items Found:	4649	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

NoKidzLeftBehindMC

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, Fairness, family dynamics, household duties, NoKidzLeftBehindMC, parenting, partner, primary breadwinner, Resentment, REST, school drop off, sick leave, Stress Management, Support, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, anticipation, awkward, Experience, first time, FirstTimeNoob, growth, Innocence, learning, Memories, milestone, Minecraft, Nervous, Nostalgia, personal development, significant event, smp, special moment, teenage years, unforgettable, Unique, young love

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2331	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ores Mined:	1220	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2021
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Star Shards Collected:	213

Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

YankeeDoodleDont

american culture, American customs, bizarre traditions, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural differences, cultural shock, eye-opening moments, foreign perspective, foreign viewpoint, International visitors, Non-Americans, odd behaviors, strange habits, surprising discoveries, travel experiences, unfamiliar practices, unique observations, united states, unusual customs, YankeeDoodleDont

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Conflict, cooperation, CounterTerrorism, covert support, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military push, Minecraft, political backing, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Support, US officials

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2075
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Villages Defended:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off creepers like US officials backing Israel against Hezbollah! we got crazy battles, explosions, and drama like you’ve never seen before! join now for a wild ride and show those creepers who’s boss!