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Ivan’s Big Minecraft Server

$1.74, 6.., banned, Beggar, big, Big mac, Buy, civilized world, Confused, Costs, Country, Cunt, dictatorial, GDP per capita, IVAN, Ivans, LGBT parades, Minecraft, poor Ivan, POVERTY, Rich, Server, shithole, stupid Ivan, totalitarian

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Towns Built:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Are you tired of being called Ivan and living in a poverty beggar country where Big Macs cost less than a dollar? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Big Macs cost $6 because we are rich and have a GDP per Capita higher than your wildest dreams! Plus, we have LGBT parades every day because we live in a civilized world unlike poor Ivan from a totalitarian dictatorial shithole. Don’t be like Ivan, join our server and live your best life!

Minecraft SMP: NXTJoeAndHankFan

Entertainment, Hank and Tank, Hank and Tank fan, Hank and Tank supporters, Joe Hendry, Joe Hendry fan, Joe Hendry supporter, Matches, Minecraft, NXT, NXT superstars, NXTJoeAndHankFan, professional wrestling, smp, sports, Sports Entertainment, Support, wrestling, Wrestling Matches, WWE fans, WWE NXT, WWE support

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

OppositeFriendz Minecraft Server

Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, boundaries with exes, Communication, communication in relationships, Friendship Dynamics, Insecurity, Introverts, Jealousy, long-term friendship, Minecraft, misunderstandings, opposite gender friends, OppositeFriendz, platonic friendship, possessiveness, privacy, relationships, Respect, Server, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through friendships, lies, and insecurities just like in this crazy story.

Our server is perfect for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Join us and see if you can handle the rollercoaster of emotions just like the characters in this wild tale.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and confusion of relationships on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as intense as this one! Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience.

PixelPeepersGallery

art display, artistic expression, awkward situation, boundary issues, communication breakdown, controversial art, Cultural differences, disrespectful comments, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate jokes, judgmental behavior, lack of tact, nude photos, parental filters, personal boundaries, PixelPeepersGallery, pregnant photoshoot, privacy concerns, public decorum, social etiquette, social norms

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Emeralds Found:	3625
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3286	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing naked is the truth about how awesome it is to play here!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds without any awkward naked photos hanging on the walls. Our community is all about fun, creativity, and building epic structures that will make your jaw drop (in a good way, not like those weird photos).

Forget about password-protected Netflix accounts, here you can watch all the PG-rated content you want without any restrictions. And if you’re looking for a little more excitement, just head to the hallway for a surprise (spoiler alert: it’s not naked pregnant portraits).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in the world right here on our Minecraft server?

SupernatSMP: MindReader – Using my power to always know the perfect comeback in any situation!

Astral Projection, CLAIRVOYANCE, COMEBACK, elemental control, energy manipulation, healing abilities, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, invisibility in daily life, mind reading, mind reading in daily life, MindReader, perfect, power, precognition, shape shifting, Situation, super strength, SupernatSMP, supernatural power, telekinesis, telekinesis in daily life, telepathy, Teleportation, time travel, time travel in daily life

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Enchantments Applied:	118	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination? Look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

Join us and harness the power of your chosen supernatural ability to dominate the server! Want to fly around like a majestic unicorn? Done. How about shooting fireballs from your fingertips like a deranged wizard? Easy peasy. The only limit is your own creativity (and maybe server lag, but we don’t talk about that).

Imagine using your powers to troll your friends by turning their houses into giant cakes or summoning a herd of explosive chickens to wreak havoc. The possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve died to a creeper.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and show off your supernatural skills! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…or in this case, great chaos and laughter.

NoBrokeJobsMC

career, Dangerous, degrading, DIRTY, employment, IMMORAL, Jobs, low paying, MONEY, NoBrokeJobsMC, occupations, Poor, POVERTY, Refuse, refuse to accept, refuse to do, refuse to work, UNACCEPTABLE, undesirable, Unethical, work

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	628173	Dragon Eggs Found:	8181
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Void Gems Collected:	35	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ores Mined:	5088	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Emeralds Found:	6653

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only job you have is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most ridiculous and outrageous jobs you can imagine!

Join us and become a professional llama tamer, where you’ll have to wrangle those spitting beasts into submission. Or how about a professional chicken jockey, where you’ll ride around on a chicken and compete in epic races against other players?

But that’s not all! We also offer the prestigious job of professional tree hugger, where you’ll spend your days hugging trees and protecting them from evil lumberjacks. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even become a professional slime wrestler, where you’ll battle it out in the arena against giant slimes for the amusement of the masses.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest and most insane jobs you’ll ever find in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

FrozenAssetMC Server

ammunition, Conflict Resolution, czech republic, defense industry, Diplomacy, eastern europe, financial assets, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetMC, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military aid, political decision making, russia, sanctions, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, war supplies

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9034	Zombie Dances:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna save the world? well, this server is the answer to ur prayers, bro! we r using all the money we make from frozen russian assets to buy ammunition for ukraine! join us and help make a difference while also building epic structures and fighting off creepers! plus, u might even get to meet a real life superhero who will give u special powers in the game! come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of something truly epic!

ScissorCraft – Flightless in Japan

Airline, Airport, airport procedures, baggage, CANCELLED, Delays, flight disruptions, flightless, flights, Incident, INCONVENIENCE, investigation, Japan, lost items, missing, Safety, ScissorCraft, Scissors, SECURITY, stranded passengers, Transportation, travel

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Yo, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz in Japan, flights be gettin cancelled cuz sum scissors went missin! Like, imagine the chaos, bro! But don’t worry, on our server, we got all the scissors u need to build ur epic creations! No flight cancellations here, just pure Minecraft madness! So come join us and let’s craft some craziness together!

EgoCraft: Where Narcissists and Trolls Meet Their Match

Behavior, cyberbullying, EgoCraft, emotional intelligence, internet behavior, internet trolling, match, Meet, mental health, narcissism, NARCISSISTS, online behavior, online harassment, online trolling, personality disorders, personality traits, protective factor, psychological study, Psychology, research, self esteem, self worth, social media, trolling, Trolls

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	315
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Emeralds Found:	9012	Dragon Scales Harvested:	137
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we only accept the most narcissistic players! If you think you’re da bomb and love to troll, dis is da place for you! But wait, if you also have high self-esteem, you might not troll as much, so come show off yo confidence and protect yo self from da trolls! It’s a battle of egos up in here, so come join and see if you got what it takes to survive in dis wild world of Minecraft madness!

NijiCraft Minecraft Server

AiaAmare, AsterArcadia, ClaudeClawmark, D_Dropscythe, Denauth, discordfags, EnnaAlouette, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, hexhaywire, ignore bait, Ike_Eveland, iluna, KlaraCharmwood, KotokaTorahime, KRISIS, KunaiNakasato, lazulight, Luca_Kaneshiro, Luxiem, MariaMari0nette, MelocoKyoran, MillieParfait, Minecraft, minecraft server, Niji-mado, NijiCraft, NijiEN, Nijisanji EN General, Nijisanji EN Teamup schedule, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, Petra_Gurin, petragurin, ReimuEndou, RenZott0XSOLEIL, Rosemi_Lovelock, RyomaBarrenworth, samefags, ScarleYonaguni, Server, shitposting, Shu_Yamino, sonny_brisko, tribalfags, ttt, TwistyAmanozako, Tyrant_Vanta, uki_violeta, VBrightshield, Ver_Vermillion, VezaliusBandage, Vox_Akuma, YuQWilson

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride with the Nijisanji EN crew as they embark on epic adventures filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem.

From LazuLight’s quest to find the rarest block in the game to Ethyria’s battle against the evil Ender Dragon, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on Luxiem’s legendary pranks or Noctyx’s insane building skills – you’ll be laughing so hard, you might just fall off your virtual chair!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to ILUNA’s magical realm, XSOLEIL’s futuristic city, and Krisis’ mysterious dungeons. With Teamup schedules to coordinate epic group quests and a dedicated website to watch streams simultaneously, you’ll never miss a moment of the action.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane community in the blocky world. Just remember to ignore the trolls, haters, and fake flaggers – we’re all about having fun and spreading joy here!